教育教学趣事初中英语

『壹』 关于校园趣事话题的英语两人对话

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The interesting thing in my school
One day,i walked in my school.I suddenly saw one of my friends look for something,So i came to her and said:" hey!What are you looking for?" She answered me,"i am looking for the coin i lost in my classroom before." i felt very strange and said:" why are you finding it outside your classroom but not in your classroom?" Then she answer me,"Because it is hard to find it in my classroom.But here is lighter."
Then i have no word want to speak to her.
有一天,我走在我的学校.我突然看见我的一个朋友寻找东西,于是我就对她说:“嘿!你在找什么?”她回答我:“我在找我丢失的硬币在我的教室前.“我觉得很奇怪,说:“你为什么找到你的教室外面但不是在你的教室?”然后她回答我:“因为很难发现它就在我的教室.但这是打火机.”
然后我没有词想与她说话.
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Middle school,language lessons,the teacher asked students to explain a "fledgling" means.That students belonging to backward students of the type,scratching linger for a long time,last Xiaoshengdiwen teacher:"Is it just came out from the toilet mean?"
中学时,语文课上,老师让一名同学解释“初出茅庐”的意思.那同学属于后进生那一类,抓耳挠腮磨蹭了半天,最后小声地问老师：“是不是刚刚从厕所里出来的意思?”
High school,a political test,all multiple choice exam,a total of 75 questions.Results of test scores of small,but a brother is not a question on the test --- 0.Later political teacher asked him:"Do you know the exam answer?Or how you can avoid all the correct answers,only the wrong of it?"
高中时,一次政治考试,考题全是选择题,共75题.结果考高分的不多,但却有一老兄一题未对―――考了0分.后来政治老师问他：“你是不是知道考试答案?不然怎么可以全部避开正确答案,只选错的呢?”
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Middle school,a lesson in history,I was a teacher in class sleeping wake,the teacher asked me:"Marry a Princess Wen Cheng?" At the same table quietly told me:"Songtsan." Unfortunately,I did not catch,mouth to answer:"Song of cadres." Later,I ordered a week are not allowed on the history lesson.
中学时,一次上历史课,我在课堂上睡觉被老师叫醒,老师问我：“文成公主嫁给谁了?”同桌小声告诉我：“松赞干布.”可惜我没听清,张口就答：“宋朝干部.”后来我被罚一个星期不准上历史课.
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Junior high school,one student was cattle class,or late,or a class on sound asleep,wake up before class.One day,he was late for 10 minutes,saw his math teacher said:"You can not be late again,otherwise you will sleep,ah!"
初中时,班上有一同学很牛,要么迟到,要么一上课就呼呼大睡,直到下课才醒来.一天,他迟到了十分钟,数学老师看到他就说：“你不能再迟到了,否则你会睡眠不足的啊!”

『贰』 关于初中英语的趣味故事

原文
Sam had a dog.Its name was Tod.It was very helpful,but it ate too much..So he didn't like it.He wanted to kill Tod. He tied Tod in a bag and put it in the small boat.He rowed the boat to the middle of a big river. Just as he threw the poor animal into the river,the boat began to sink. Both began Sam and Tod fell into the river.
Tod was able to swim,but Sam couldn't.The dog bit the rope and broke it. It tried its best to swim to save Sam. The man was saved,so he was very thankful to the dog .He didn't want to kill the dog any more .From then on, he gave the dog as much food as it wanted.
译文
萨姆有一只狗。他的名字叫Tod。它很有用，但是它食量很大。所以萨姆不喜欢他。萨姆想杀Tod。萨姆把绑在一个袋子里，把它带上船。他把船划到一条大河的中央。就在他把这可怜的动物扔下河的时候，船开始下沉，萨姆和Tod都掉进河里面了。
Tod会游泳，但是萨姆不会。狗把绳子咬断。它经过试验这是游泳去救萨姆就好的方法。萨姆获救了，所以萨姆很感激Tod。他一点也不想杀它了。从那以后，小狗想要多少粮食萨姆给多少。

『叁』 急求初中英语小故事10篇~~~

The power of love

Love is the parents is the world's largest love, is in their minds share of family support them, let them come in the heart of the disaster sons and daughters.

