小学趣英语

❶ 急需有趣的英语小短文（小学水平）

英语笑话（一）

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。

英语笑话（二）

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一个大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？

-- 墓地守墓人。

英语笑话（三）

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它们是从美国直接带来的

一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”

英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人：哦，

亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！

布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

给我那个打赢的吧

-- 服务员，

这个龙虾只有一只爪。

-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。

-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。

❷ 小学趣味英语带答案

1 Last week, it took me three days to go from A to B, but then four days to go from B to A. What are A and B?
Sunday and Wednesday.
2 What letter is a body of water?
C(sea)
3 What has teeth but cannot eat?
comb 梳子
4 What two words contain thousands of letters
mailbox
5 Which runs faster,heat or cold?Why?
heat runs faster,because you can catch a cold
6 What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter？
Envelope
7 What of us goes up and never comes down?
Our age
8 What starts with T， ends with T， and can be full of T？
teapot 茶壶

❸ 如何让小学生在“趣”中“乐”学英语

兴趣抄是人们爱好某种活动或力求认识袭某种事物的倾向。兴趣可以分为直接兴趣与间接兴趣两种。直接兴趣是对事物本身感到需要而产生的兴趣，例如:幼儿开始学英语时，一般都会对一门外语有一种跃跃欲试的心理。如果教师能采用一些新颖、有趣的教学方法，引起幼儿的求知欲，使他们兴致勃勃地去学英语，当他们学会了一句日常用语，学会说几个英语单词后，就会有一种满足感，就会产生愉快的情趣体验，从而产生更进一步学习英语的兴趣

❹ 谁有小学英语趣味小知识

英语趣味小知识
让我们学习一些有趣的小知识吧。以下是一些的英语和汉语对手指的称呼：
1.thumb :大拇指。与汉语相映成趣的是，英语的all(fingers and ) thumbs也表示"笨手笨脚"的意思，例如：（1）I'm all fingers and thumbs this morning. I don't seem to be able to button up my shirt.今天早上我的手怎么这么笨呢，好像连衬衫都扣不上了。（2）He was so excited that his fingers were all thumbs and he dropped the teacup.他激动得手都不好使了，竟把茶杯摔了。

2. forefinger :又称index finger,即食指。前缀fore-表示"位置靠前的"（placed at the front）,所以从排位上说，forefinger应为"第一指"。从功用上看，此手指伸出时有标示或指向的作用。在一些英语工具书中，我们会见到这样的表示"参见"（index）含义的手型符号。

