短英语翻译

❶ 但是有时候很短用英语翻译

岁月袭 the Ages
有时,一分钟很长,Sometimes,one minute is too long
有时,却又很短.Sometimes,it is too brief
有时我可以了解这世界,Sometimes,I may know a little about this world
有时却一点也不懂.Sometimes,I may know none.
爱你时,一切美好,When in love,everything lofty.
怨你时,人生灰暗.When in hate,life is gloomy
为何欢乐过后,Why after gladness
只剩下一片悲凉?Left only sadness?
所有的悲伤,总会留下一丝欢乐的线索.
All the grieve,will leave the clue of happiness
所有的遗憾,总会留下一处完美的角落.
All the regret,will leave a perfect nook

❷ 英语翻译 要短一点的!

I stand on the snow covered mountain
Colorful vase of flowers
Slopes with flower beds laden
I saw the snow lotus flowers
I asked,“Why are you all alone here?
Beauty is meant to be adored.
Should give yourself to somebody
Before your petals fall to st soon,dear.
What if I crushed your petals,I asked
As at these heights,you are quite lonely”..
这首诗的押韵是 ababcdecde
我的翻译也是 ababcdecde
我站在白雪皑皑的山上
满山都是五颜六色的花
满载花坛的斜坡上
我看见的是雪莲花
我问：“为何你们孤芳自赏?
你们的美丽应该万流景仰
应该把自己奉献给某个人
在花瓣凋零之前让人欣赏
如我压碎你的花瓣会怎样
在这高地上你们不染纤尘