Kitagawa, May 14, 2008, the parents who struggle with death more than 40 hours after the three-year-old girl Song Xin Yi finally rescued, rescue workers to feed her milk. Her parents live in the time, desperate to protect the fragile body of her, until both passing away, also maintained that posture. Parents touched by the love of God, let the children saved, small Xinyi Zaitianling parents can comfort!

『肆』 初中英语的教育随笔

一次春游

春天，和着暖风而至，我们班级集体组织了一次春游。迎着烟雾弥漫的细雨，穿行于一条淹没在绿林的丛中的木栈道中，耳边回响着清脆的鸟叫声，怪兽的嘶吼，一不小心，看似无边的绿树丛中，突然，出现了一群龇牙咧嘴的恐龙！这可不是丛林电影里的片段喔！这些都是些仿真恐龙，做得可逼真啦！你要是稍微没有注意到的话，准会被它们所吓到哦！ 漫步神秘的亚玛逊雨林史前世界，大家一定会发现自己好像穿越时空，回到一亿多年前的地球。 接着我们还去了捉泥鳅呢！去到的时候，老师一说：“可以开始捉泥鳅了！”我就像一个得到了放飞的自由的笼中鸟那样，立刻就把鞋袜脱掉了，不知道是不是因为心急，七手八脚地卷起裤管，卷来卷去，花了差不多有五分钟才弄好。看见有些同学都已经抓到了两三条泥鳅
了，我才刚刚跳进水，有位同学见我那丑样，一直在笑。 “哈哈哈！晓珊，你，你，真是笨呀！搞了那么久，连一条鱼，也抓不到！真笨！哈哈！”他笑得连说话时都断断续续。
我不服气了，心想：“怎么能这样说我呢？关我什么事呀！真冤枉！”便说：“喂，冤枉呀！我——”我的话还没说完，他就立刻插上一句：“讲太多无谓！来呀？比比谁抓到的泥鳅多！你够胆吗？”
“好！比就比！谁怕谁！”我立即反驳道，给他一个马威。我们立刻各抓各的，谁也不怕谁。不知是不是因为我俩好胜，心急吃不了热豆腐，而且水池底长满青苔，好滑哦！正好合泥鳅的意，可是我们却要慢慢地走，泥鳅们好像在向我们挑衅那样：“来呀！就怕你抓不到！呵！”“扑通！”“哈哈，刚刚那个向我挑战的‘某某人’滑倒了！哈哈！”
刚刚“某某人”还在向我挑战呢，现在就“扑通”的一声，就滑倒在池子里，你说，是不是“活该”呢？ 我们正玩得起劲的时候，一阵春雨让我们只得提前回家了！美丽的春天，周日我们继续约定吧，让我们一起分享春天的快乐。

『伍』 初中英语小故事

The Princess & the Pea
Once upon a time there lived a handsome Prince Jake.He liked playing and singing
and liked eating cake.
One day,his mum told him to sort out his life."My son,"said Queen Bella,"we must find you a wife!"
So,day after day,the Queen asked to tea all the princesses for her son to see.
Click on the princesses to send them away!
"I don"t want to marry any of them!"declared Prince Jake."I want to marry a real princess,and these are all fake!"
"Oh dear,"said Queen Bella,"What shall I do?I simply must find the right wife for you!"
so,the Prince and the Queen thought of a test.They made a bed on which the princess could rest.
Said the Prince,"if she can not feel this one little pea.She is no real princess and no pride to be!"
Click on the bed to pile the mattressess on top of the pea.
One stormy night,the was a knock at the door.A young lady stood there,wet,tired and footsore.
"You poor young thing!"Queen Bella said."Come in and rest your weary head!"
"Did you sleep well?"asked the Prince Jake the next day."No!"she said,"and my name is Fizz by the way."
"Oh dear.what was wrong?"asked the Prince in a tizz."There was a terrible bump in the bed,"replied Fizz.
"I just couldn"t sleep a wink all night long.I tossed and I turned.but the bed felt all wrong."
"Oh this princess is no fake!"cried Prince Jake.
"Only a real princess could feel one little pea! oh please,Pincess Fizz,will you marry me?"
So,after a feast of joy and great laughter.They lived,we are told,happily ever after!
Click on Jake and Fizz to see the confetti fly!

