英语情景剧两人视频
㈠ 急求英语5分钟小话剧！！！！！！！！中英都有！！两人的
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㈡ 求用于二人表演的英语短剧
英语短剧
第一场 上课中
Scene I In Class
师:同学们好!现在开始上课!上次的考试成绩出来了,现在我念一下:小静分数最高,99分,乖,下次要继续努力!大熊也有进步,96分;小强也不错,92分!康夫!过来!你考的什么?又不及格,59.5分!你什么时候才能超过六十呀?下午还要考试,看你能考几分?
Teacher: Good morning, girls and boys. Now class begins! The scores of last exam are in my hand. I am reading now. Xiaojing is highest, 99. So smart, you should continue working hard.Daxiong, you got some progress, 96. Xiaoqiang is also not bad, 92! Konfu! Come on! What did you do? You lost again, 59.5! When would you pass the 60 scores? We will exam again this afternoon. How many scores could you get?
康:老师,对不起!我也不想这样的!
Konfu: Sorry Sir. I don\'t like so.
师:下课了,希望大家都能够努力学习,不要学习康夫.
Teacher: Class is over. I hope everybody should work hard and don\'t learn from Konfu.
静:康夫,我以后再也不理你了,你每次都不及格!
Xiaojing: Konfu, I won\'t be with you again. You are loser every time.
强,熊:小静,跟我们走吧,别理康夫了!
Xiaoqiang and Daxiong: Xiaojing, let\'s go. Don\'t play with Konfu again!
康:不要啊,小静,我下次一定考好,你不要不理我呀!我好可怜!
Konfu: Please, Xiaojing. I will be better next time. Please don\'t leave me. I am so piteous.
第二场 家中
Scene II At Home
叮当:康夫,你回来啦!!!
Dingdang: Konfu, you are home!!!
康:叮当,你帮帮我呀!我考试不及格,老师同学们都笑话我,你说我该怎么办呀!下午又要考试了,你有没有什么好东西,给我用一用,让我考出个好成绩,要不然小静她就再也不理我了!!
Konfu: Dingdang,you should help me! I didn\'t pass the Exam. The teacher and my classmates all joked me. Please tell me what should I do! This afternoon, we will examin again! Do you have something for me, which could help me get good points? Otherwise, Xiaojing will leave me, forever. Understand!
叮当:不
Dingdang: No way!
叮当:不行不行,这是做坏事,不能帮的!
Dingdang: No, no. It is not good for you. I couldn\'t help you.
康:叮当,我求求你了还不行吗?你要是不帮我,我就不活了!
Konfu: Dingdang, I beg you. Please.... If you don\'t help me , I will be in hell.
叮当:好吧好吧,我帮你就是了!给你!这是记忆面包!把它盖在书面上,吃了它,你就能记住所有你想记住的!
Dingdang: Ok, Ok. I will help you. Get it. This is Memory Bread. Cover it on the book.Then eat out it. In this way, you could remember what you want!
康:这么神奇?可是我不会的那么多,一片哪印的完呀?
Konfu: So magic! But there is so much I don\'t know. How can I cover all by one piece?
叮当:不用担心,我这里多着呢!
Dingdang: Don\'t worry. I have more.
康:叮当,你真是太好了!我太爱你了!
Konfu: Dingdang, you are so great! I love you so much!
叮当:快吃吧,我帮你印!
Dingdang: Hurry up. I am helping you to print.
康:这个要印,这个也要印!好饱呀,我快吃不下了!
Konfu: This should be printed. And that one! Oh, I am so full and I can nearly eat it.
叮当:不行,必须吃,不然又考不好了!
Dingdang: Please. You should do it. Otherwise you won\'t be better in the exam again.
康:我的肚子好胀呀,我要去学校了,我走了,拜拜!
Konfu: My stomach was filled greatly. I have to go school. Bye-bye.
叮当:再见,祝你考个好成绩!
Dingdang: Bye-bye. Good luck for you.