❸ 英语句子，越短越好，100个100分，要中文翻译

越短越好的英语句子：

1. This is a ship.（这是一艘船。）
2. He is an old worker.（他是一个老工人。）
3. I have a brother and a sister.（我有一个兄弟和一个姐妹。）
4. There is a map on the wall.（墙上有一幅地图。）
5. This is a yellow pencil.（这是一支黄铅笔。）
6. Tom is an American boy.（Tom是个美国男孩。）
7. English is a useful tool.（英语是一种有用的工具。）
8. He is telling them an interesting story.（他正在给大家讲一个有趣的故事。）
9. Britain is a European country.（不列颠是一个欧洲国家。）
10. It takes an hour and a half to get there.（这要花费一小时半到达那里。）
11. It is a pig.（它是一头猪。）
12. It is cotton.（它是棉花。）
13. It is wheat.（它是麦子。）
14. It is a cow.（它是一头母牛。）
15. It is an orange.（它是一只橘子。）
16. It is rice.（它是稻子。）
17. It is an ox.（它是一头公牛。）
18. It is a ck.（它是一只鸭子。）
19. It is water.（它是水）
20. It is a hen.（它是一只母牛。）
21. Today is Monday. Tomorrow is Tuesday.（今天是星期一。明天是星期二。）
22. Today is Wednesday. Tomorrow is Thursday.（今天是星期三。明天是星期四。）
23. Today is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday.（今天是星期五。明天是星期六。）
24. Today is Saturday. Tomorrow is Sunday.（今天是星期六。明天是星期日。）
25. Today is Sunday. Tomorrow is Monday.（今天是星期日。明天是星期一。）
We are workers.（我们是工人。）
26. My sister and I are both pupils.（我的姐妹和我都是学生。）
27. You are all middle school pupils.（你们都是中学生。）
28. They are trees and flowers.（它们是树和花。）
29. Cats and dogs are animals.（猫和狗是动物。）
30. All of them are teachers.（他们都是教师。）
31. The sun is red.（太阳是红色的。）
32. That table is heavy.（那张桌子很重。）
33. I am sixteen.（我十六岁。）
34. Class is over.（课结束了。）
35. The river is faraway.（这条河很远。）
36. Time is up.（时间到了。）
37. The bottle is full of water.（这瓶子装满了水。）
38. I am from Shanghai.（我来自上海。）
39. Comrade Wang is out.（王同志外出了。）
40. The football match is on.（足球比赛开始了。）
41. The boy is over there.（那男孩在那边。）
42. My brother is at home.（我的兄弟在家里。）
43. He is not here.（他不在这里。）
44. She is good at swimming.（她擅长游泳。）
45. I am fond of sports.（我很喜欢运动。）
46. I am tired.（我很累。）
47. You are ill.（你病了。）
48. It is hot today.（今天很热。）
49. The weather is cold.（天气很冷。）
50. It is fine.（这个很好。）
51. The play is good.（这场演出很好。）
52. Snow is white.（雪是白的。）
53. The streets are clean.（街道是干净的。）
54. This hall is full of people.（这个大厅挤满了人。）
55. The library is open.（图书馆开门了。）
56. The film is on.（影片上映了。）
57. My uncle is over there.（我的叔叔在那边。）
58. The cinema is far away.（电影院很远。）
59. The light is off.（灯暗了。）
60. My father is out.（我的父亲外出了。）
61. Her brother is thirteen.（她的兄弟十三岁。）
62. I am eighteen.（我十八岁。）
63. Mr. Smith is from American.（史密斯先生来自美国。）
64. The boys in our class are fond of football.（我们班的男孩很喜欢足球。）
65. Wang Ying is good at music.（王英擅长音乐。）
66.I have a brother.（我有一个兄弟。）
67. He has two English books.（他有两本英语书。）
68. We have a lot of paper.（我们有许多纸。）
69. You have many friends.（你有许多朋友。）
70. My sister has a pen and a ball-pen.（我的姐妹有一支铅笔和一支圆珠笔。）
71. Her classmates have a small library.（她的同班同学们有一个小图书馆。）
72. Our school has twenty classes.（我们的学校有二十个班级。）
73. I have some bread and jam.（我有一些面包和果酱。）
74.There is a teacher’s desk in the classroom.（教室里有一只讲台。）
75. There are forty pupils in the playground.（操场上有四十个学生。）
76. There are some desks and chairs in the office.（办公室里有一些书桌和椅子。）
77. There are two blackboards on the wall.（墙上有两块黑板。）
78. There are four lights in the classroom.（教室里有四盏灯。）
79. There is a loud-speaker in the hall.（大厅里有一只喇叭。）
80. There are two portraits above the blackboard.（黑板上方有两张像。）
81. There is a map and two pictures in the reading-room.（阅览室里有一幅地图和两幅画。）
82.Your pencil is blue. Mine is blue, too.（你的铅笔是蓝色的。我的也是蓝色的。）
83. His book is new. Hers is new, too.（他的书是新的。她的也是新的。）
