初中英语搞笑话剧剧本
㈠ 初中英语短剧
我刚刚也准备了话剧 六个人的 就不给你发了，这个网站上有，五个人的，六个人的，都是一些话剧，可以根据自己的需要选，当天也是找的好辛苦，要谢谢我哈，嘿嘿
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英文剧本 Legend of phoenix v 英文电影剧本 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 v 《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语剧本买药
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v 英语表演剧本--小狮子找食物 (2007-03-30 12:03:54)
v 英语童话剧：白雪公主<剧本> (2007-03-30 12:03:54)
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v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语剧本 魔豆 (2007-03-30 12:03:53)
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v 英语小品剧本 -- Learn to love (2007-03-30 12:03:52)
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v 英语小品 Another day in paradise (2007-03-30 12:03:50)
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v 英语短剧：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (2007-03-30 12:03:49)
v 英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） (2007-03-30 12:03:49)
v 英语小品剧本 -- The Gifts （礼物） (2007-03-30 12:03:47)
v 英语小品剧本 -- 音乐剧：Peter and the Wolf （彼德与狼） (2007-03-30 12:03:47)
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㈡ 初中生搞笑英语短剧
说明：中间一小部分非常简单，怕你急用，就没翻译，如有需要，可在线交谈。我们刚演过的，效果很好哦！
<<灰姑娘>>剧本英汉对照版：
[旁白]Once there lived a kind and lovely girl. After her father's death, her stepmother became cruel to her.Her two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework.
从前有一位可爱善良的姑娘，她父亲很早就去世了。她的继母经常虐待她，继母带来的两个孩子也经常欺负她，她们把灰姑娘当女拥一样使唤。
stepmother: Do the laundry and get on with your ties. Clean the floors right away. And what's more,bring me my breakfast.
把这些衣服拿到洗衣房做你的事情。把地板赶快给我擦干净。另外，把我的早饭带来。
stepsister1: Cinderella! Get me my sweater, I feel a little cold.
灰姑娘，把我的衣服拿来，我感到有点冷。
stepsister2: Hurry up! Prepare the carriage for me, hand me my gloves. I'm to be late for my date. You're so, you're always so sluggish.
快点！把马车给我准备好，递我手套。我约会要晚了，你总是那么慢慢腾腾的。
[旁白]One day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party.
国王要让王子自己选择心爱的人，为王子举办了一个宫廷舞会，邀请城里所有的姑娘参加 (There was a knock at the door)
【Stepmother】Cinderella ,go and have a look :Who is it?
【Cinderella】 yes.
【Soldier】 Good morning ! I’m the soldier of the palace. Here is an invitation for young girls
【stepmother】（Look at the invitation and cheer）Good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls.
【Stepsister1】 Hooray! I’ll be the queen! 太好了，我要当皇后了！
【Stepsister2】I’ll be the queen!
【stepmother】 Come on. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up!
【Cinderella】Mum, I want to go to the party ,too.
【stepmother】You? Impossible! Do your housework!
【Stepsister1】 Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.
【stepmother】Are you ready? Let’s go.
Cinderella, you mustn’t go to the party. Do your housework first
【Cinderella】Mum ,please……
【Stepsister2】Good night! (Push the Cinderella down)
【Cinderella】（Sadly）I really want to go. What shall I do? Who can help me?
(Cinderella was broken-hearted. At that time, her fairy godmother appeared.)
【Godmother】Don’t be so sad, Poor girl,(自由发挥，要一直不停地边说边做（挥舞魔力棒）Believe in me ! You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen
(The magic words.) Bibbidi-boddidi-boo
Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!(Cinderella stand up)
(The magic words.)Bibbidi-boddidi-boo
Look at this( oh sorry, mistake) ( twice)
Try again!
【Cinderella]】Oh, it's beautiful! It's like a dream, a wonderful dream!
【Godmother】Go to the party. And the prince will love you at once!
【Cinderella】Thank you , My fairy!(Run away)
【Godmother】(Shout)Remember :on the stroke of twelve, the magic will be broken and everything will be as it was before.
记住，当时钟敲响到12点的时候，钟将会打破，一切事情又恢复了从前
(低语)Bless you, my child. Enjoy yourself.
祝福你，我的孩子，玩得开心。
【旁白】At the party, Cinderella danced with the prince all the time.Time passed quickly. All of a sudden, Cinderella caught sight of the clock on the wall. Oh, it is almost twelve o'clock-five to twelve!
舞会上，灰姑娘成了王子唯一选中的舞伴，灰姑娘与王子高兴地跳舞，旁人都很羡慕地看着他们，议论他们。时间在美妙的歌舞中过去，墙上的大钟突然映入灰姑娘的眼里，差5分钟12点。
Cinderella: Oh, my goodness!