第三场 考试中
Scene III During exam
师:同学们好,现在准备考试!而且我们将现场改卷!准备好了吗?
Teacher: Good afternoon, girls and boys. Now we are preparing the exam. And we will check the paper at the same time. Are you ready!
学生:好了!
Student: Ok
大熊:这次最差的肯定又是康夫!
Daxiong: This time, the last one must be Konfu again.
小强:肯定的,那还用说!
Xiaoqiang: Sure, of course.
静:康夫,你到底是怎么回事呀?
Jing: Konfu, what\'s the matter?
康:小静,你要相信我.哼,这次我一定会考我们班第一的!
Konfu: Xiaojing, you must believe me. Uh, this time I must be number one in our class.
学生:怎么可能?笑死人了!
Students: Impossible! You are just cutting a joke.
师:好了,卷子你们都拿到了,开始答题吧!
Teacher: OK. Now you all have the paper. Just begin!
师:时间到了,准备交卷吧.
Teacher: Time is over, and please hand in your paper.
第四场 公布分数
Scene IV On Scores
师:现在我要念分数了!我们班最高分是.....这是我没有想到的,当然作为老师,我感到很高兴:康夫,100分!
Teacher: Now I am reading your scores! The highest is.... Oh, it is over my head. But, of course, I feel so great as a teacher. Konfu, 100.
学生:不可能吧,他怎么会考100呢?
Students: Impossible! He can get 100 scores!
康:我说我可以考第一,你们不信??
Konfu:I already said I would be number one. But why did you not believe me!!
小静:康夫,你真厉害,我太喜欢你了!
XiaoJing:Konfu,you are so smart, and I like you so much
㈢ 急求一个两人表演的英语话剧剧本，谢谢！
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
MA: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
MA: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
MA: Money?(对视)
M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)
㈣ 两人的英语话剧
英文小话剧《金斧子 银斧子》剧本 http://hi..com/hmfriend2008/blog/item/a7f5022c230d5f32349bf7b8.html 这个不错，你看看吧
㈤ 经典英语话剧剧本两人的
英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。
唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。
悟空：师傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从
东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?
老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。
老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。
Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正
准备把女儿送出去逃避
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着
别出来了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不
用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。
猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。
Darling, here I am.
站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。
Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的
模样。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。
Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
From: http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4961.html
㈥ 急求两人英语短剧~
The Gifts （礼物）－英语剧本
Mon.：
Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I-- I--- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You--?
D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.
J: You’ve cut off your hair?
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.
㈦ 双人英语短剧
三个懒汉 The Three Lazy Ones
A king had three sons whom he loved equally well， and he did not know which of them to appoint as king following his own death.
When the time came for him to die he called them to his bed and said， “Dear children， I have thought of something that I will reveal to you. The one of you is the laziest shall become king after me.”
The oldest one said， “Father， then the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that whenever I lie down to sleep， and a drop falls into my eyes， I will not even close them so that I can fall asleep.”
The second one said， “Father， the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself， I would rather let my heels burn up than to pull my legs back.”
The third one said， “Father， the kingdom is mine， for I am so lazy that if I were going to be hanged and already had the rope around my neck， and someone put into my hand a sharp knife with which to cut the rope， I would let myself be hanged rather than to lift my hand up to the rope.”
When the father heard this he said， “You have taken it the farthest and shall be king.”
在一个遥远的地方，有一个国王，他有三个儿子，对每一个儿子他都非常喜爱，他不知道自己死后应该把王位传给他们三个中的哪一个。所以，当他快要死的时候，就把他们叫到身边说：“亲爱的孩子们，在我死后，你们三个中谁最懒，谁就继承我的王位。”老大说：“既然这样，这王位就是我的，因为我是最懒的儿子，当我躺下睡觉时，有任何东西落到我的眼睛里，我也懒得去擦掉，即使不能把眼睛闭上，我仍然会继续睡觉。”二儿子说：“爸爸，王位应该传给我，因为我是最懒的儿子。当我坐在火边取暖的时候，就是火燃到我的脚趾，我也懒得把腿收回来。”第三个儿子说：“爸爸，这王位是我的，因为我是你最懒的儿子，如果我就要被吊起来，绳子已经套在了脖子上，有人把一把锋利的小刀塞在我手里，要我切断绳子，我宁愿被吊起来也懒得抬起手把绳子割断。”父亲听到这里说道：“你是最合适的人选，你应该继承王位。”
㈧ 求一个两人英语短剧,三分钟左右,要搞笑点儿的,谢谢了.所有的分都上了,么么哒.