84. Our classroom is big. Theirs is big, too.（我们的教室很大。他们的也很大。）
85. Her brother is a worker. His is a worker, too.（她的兄弟是一个工人。他的也是一个工人。）
86. Their house is near the park. Ours is near the park, too.（他们的房子在公园附近。我们的也在公园附近。）
87. His room is tidy. Yours is tidy, too.（他的房间很整洁。你的也很整洁。）
88. My sister is not here. Hers is not here, either.（我的妹妹不在这里。她的也不在这里。）
89. Our classroom is not on the first floor. Theirs is not on the first floor, either.（我们的教室不在二楼。他们的也不在二楼。）
90. Your father is not a teacher. Mine is not a teacher, either.（你的父亲不是一个教师。我的也不是一个教师。）
91. Their library is not big. Ours is not big, either.（他们的图书馆不大。我们的也不大。）
92. How nice the song is!（这首歌多么好听啊！）
93. What a wonderful time we’re had!（我们过了一段多么美好的时光啊！）
94. How fast the dog runs!（这只狗跑得多么快啊！）
95. What a clever boy he is!（他是一个多么机灵的男孩啊！）
96. What beautiful music they’re playing!（他们正在演奏多么优美的音乐啊！）
97. How quickly time flies!（时间飞逝得多么快啊！）
98. What an excellent idea you’re got!（你有一个多么出色的主意啊！）
99. What a dear little child he is!（他是一个多么可爱的小孩啊！）
100. He is telling us an interesting story.（他正在给我们讲一个有趣的故事。）
101. We are having a holiday today.（今天我们正在度假。）
102. What are you doing these days?（这几天你正在做什么？）
103. You are speaking so quickly, I can’t understand you.（你这么快地讲着，我没能搞懂你。）
104. Jane’s studying in our school this term. She is preparing her lessons now.（这学期珍妮在我们学校学习。她现在正在准备功课。）
105. Can I use your dictionary for a moment? I’m sorry, but I am using it now.（我能用一下你的词典吗？很抱歉，我现在正在用。）
106. They are doing their best to finish the work in time.（他们正在努力及时完成这项工作。）
107. She is speaking.（她正在讲话。）
108. The children are singing.（孩子们正在唱歌。）
109. I am listening to the radio.（我正在听无线电。）
110. My brother is writing.（我兄弟正在写字。）
111. We are preparing our lesson.（我们正在准备功课。）
112. Our teachers are having a meeting.（我们的老师正在开会。）
113. The dog is running very fast.（狗正在非常快地跑着。）
114. Your sister is looking for her pen.（你的姐妹正在找她的钢笔。）
115. see a map on the wall.（我看见墙上的一张地图。）
116. My father works in a factory.（我的父亲在工厂工作。）
117. The pupils often play games in the playground.（学生们经常在操场上玩游戏。）
118. Tom and his sister often clean the room together in the morning.（汤姆和他的妹妹经常在早晨打扫房间。）
119. She studies politics, Chinese and other subjects.（她学习政治、语文和其他课目。）
120. The boys pass by the bookstore every day on their way to school.（孩子们每天在上学路上经过书店。）
121. My brother and I wash our clothes every day.（我兄弟和我每天洗我们的衣服。）
122. Our parents usually go to work at seven.（我们的父母通常在七点钟去上班。）
123. Birds fly south in winter.（鸟在冬天飞往南方）
124. Mary lives in New York.（玛丽住在纽约。）
125. We always get up early.（我们总是起床很早。）
126. He usually goes to bed at nine.（他通常九点上床。）
127. It often rains in spring.（天天常常下雨。）
128. I sometimes go to the park.（我有时去公园。）
129. She seldom comes late.（她不常迟到。）
130. Li-li never tells a lie.（丽丽从不撒谎。）
131. I often go to the cinema.（我常常去电影院。）
132. He seldom forgets to do his homework.（他不常忘记做回家作业。）
133. The boy usually goes to school at 7.30.（那男孩通常七点半去上学。）
134. She never talks to her teacher that way.（她从不以那种方式跟老师谈话。）
135. He usually studies in the reading-room.（他通常在阅览室里学习。）
136. We always listen to the radio at 8.00 p. m.（我们总是在上午八点听无线电。）
137. John sometimes watches television in the evening.（约翰有时在晚上看电视。）
138. Wang Fang never comes to school late.（王芳来上学从不迟到。）
139. They are always busy.（他们总是很忙。）
140. I don’t usually take a bath at noon.（我通常不在中午洗澡。）
141. Do you often work so late?（你常常工作得这么晚吗？）
142. This is sometimes true.（这有时是真实的。）
143. We can seldom do it without his help.（没有他的帮助，我们很少能做到。）