3. middle finger :中指。此指居中，名正言顺，且与汉语说法也一致。

4. ring finger:无名指。从世界各地的婚俗习惯来说，结婚戒指（wedding ring）戴在这一手指（通常指左手）之上，表示已婚。

5. little finger: 顾名思义为小指。在美国和苏格兰，人们又赋予它一个爱称，管pinkie(pinky)，后缀-ie(-y)有"小巧可爱"之意。

和时间有关的英语趣味小知识职场英语 2010-02-24 17:52:16 阅读264 评论0 字号：大中小 订阅
（一） 时间是金，其值无价

1. Time is money.

（时间就是金钱或一寸光阴一寸金）

2. Time flies.

（光阴似箭，日月如梭）

3. Time has wings.

（光阴去如飞）

4. Time is a file that wears and makes no noise.

（光阴如锉，细磨无声）

5. Time stays not the fool's leisure.

（时间不等闲逛的傻瓜）

5. Time and I against any two.

（和时间携起手来，一人抵两人）

6. Time is life and when the idle man kills time, he kills himself.

（时间就是生命，懒人消耗时间就是消耗自己的生命。或时间就是生命，节省时间，就是延长生命）

7. Time spent in vice or folly is doubly lost.

（消磨于恶习或愚行的时间是加倍的损失）

（二） 时间是风，去而不返

8. Time undermines us.

（光阴暗中催人才。或莫说年纪小人生容易老）

9. Time and tide wait for no man.

（岁月不待人）

10. Time cannot be won again.

（时间一去不再来）

11. Time is , time was , and time is past.

（现在有时间，过去有时间，时间一去不复返）

12. Time lost can not be recalled.

（光阴一去不复返）

13. Time flies like an arrow , and time lost never returns.

(光阴似箭，一去不返）

（三）时间是尺，万物皆检

14. Time tries friends as fire tries gold.

（时间考验朋友，烈火考验黄金）

15. Time tries truth.

（时间检验真理）

16. Time is the father of truth.

（时间是真理之父）

17. Time will tell.

（时间能说明问题）

18. Time brings the truth to light.

（时间使真相大白。或时间一到，真理自明。）

19. Time and chance reveal all secrets.

（时间与机会能提示一切秘密）

20. Time consecrates: what is gray with age becomes religion.

（时间考验一切，经得起时间考验的就为人所信仰）

21. Time reveals(discloses) all things.

（万事日久自明）

22. Time tries all.

（时间检验一切）

（四）时间是秤，衡量权质

23. There is no time like the present.

（现在正是时候）

24. Take time by the forelock.

(把握目前的时机）

25. To choose time is to save time.

（选择时间就是节省时间）

26. Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today.

（今日事，今日毕）

27. Procrastination is the thief of time.

（拖延为时间之窃贼）

28. One of these days is none of these days.

（拖延时日，终难实现。或：改天改天，不知哪天）

29. Tomorrow never comes.

（明天无尽头，明日何其多）

30. What may be done at any time will be done at no time.

（常将今日推明日，推到后来无踪迹）

（五）时间是水，淘金流沙

31. Time works wonders.

（时间可以创造奇迹或时间的效力不可思议）

32. Time works great changes.

（时间可以产生巨大的变化）

33. Times change.

（时代正在改变）

❺ 小学五年趣味英语

1)c/C、o/O、z/Z,或者你的意思是哪个单词单独使用时要大写，那么就是I。
2)T(tea)
3)C(sea)
4)g(克)
5)u(you)

❻ 小学阳光英语和趣味英语的区别

没区别，都是要小孩子学英语的方法。就看孩子喜不喜欢英语了。还是要看你们怎么对待这个问题。你们注重，平时自己多教教他，给他启蒙。以后自然就好了

❼ 小学趣味英语

stand
I
猜一句话
答案：I understand.

❽ 有趣的英语小故事 小学水平 6篇

The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子

A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.

Zeal should not outrun discretion.

有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过 去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。

这是说，有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，就会身遭不幸。

The Raven and the Swan乌鸦和天鹅

A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage. Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools. But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished.

Change of habit cannot alter Nature.

乌鸦非常羡慕天鹅洁白的羽毛。他猜想天鹅一定是经常洗澡，羽毛才变得如此洁白无 瑕。于是，他毅然离开了他赖以生存的祭坛，来到江湖边。他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一 点都没洗白，反而因缺少食物饥饿而死。

这故事是说，人的本性不会随着生活方式的改变而改变。

The Goat and the Goatherd 山羊与牧羊人

A GOATHERD had sought to bring back a stray goat to his flock. He whistled and sounded his horn in vain; the straggler paid no attention to the summons. At last the Goatherd threw a stone, and breaking its horn, begged the Goat not to tell his master. The Goat replied, "Why, you silly fellow, the horn will speak though I be silent."

Do not attempt to hide things which cannot be hid.

很多山羊被牧羊人赶到羊圈里。有一只山羊不知在吃什么好东西，单独落在后面。牧羊 人拿起一块石头扔了过去，正巧打断了山羊的一只角。牧羊人吓得请求山羊不要告诉主人， 山羊说：“即使我不说，又怎能隐瞒下去呢？我的角已断了，这是十分明显的事实。”

这故事说明，明显的罪状是无法隐瞒的。

The Miser守财奴

A MISER sold all that he had and bought a lump of gold, which he buried in a hole in the ground by the side of an old wall and went to look at daily. One of his workmen observed his frequent visits to the spot and decided to watch his movements. He soon discovered the secret of the hidden treasure, and digging down, came to the lump of gold, and stole it. The Miser, on his next visit, found the hole empty and began to tear his hair and to make loud lamentations. A neighbor, seeing him overcome with grief and learning the cause, said, "Pray do not grieve so; but go and take a stone, and place it in the hole, and fancy that the gold is still lying there. It will do you quite the same service; for when the gold was there, you had it not, as you did not make the slightest use of it."