噢，天啊！
Prince: What's the matter?
什么事？
Cinderella: It's midnight. It's almost midnight.
午夜了，快到午夜了。
Prince: Yes, so it is.But why?
是的，但又怎样呢？
Cinderella: Goodbye.
再见。
Prince: No, no,wait, you can't go now.
不，等等，你现在不能走。
Cinderella: Oh, I must, please, I must. 噢，我必须走。
Prince: But why? 但为什么呢？
Cinderella: goodbye. 再见。
Prince: No, wait, come back. Please come back! I don't even know your name. How will I find you? Wait, please wait! Wait!
不，等等，回来，请回来！我连你的名字都不知道呢。我怎么能找到你呢？等等，等等，等等！
【Cinderella:】Goodbye. 再见。（跑掉一水晶鞋）
【Prince】 (拿起鞋)Pretty princess! I must find you! Soldiers——
【Soldiers 】coming
【Prince】Take the slipper to every house. You must find the girl for me.
She will be my bride
【旁白】The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe.Whoever the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the princel.No one could put on the shoe, nor could the two step-sisters. When the officials were going to leave, Cinderella appeared and asked to have a try.
第二天，国王命令城中每一位女孩必须史穿玻璃鞋，穿上鞋子最合适的姑娘将成为王子的新娘。但城中没有一个女孩能穿着合适。最后来到灰姑娘的家中，继母的女儿们当然也不能穿上那双玻璃鞋，正当国王的大臣要离开时，灰姑娘出现在楼梯上，她要求试一试鞋。
Cinderella: Please wait! May I try it on?
请等等！我可以试一下吗？
Stepmother: Oh, pay no attention to her.
噢，别理她。
stepsister1: It's only Cinderella!
她仅仅是灰姑娘！
stepsister2:Impossible.
不可能。
stepsister1: She's out of her mind.
她疯了。
stepmother: Yes, yes. Just an imaginative child.
是的，是的，只是一个爱想象的孩子。
Duke:Of course, you can have a try, my fair lady.
当然你可以试试，我的女士。
【Soldier】Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well!
(The prince came in)
【Prince】 Wonderful! Oh, my princess, I love you.
Would you like to go with me and be my queen?
【Cinderella]】I’d love to.
【旁白】Cinderella and the prince held a grand wedding and they led a happy life from then on王子和灰姑娘举行了盛大的婚礼，幸福地生活。
这样可以么？
㈢ 搞笑英语话剧剧本
孔雀东南飞
wander severy five miles
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(a&b)
prologue
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头) My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i don’t care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
act1
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):(对门内)Lunch! Lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing！ i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done aren’t as valuable as a grandson!
l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(l拿着锅铲拨电话)
嘟嘟嘟嘟……
l:Hello,Is that mum!？
lm:Yes,honey,what happened?
l:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
Lm（大声啊大声）:see! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me！
l：but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:i’m not interrupting you！i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go
and tell him.（挂电话）
l(握着电话，惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’s Lunch?
j:mum, can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:（伸手拦路）stop!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上，但踩到了a的脚，a抱脚跳做痛苦状)
b:if you want to go by this street---
a、b:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角纸币):is 1mao enough?
(2强盗晕倒状，接着聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot rob any money today,we will have no thing to eat tonight!
a:Hey,i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulan next week.we can go and rob the wedding!
b:good idea!
j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!
a&b:why?
j:Lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)Oh!you are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? i’ll go with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)
act5
(转眼已到婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，l盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(j和三强盗跃至台中)
ab&j:Stop!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
j:if you want to go by this street---
ab&j:give us all your money!
(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)
l(惊喜万分):johnny!(飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)
(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）
(j与ms混战，操起锅铲击晕ms，将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?
l(哭状):i hurt a lot!
j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wai……wait for me! (跑下)
END
㈣ 谁有初中英语话剧剧本。必须要搞笑的。加翻译
系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本) 虽然人物多了一个，可以有群众演员嘛
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
㈤ 求初中英语短剧剧本，4到8个角色，8分钟左右...内容要吸引人，可以搞笑一些。
说明：中间一小部分非常简单，怕你急用，就没翻译，如有需要，可在线交谈。我们刚演过的，效果很好哦！
<<灰姑娘>>剧本英汉对照版：
[旁白]Once there lived a kind and lovely girl. After her father's death, her stepmother became cruel to her.Her two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework.