144. It is not going to be cold next month.（下个月不会马上很冷。）
145. He is always ready to help people.（他总是助人为乐。）
146. You must never do it again.（你千万不能再做这件事。）
147. She is seldom late for school.（她上学不常迟到。）
148. Do you often read the newspaper after supper.（你常常在晚饭后看报吗？）
149. Tom doesn’t usually wake up so early.（汤姆通常不醒得这么早。）
150. Mary can sometimes choose the right thing.（玛丽有时会选择正确的事情。）
151. Does he usually have breakfast at six?（他通常在六点钟吃早饭吗？）
152. The boys are seldom absent from school.（男生们不常缺课。）
153.Now I am reading the newspaper.（现在我正在看报纸。）
154. We are not going to play basket-ball after school.（我们不打算放学后打篮球。）
155. The workers are building a big ship these days.（这几天工人们正在造一条大船。）
156. The pupils are visiting a photo show now.（学生们现在正在参观摄影展览。）
157. We often play basket-ball with Class Three.（我们常常与三班打篮球。）
158. Wang Ling does a lot of housework every evening, but today he is helping his brother with his lessons.（王林每天晚上做许多家务，但今天正在帮助弟弟温习功课。）
159. I am going to study French next year.（我打算明年学法语。）
160. I am going to read the book this morning.（我打算今晚看这本书。）
161. She is going to help her classmate later.（她打算最近帮助她的同学。）
162. It is going to snow very soon.（过不了多久就要下雪了。）
163. We are going to go to Peking the day after tomorrow.（我们打算后天去北京。）
164. You are going to be middle school pupils next autumn.（你们明年秋季就要成为中学生了。）
165. They are going to visit the museum next week.（他们准备下星期参观博物馆。）
166. They are not going to stay here.（他们不打算住在那里。）
167. She is not going to mend her shoes.（她不打算补自己的鞋。）
168. You are not going to have an English lesson tomorrow.（你们没计划明天上英语课。）
169. I am not going to watch TV today.（我不打算今天看电视。）
170. You are not going to see the film next Sunday.（你们不打算下星期天看这部电影。）
171. He is not going to write to his father tonight.（他不打算今晚写信给他父亲。）
172. I shall be at middle school next year.（明年我将要读中学。）
173. You will hear the news tonight.（今夜你将会听到这条消息。）
174. He will tell it to you the day after tomorrow.（他将会在后天把这件事告诉你。）
175. She will play volley ball after school.（放学后她要打排球。）
176. It will be cold tomorrow.（明天要冷了。）
177. The baby will be able to walk soon.（这婴儿不久就能走路了。）
178. We shan’t be middle school pupils next year.（我们不会在明年成为中学生的。）
179. She won’t read the book this evening.（她今晚不会看这本书。）
180. They won’t see the film this week.（他们这星期不会去看这部电影。）
181. You won’t hear from him tonight.（你不会在今夜收到他的信。）
182. I shan’t be sixteen until early next month.（我到下个月月初才十六岁。）
183. They won’t be able to come this evening.（他们今晚不能够来了。）
184. There will be a football match next Sunday.（下星期天将有一场足球赛。）
185. There will be more new machines in the workshop.（车间里将有更多的新机器。）
186. There won’t be any rain next few days.（过几天不会下雨。）
187. There will be several new film on next season.（下个季度会有几部新影片。）
188. We don’t go to school on Sunday.（我们星期天不上学。）
189. He does his homework in the evening.（他在晚上做回家作业。）
190. I first met him on a spring evening.（春天的一个晚上我第一次遇见他。）
191. My sister usually gets up at six o’clock.（我姐姐通常在六点钟起床。）
192. Her father lived in Tientsin at that time.（那时他父亲住在天津。）
193. We have dinner at a quarter to twelve.（我们十一点三刻吃饭。）
194. I left for Peking on September 11.（我是九月十一日赴北京的。）
195. Chang Hua is going to stay here next month.（张华打算下个月在这儿呆着。）
196. We are learning Lesson Ten this week.（这星期我们正在学第十课。）
197. She often works at night.（她常常在夜里工作。）
198. She worked late last night.（她昨夜工作得很晚。）
199. They went to the park the day before yesterday.（前天他们去过公园。）
200. It will be very hot next month.（下个月将会很热。）