有个守财奴变卖了他所有的家产，换回了金块，并秘密地埋在一个地方。他每天走去看 看他的宝藏。有个在附近放羊的牧人留心观察，知道了真情，趁他走后，挖出金块拿走了。 守财奴再来时，发现洞中的金块没有了，便捶胸痛哭。有个人见他如此悲痛，问明原因后， 说道：“喂，朋友，别再难过了，那块金子虽是你买来的，但并不是你真正拥有的。去拿一 块石头来，代替金块放在洞里，只要你心里想着那是块金子，你就会很高兴。这样与你拥有 真正的金块效果没什么不同。依我之见，你拥有那金块时，也从没用过。”

这故事说明，一切财物如不使用等于没有。

The Wolf and the Lamb 狼与小羊

WOLF, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf's right to eat him. He thus addressed him:"Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me." "Indeed," bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, "I was not then born." Then said the Wolf , "You feed in my pasture." "No, good sir," replied the Lamb, "I have not yet tasted grass." Again said the Wolf, "You drink of my well." "No," exclaimed the Lamb, "I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother's milk is both food and drink to me." Upon which the Wolf seized him and ate him up, saying, "Well! I won't remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations."

The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.

一只小羊在河边喝水，狼见到后，便想找一个名正言顺的借口吃掉他。于是他跑到上游，恶狠狠地说小羊把河水搅浑浊了，使他喝不到清水。小羊回答说，他仅仅站在河边喝水，并且又在下游，根本不可能把上游的水搅浑。狼见此计不成，又说道：“我父亲去年被你骂过。”小羊说，那时他还没有出生。狼对他说：“不管你怎样辩解，反正我不会放过 你。”

这说明，对恶人做任何正当的辩解也是无效的。

The Bat and the Weasels蝙蝠与黄鼠狼

A BAT who fell upon the ground and was caught by a Weasel pleaded to be spared his life. The Weasel refused, saying that he was by nature the enemy of all birds. The Bat assured him that he was not a bird, but a mouse, and thus was set free. Shortly afterwards the Bat again fell to the ground and was caught by another Weasel, whom he likewise entreated not to eat him. The Weasel said that he had a special hostility to mice. The Bat assured him that he was not a mouse, but a bat, and thus a second time escaped.

It is wise to turn circumstances to good account.

蝙蝠掉落在地上，被黄鼠狼叼去，他请求饶命。黄鼠狼说绝不会放过他，自己生来痛恨鸟类。蝙蝠说他是老鼠，不是鸟，便被放了。后来蝙蝠又掉落了下来，被另一只黄鼠狼叼住，他再三请求不要吃他。这只黄鼠狼说他恨一切鼠类。蝙蝠改口说自己是鸟类，并非老 鼠，又被放了。这样，蝙蝠两次改变了自己的名字，终于死里逃生。

这故事说明，我们遇事要随机应变方能避免危险。

The Ass and the Grasshopper 驴子与蚱蜢

AN ASS having heard some Grasshoppers chirping, was highly enchanted; and, desiring to possess the same charms of melody, demanded what sort of food they lived on to give them such beautiful voices. They replied, "The dew." The Ass resolved that he would live only upon dew, and in a short time died of hunger.
驴子听见蚱蜢唱歌，被美妙动听的歌声所打动，自己也想能发出同样悦耳动听的声音，便 羡慕地问他们吃些什么，才能发出如此美妙的声音来。蚱蜢答道：“吃露水。”驴子便也只吃露水，没多久就饿死了。

这个故事告诉人们不要企望非份之物。

The Lion and the Mouse 狮子与报恩的老鼠

A LION was awakened from sleep by a Mouse running over his face. Rising up angrily, he caught him and was about to kill him, when the Mouse piteously entreated, saying: "If you would only spare my life, I would be sure to repay your kindness." The Lion laughed and let him go. It happened shortly after this that the Lion was caught by some hunters, who bound him by strong ropes to the ground. The Mouse, recognizing his roar, came and gnawed the rope with his teeth and set him free, exclaiming:
"You ridiculed the idea of my ever being able to help you, expecting to receive from me any repayment of your favor; now you know that it is possible for even a Mouse to con benefits on a Lion."