从前有一位可爱善良的姑娘，她父亲很早就去世了。她的继母经常虐待她，继母带来的两个孩子也经常欺负她，她们把灰姑娘当女拥一样使唤。
stepmother: Do the laundry and get on with your ties. Clean the floors right away. And what's more,bring me my breakfast.
把这些衣服拿到洗衣房做你的事情。把地板赶快给我擦干净。另外，把我的早饭带来。
stepsister1: Cinderella! Get me my sweater, I feel a little cold.
灰姑娘，把我的衣服拿来，我感到有点冷。
stepsister2: Hurry up! Prepare the carriage for me, hand me my gloves. I'm to be late for my date. You're so, you're always so sluggish.
快点！把马车给我准备好，递我手套。我约会要晚了，你总是那么慢慢腾腾的。
[旁白]One day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party.
国王要让王子自己选择心爱的人，为王子举办了一个宫廷舞会，邀请城里所有的姑娘参加 (There was a knock at the door)
【Stepmother】Cinderella ,go and have a look :Who is it?
【Cinderella】 yes.
【Soldier】 Good morning ! I’m the soldier of the palace. Here is an invitation for young girls
【stepmother】（Look at the invitation and cheer）Good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls.
【Stepsister1】 Hooray! I’ll be the queen! 太好了，我要当皇后了！
【Stepsister2】I’ll be the queen!
【stepmother】 Come on. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up!
【Cinderella】Mum, I want to go to the party ,too.
【stepmother】You? Impossible! Do your housework!
【Stepsister1】 Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.
【stepmother】Are you ready? Let’s go.
Cinderella, you mustn’t go to the party. Do your housework first
【Cinderella】Mum ,please……
【Stepsister2】Good night! (Push the Cinderella down)
【Cinderella】（Sadly）I really want to go. What shall I do? Who can help me?
(Cinderella was broken-hearted. At that time, her fairy godmother appeared.)
【Godmother】Don’t be so sad, Poor girl,(自由发挥，要一直不停地边说边做（挥舞魔力棒）Believe in me ! You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen
(The magic words.) Bibbidi-boddidi-boo
Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!(Cinderella stand up)
(The magic words.)Bibbidi-boddidi-boo
Look at this( oh sorry, mistake) ( twice)
Try again!
【Cinderella]】Oh, it's beautiful! It's like a dream, a wonderful dream!
【Godmother】Go to the party. And the prince will love you at once!
【Cinderella】Thank you , My fairy!(Run away)
【Godmother】(Shout)Remember :on the stroke of twelve, the magic will be broken and everything will be as it was before.
记住，当时钟敲响到12点的时候，钟将会打破，一切事情又恢复了从前
(低语)Bless you, my child. Enjoy yourself.
祝福你，我的孩子，玩得开心。
【旁白】At the party, Cinderella danced with the prince all the time.Time passed quickly. All of a sudden, Cinderella caught sight of the clock on the wall. Oh, it is almost twelve o'clock-five to twelve!
舞会上，灰姑娘成了王子唯一选中的舞伴，灰姑娘与王子高兴地跳舞，旁人都很羡慕地看着他们，议论他们。时间在美妙的歌舞中过去，墙上的大钟突然映入灰姑娘的眼里，差5分钟12点。
Cinderella: Oh, my goodness!
噢，天啊！
Prince: What's the matter?
什么事？
Cinderella: It's midnight. It's almost midnight.
午夜了，快到午夜了。
Prince: Yes, so it is.But why?
是的，但又怎样呢？
Cinderella: Goodbye.
再见。
Prince: No, no,wait, you can't go now.
不，等等，你现在不能走。
Cinderella: Oh, I must, please, I must. 噢，我必须走。
Prince: But why? 但为什么呢？
Cinderella: goodbye. 再见。
Prince: No, wait, come back. Please come back! I don't even know your name. How will I find you? Wait, please wait! Wait!
不，等等，回来，请回来！我连你的名字都不知道呢。我怎么能找到你呢？等等，等等，等等！
【Cinderella:】Goodbye. 再见。（跑掉一水晶鞋）
【Prince】 (拿起鞋)Pretty princess! I must find you! Soldiers——
【Soldiers 】coming
【Prince】Take the slipper to every house. You must find the girl for me.
She will be my bride
【旁白】The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe.Whoever the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the princel.No one could put on the shoe, nor could the two step-sisters. When the officials were going to leave, Cinderella appeared and asked to have a try.
第二天，国王命令城中每一位女孩必须史穿玻璃鞋，穿上鞋子最合适的姑娘将成为王子的新娘。但城中没有一个女孩能穿着合适。最后来到灰姑娘的家中，继母的女儿们当然也不能穿上那双玻璃鞋，正当国王的大臣要离开时，灰姑娘出现在楼梯上，她要求试一试鞋。
Cinderella: Please wait! May I try it on?