100个给100分，300个给300分，200个为何只有150分？开玩笑的。只要能帮到你，给个5分就行了。

❹ 英语翻译 带翻译,短一些!

The students were having their chemistry(化学）class.Miss Li was telling the students what water was like.After that,she asked her students,"What's water?"No one spoke for a few minutes.Miss Li asked again,"Why don't you answer my question?Didn't I tell ou what water is like?"
Just then a student put up his hand and said,"Miss Li,you told us that water has no color and no smell.However,where to find such kind of water?The water in the river behind my house is always black and it has a bad smell."Most of the students agreed with him.
"I'm sorry,children."said the teacher,"Our water is getting dirtier and dirtier.That's a problem."
Choose the best answer:
1.What were the students doing?
A.They were having an English class.
B.They were having a Chinese class.
C.They were having a chemistry class.
D.They were having a math class.
2.Miss Li was telling the students( )
A.what water was like
B.what air was like
C.what earth was liak
D.what weather was like
3.What colos was the water in the river behind the student's house?
A.It was white
B.It was black
C.It was clean
D.It was clear
4.Most of the children ( )the student
A.agreed with
B.wrote to
C.heard from
D.sent for
5.Why did the water in the river have color?
A.Because it was getting more ande more
B.Because it was getting less and less
C.Because it was getting cleaner and cleaner
D.Because it was getting dirtier and dirtier
学生们正在上化学课.李老师正在告诉他们水是什么样子的.然后,她问他的学生们,什么是水?一时间没有人说话.李老师又问了一遍,为什么你们不回答我的问题?难道我没有告诉你们水是什么样的么?
然后又一个学生举起了手说,李老师,你告诉我们水是无色无味的,然而,上哪去找这样的水呢?我家门前江里的水总是黑的还有一股难闻的味道.许多学生都同意她的说法.
对不起,孩子们.老师说,我们的水正在变得越来越脏.那的确是个问题

❺ bbc一分钟英语短新闻加中文翻译

BBC英语新闻及翻译

The Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi has rejected an accusation made by President Trump that Beijing is interfering in November's US congressional elections. Mr. Trump told the UN Security Council that Beijing didn't want his republican party to win because his administration was challenging China on trade.

中国外交部部长王毅驳回了特朗普的指控。特朗普说中国政府要干预美国11月的中期选举。特朗普在联合国安理会上发言时表示，中国政府不希望特朗普所在的共和党获胜，因为特朗普政府向中国发起了贸易战

Speaking afterwards at the press conference, Mr. Trump added that Beijing was wary of his powerful intellect. If you look at Mr. Pillsbury, the leading authority on China, he was on a good show - I won't mention the name of the show - recently.

在随后的新闻发布会上，特朗普又说，中国政府忌惮特朗普强大的脑力。如果大家对皮尔斯伯里有所关注的话，就会知道他是我们对中国战略头号机构的负责人。他最近上演了一出好戏--我不会点名道姓地说是什么好戏

And he was saying that China has total respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trump's very very large a brain. He said without Donald Trump, they don't know what to do.

他说中国对特朗普和特朗普大大的脑袋佩服地五体投地。他说，如果没有唐纳德 特朗普(Donald Trump)，他们就不知道该怎么办了

President Trump has said that he doesn't have a time frame for North Korea to dispose of its nuclear weapons. He made the comments after his Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said he planned to visit Pyongyang next month.

特朗普总统表示自己对于朝鲜无核化进程没有时间框架。这番话是在国务卿迈克 蓬佩奥(Mike Pompeo)说他计划下个月出访朝鲜后做出的

The International Monetary Fund has agreed to speed up a batch of emergency loans to Argentina and provide a bigger lout than initially planned. The IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde said it was the largest ever program of payments put together by the IMF.