Characters:
旁白, Xiaofu, Dabao
旁白: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act I
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It’s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!
Act II
旁白: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let’s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It’s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you……
Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single.
Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?
Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.
Xioafu: Your receipt, please.
Dabao: (shows the receipt )
Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.
Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.
Dabao: Thank you. It is my ty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.
Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!
Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.
Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!
Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!
X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.
D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?
Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?
Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?
Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)
Dabao, See you tomorrow.
Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.
The End
㈨ 急求可以两个人表演的英语小短剧或小品
英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从
东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。 Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正
准备把女儿送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着
别出来了吧。Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不
用管。What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的
模样。八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy. 小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。 八戒：小娘子，你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样？Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒，所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高兴就好，高兴就好。我们快入洞房吧。Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful?小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。Okay. Let’s go.音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背
上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。 八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？Darling, why are you so heavy? 小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。Yes, I do. I do. 继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，
灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。
八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。Honey, I am here.八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了？Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子：还不是你这呆子害的。That's your fault. 八戒：对不起，娘子。对不起，娘子。Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.八戒：太好了。 我们就休息一下吧！ Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。小女子（撒娇地）：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都还不知道，怎么能嫁给你呢？你可要告诉我。Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me
the truth first.八戒：唉，别提了，想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅，上天入地，八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥，
被玉帝贬下凡尘，错投了猪胎，长成这般模样。Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the
world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig.
That’s why I am so ugly.小女子：亏你长得这么丑，还敢出来见人。 You look too ugly to meet people.八戒：本来我也不想出来，只是南海观音点化我，叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人。等了这么久，
也不见，便出来逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，还管它什么西天取经呢？（八戒高兴地过
去想拉小女子的手）I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. 小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙，怎么连我都背不动，真让人难以相信。You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s
impossible!八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?小女子：那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。 Show me some gongfu then.八戒：好，让我露两手来给你看看。OK, let me show you my gongfu. 从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把
抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。八戒：娘子，你怎么这么大的力气？ Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。Pull me out if you can .八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。八戒：娘子，你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了。 How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.
悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是谁！ You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?
八戒一看，吓得跳起来：齐天大圣，我的妈呀。 My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，两人打了起来，八戒不是对手，被悟空压住，不能动弹。
悟空：呆子，你可还敢在这里害人不成？You silly! Dare you harm others any more?八戒：不敢了，不敢了。 No, I dare not!
悟空： 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇？Dare you wive yet?
八戒：不敢了。大圣爷爷饶我。 No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空：量你也不敢。 I bet you dare not. 悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空：呆子，想往哪里去？ You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答应你，不再闹事了，干嘛还不放我走？ I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?悟空：呆子，我带你去见取经人。 You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker. 八戒：什么？取经人来了？What? Has Tangseng come? 悟空：走吧。Yes. Let's go!
两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。悟空：师傅，出来吧，这妖怪已经被我降服了。
Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。
悟空：呆子，还不跪下，见过师傅。 You silly, kneel down to meet your master.八戒忙对着唐僧下跪，口喊师傅。唐僧非常吃惊。Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：徒儿，这是怎么回事？My prentice, what's up?
悟空：师傅，这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。
Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：哦，多谢观世音菩萨，既然这样我就收你为徒，赐你法名为 八戒。
I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.
八戒：谢谢师傅（站了起来）。
Thank you, my master!
老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒。
Congratulations!
唐僧：徒儿们，我们上路吧。（八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子）
Let's go ahead, my prentices.
悟空：八戒，还看什么呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!
八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路。