请等等！我可以试一下吗？
Stepmother: Oh, pay no attention to her.
噢，别理她。
stepsister1: It's only Cinderella!
她仅仅是灰姑娘！
stepsister2:Impossible.
不可能。
stepsister1: She's out of her mind.
她疯了。
stepmother: Yes, yes. Just an imaginative child.
是的，是的，只是一个爱想象的孩子。
Duke:Of course, you can have a try, my fair lady.
当然你可以试试，我的女士。
【Soldier】Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well!
(The prince came in)
【Prince】 Wonderful! Oh, my princess, I love you.
Would you like to go with me and be my queen?
【Cinderella]】I’d love to.
【旁白】Cinderella and the prince held a grand wedding and they led a happy life from then on王子和灰姑娘举行了盛大的婚礼，幸福地生活。
㈥ 初中英语的话剧剧本 不要童话！ 时间的话大约在八分钟 最好是幽默点的
我从Arnold Lobel的小故事"Cookies"找到灵感,写下这段对话.感觉挺有意义的.
Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: Noooooooooo! Let's finish our work first before we do other things. We need Will Power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need Will Power! We listen to you. Ok. Let's go!
The end
㈦ 急需一篇英语话剧稿，2人，初中水平，幽默搞笑
The Gifts （礼物）－英语剧本
Mon.：
Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—“ Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.
J: You’ve cut off your hair?
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.
翻译如下：
礼 物
旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。
德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。
（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）
德拉：你买我的头发吗？
夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？
德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。
夫人：给你，20美元。
德拉：谢谢你，再见。
夫人：再见。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。
（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）
吉姆：你……？
德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。
吉姆：你剪了你的头发？
德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。
吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。
德拉：什么？
吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。
吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。
德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？
吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找
的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我
想看一下表链装在表上的样子。
吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我
们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们
吃晚饭吧！
祝你好运！希望对你有帮助！
㈧ 急！！！求英语搞笑短剧剧本。
英语搞笑短剧剧本 AprilFool'sDayN: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?F: Ok, hereU: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?D1: What a pity!N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?F: April 1.转自：K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool". 请问这个可以吗??
㈨ 求四到六人英语搞笑短剧，一定要幽默哦。。。
Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈 works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得 your own houses. 为自己盖间房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。 Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？ Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。 Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。 Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不 And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。 Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么？ Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。 …… Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打 a nap. 个盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房 is strong. 很坚固。 Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小猪，小猪，快开门！ Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶 aren’t strong. 都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。 to Long-Long’s house. Brother pigs: Help! Help! 猪哥哥：救命! 救命! Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你这两只小猪。 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹，快开门。狼来了， is coming. Let me in. 让我们进去。 Long-Long: Come in, please. Don’t worry. 龙龙：快进来。别担心，我的 My house is strong. 房子很坚固。 Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们 Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿。小猪，快把门打 the door! 开。 Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开，不开。快走开。 你这只恶狼。 Wolf: I’ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。 Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。 blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。 is very strong. Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！ Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。 Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的。 Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot. It’s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好烫，好烫。 Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。 wolf is dead Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后，丁丁、东东 Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作。 They work and play together. 他们一起工作，一起玩。
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唐：（大叫，后倒）快护驾，妖怪啊……！
孙：（左右为难）MONICA，现如今我护送师父西天取经，念在旧情上，你不要为难我……
白：汴水流，泗水流，流到瓜洲古渡头，吴山点点愁，思悠悠，恨悠悠，恨到归时方始休。月明人倚楼。五百年了，STIVEN，你真的一点也不想我吗？
孙：时过情迁，我已不再是原来的我了，你那张旧船票已经登不上我这条破船了。你又何必……
猪：两情若是久长时，又岂在朝朝暮暮……白小姐，其实我与你是同病相怜啊……
孙：SHUT UP！PIG！
唐：悟空，这就是你的不是了。白小姐如此痴情，你却这般铁石心肠，不解风情。天啊，悲剧啊……
（沙僧继续递毛巾给唐）
白：STIVEN，我这次不是来捉你师父的，我只想告诉你在这个世界上还有一个人是永远思念你的。既然你一心向佛，追求进步，我也不好阻拦。我……我走了。
（走几步，猛回头）
愿你幸福。
（走，又回头）
有事记得CALL我……
（走，回头）
摩托罗拉寻呼机，随时随地传讯息……
（下）
（音乐：把悲伤留给自己……四人相对无语……）
唐：（双手合十）生命诚可贵，爱情价更高。若为取经故，两者皆可抛！悟空！你已大彻大悟了。阿弥陀佛……