国际货币基金组织同意加速一批给阿根廷的紧急贷款，提供比之前计划更大力度的紧急救助。该组织的常务董事克里斯蒂娜 拉加德(Christine Lagarde)表示，这是国际货币基金组织有史以来最大的支出项目

(5)短英语翻译扩展阅读：

BBC介绍

英国广播公司成立于1922年，总部位于英国伦敦，是英国最大的新闻广播机构，也是世界最大的新闻广播机构之一，负责传播世界各地的新闻消息，是沟通世界各地的媒介，获得许多荣誉。

网络――英国广播公司

❻ 英语翻译 要简短的

新年了,给你一些我们常说的英语祝福语吧.
财源广进： may a river of gold flow into your pocket一帆风顺： wish you every success名列前茅： always come first inexaminations鹏程万里： have a bright future风调雨顺： timely wind and rainbring good harvest国泰民安： wish our countryflourishes and people live in peace
生意兴隆： wish your business success大吉大利： wish you good fortune and every success蛇马精神： may you be as energetic as a dragon and a horse恭喜发财： may prosperity be with you年年有余： may you always get more than you wish for新年新气象： as the New Year begins, let us also start a new万事如意： hope everything goes your way岁岁平安： may you start safe and sound all year round

❼ 英语很短很短很短的带翻译的

很短很短很短的
Very, very, very short

❽ 英语小笑话，越短越好，带翻译

1、Goldfish金鱼
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！
2、 The Revenge 欺骗的代价
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With alow voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmerJones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson:"But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jonesonce cheated me in a horse deal!"
老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。” 妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。” 约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。” 妻子：“为什么？” 约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”
3、I think that I'm a chicken 我想我是一只鸡
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？
病人：我认为我是一只鸡。
精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？
病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。

4、How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keeptheir ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed upto her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum outfrom my ears?"
当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢？”
5、 Where Am I 我在哪儿
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw afarmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer,"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmerlooked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗？” “可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的车子里，先生。”
6、Chiefis at the wedding 长官在婚礼上
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.
"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer."I'm going to put you injail until the chief gets back."
"But ,officer, I …."
"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Youare lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a goodmood when he gets back."
"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm thegroom."

大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。“但是警官”这个人说道，“我可以解释的”。“保持安静”，警察突然说道。“我将把你送往监狱，直到长官回来。“但是，警察，我，，，”。“我说过了保持安静，你要到监狱了。”几小时后，警察向监狱里看了看说道“算你运气好，因为我们的长官正在他女儿的婚礼上。他将带着一个愉快的心情回来的。” “你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就是新郎呀”。
7、Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you aquestion. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing andwriting, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。
8、TwoBirds 两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now whocan tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside theswallow.
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

❾ 英语小笑话（带翻译）短些

1、Warning
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"warn"himthatwewouldbecoming.

Whenwearrivedatthedorm,however,."Forgotwewerecoming,didn‘tyou?"Iteased.

"Areyoukidding?"hereplied,"?"

提醒

我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生，开学几个星期之后，我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话，“提醒”他我们将光临。

但是当我们来到宿舍时，他的房间凌乱不堪，我非常吃惊。“忘了我们要来，是吧?”我取笑他。

“开什么玩笑?“，他回答说，“要不我凭什么费神打扫?”

2、GroundRules

.

,hesaid,",

soIdon‘.Ido,however,‘restillrunning."

基本原则

位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，

他说：“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。

不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。”

3、After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV,

"Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?"

After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢？” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”

4、Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics，Father（aveteranpolitician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”

Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？” Father：“A convert，my son．”

有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒？” 父亲（一位老资格的政治家）：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”

有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢？” 父亲：“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。”

5、I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy (of enjoying) the fresh air and calmness of the morning.

This is indeed a quite regrettable thing.To rise early is a good habit (which) we should cultivate. Why? Because the best time when we can pursue our studies is in the morning.

In addition, early rising is also good to our health. I hope that everybody our knows the reason why we must rise early.

我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。他们永不会有机会来享受早晨的新鲜空气和宁静。

这真是一件 发令人遗憾的事情。早起是我们应该养成的一种良好习惯。为什么？因为早晨是我们从事学业的大好时间。

再者，早起对我们健康也有益处。我希望每个人应该知道我们必须早起的理由。