公主和豌豆
从前有一个英俊的王子杰克。他喜欢玩耍、唱歌和吃蛋糕。
一天，他的妈妈告诉他要挑选一下自己的生活。“我的儿子，”贝勒女王说，“我们必须给你找到一个妻子！”
所以，一天又一天，女王将所有的公主够叫来喝茶来让他的儿子看看。
（点击公主将他们送走。）
“我不想和他们中的任何人结婚！”杰克王子宣布，“我想和一个真正的公主结婚，这些都是假的！”
“哦，亲爱的，”贝勒女王说，“我怎么做才好呢？我仅仅是必须给你找个合适的妻子！”
所以，王子和女王想出了一个测试方法。他们做了一个可以供给公主休息的床。
王子说，“如果她不能感觉到这个小豌豆。她就不是真正的公主，也就不能成为（我的）新娘！”
（点击床将床垫放到豌豆上）
一个暴风雨晚上，有人敲门。一个年轻的女士站在那里，浑身淋透，疲惫不堪，脚也受伤了。

“可怜的孩子！”贝克女王说。“进来休息一下吧！”
“你休息得好吗？”第二天王子问。“不好！”她说，“顺便说一下，我的名字是菲丝。”
“哦，亲爱的。有什么不对劲吗？”王子兴奋地问。“床上有个可怕的突起。”菲丝回答。
“一整夜我都没有睡着。我翻来覆去。床一点都不对劲。”
“哦，这个公主是真的！”贝克王子喊。
“只有真正的公主才能感觉到一个小豌豆！哦，菲丝公主，你可以嫁给我吗？”
所以，一场充满愉快和欢笑的宴会过后。我们知道，他们生活得很快乐！
（点击贝克和菲丝看看糖果飞出来。）

『陆』 谁能提供4篇以学校趣事为题的英语小短文，带汉语翻译最好

（1）A mathematics teacher D, E, classmate lecture teacher a D nu way: "you naughty, and I will bring you into the square root of 2 square!" Below the classmate smile dizzy ~ D, from a teacher and the square root of 2 square bills...
有位数学老师D讲课，E同学捣乱，D老师一怒道：“你在淘气，我就把你打成根
号2的平方！”晕~台下同学笑成一片，从此D老师又有了根号2的平方的雅称……
（2）The guidance director B, often speak mouth inaccurate pronunciation leakage, everyone knows. One day, the school that he was announced in the exercise to so-and-so theater. Show the At the end of the exercise midday, you stand to teach director B, he finally grizzles declared: "after school today everybody to so-and-so big brothels set show!" He said that day, theater, sweat became big brothels ~ ~
教导主任B说话口中漏风，常常发音不准确，众人皆知。一日，学校叫他在午操的时候宣布去某某大剧院看演出的事情。午操结束的时候，大家站着听教导主任B的训话，最后他宣布：“今天放学后大家都到某某大妓院集合看演出！”天那，大剧院他说成了大妓院，汗~~~
（3）My junior high school of time, A male sports teacher A long handsome young, lively, deeply loves the precocious sisters. A physical ecation teacher, A model of A common cause of action and across all the NaHanSheng screaming for girls, I this spoony behavior is antipathetic, has been the even male classmate followed, I really don't understand! Hence, I found A just ask the female classmate still blush that A teacher just across A white cloth of his pants appeared open fork phenomenon, he didn't know it!
我初中的时候，有个男体育老师A长像英俊，年轻活泼，深受早熟的姐妹们喜爱。一次体育课上，A老师示范一项平常的跨越动作便引起大家一片的尖叫呐喊声，我对女生这种花痴的行为感到反感一直不屑一顾，没想到这次连男同学也跟着喝彩，我真是不明白！于是，我找来一个刚刚还脸红的女同学一问才知道，原来A老师刚才的一跨令他白色的布料裤子出现了开裆现象，他自己还不知道呢！
（4）Between students in teacher, C teacher nickname for long as sorry and bad-tempered a target. Someone because of his long gangly and called him "big pole", someone because of his speech TuMo spray stars called him "pot"... The teapot? OMG!
学生之间盛行给老师起外号，C老师因长像抱歉兼脾气不好成为众矢之的。有人因他长的瘦高叫他“大杆”，有人因他讲话喷吐沫星子叫他“茶壶”……茶壶？OMG！