狮子睡着了，有只老鼠跳到了他身上。狮子猛然站起来，把他抓住，准备吃掉。老鼠请求饶命，并说如果保住性命，必将报恩，狮子轻蔑地笑了笑，便把他放走了。不久，狮子真的被老鼠救了性命。原来狮子被一个猎人抓获，并用绳索把他捆在一棵树上。老鼠听到了他 的哀嚎，走过去咬断绳索，放走了狮子，并说：
“你当时嘲笑我，不相信能得到我的报答， 现在可清楚了，老鼠也能报恩。” 这故事说明，时运交替变更，强者也会有需要弱者的时候。
Fox and cock
One morning a fox sees a cock.He
think,"This is my breakfast.''
He comes up to the cock and says,"I know
you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The
cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins
to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away.
The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.''
The fox opens his mouth and says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree.
狐狸和公鸡
一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。
他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱给我听么？濑户早妃”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。
在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。”
狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，。公鸡跑到了树底下。

❾ 小学趣味英语题,50道，最好选择题，拜托啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~谢谢

(C )1.Which letter comes next? A C F J .

A .H B .M C .O D.Q

(C)2.From what number can you take half and leave nothing?

A. 1 B. 9 C.8 D. 5

( B)3. What dog never barks?

A big dog B hot dog C small dog D red dog

( C)4. Mr. White has two sons, and each of them has a sister. How many children does he have?

A. one B.two C.three d.four

(B)5.What three letters make a man of a boy?

A.old B.age C.boy D.mum

(A)6 in what mouth do woman talk the least

A.February B.September C.january D.june

7. I meet three men on a bus.A speaks English .C only talks whit B.b can spedak Chinese and English.what dose C speak?(Chinese)

( C )8. The words he gives on the computer is above my head .

A 一目了然 B 终于醒悟 C 无法理解 D 头脑发昏

( A )9. I don't like going after the dog.

A 在人背后 B 无事生非 C滔滔不绝 D 当着她面

( C ) 10.he is going after the dog

A . 拦截 B . 玩 C . 追逐 D. 戏弄

(D) 11.You can play with Bill. He is not in the same class. .

A.他与你不是同班 B他是个生手 C他棒极了 D他不是你的对手

(C) 12.He’ll succeed because he’s always at his books..

A学识渊博 B博览群书 C刻苦学习 D意志坚强

(B) 13. He is the out fish of water.

A离开水的鱼 B不和群 C需要水的鱼 D水中鱼

(B) 14The little boy runs and runs until he blue in the face.

A浑身发热 B筋疲力尽 C鼻青脸肿 D精神焕发

(A) 15.Ten to ten the train will be late.

A很可能 B十分之一 C十二点五十 D十比一

(b) 16.I don’t like Mr Chan. He is an old woman.

A老太婆 B喜欢啰嗦的人 C没妻子的老头 D女人气的男人

(D)17.If I go to see my uncle ,I can read his books .It’s in two twos.

A一分为二 B一文不名 C三心二意 D一举两得

找出水果名

18 would you show me the map ,please? Apple

19 I arrived home long before you. Melon

20 A thief stole money and a computer last night. Lemon
小学英语趣味智力题
What has two legs but cann't walk?compass 圆规

1.From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
2.what two word have thousands of letters in them?
3.what 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
4.what kind of dog never bite?
5.where does afternoon always come before morning?
6what is pronounced like one letter,written with three letters,and belongs to all animals?
7.what number gets bigger when you turn it upside down?
1,8
2,dictionary
3,sixth
4,hotdog
5,nowhere
6,eye
7,6

____ is greater than God.
____ is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have ____.
The rich need ____.
If you eat ____, you will die.
Yes, the key is " nothing" .

Nothing is greater than God.

Nothing is more evil than the Devil.

The poor have nothing.

The rich need nothing.

If you eat nothing, you will die.

1.You can't do it.You can turn to Ann for help.
(ask)
2.There are a hundred and one books in this small room.
(a lot of)
3.He has a family of three.
(There are three people in his family)
4.----All right. Let me do it.
-----That's the boy!
(Good boy!)
5.Oh,the two young men my boys. They look the same.

1、In Albert's class,the ratio（比率）of students who prefer soccer to football is 4 to 3.If there are 35 students in the class,how many prefer soccer?

2、What day is two days before the day immediately following the day three days before the day two days after the day immediately before Friday?

3、Look at the sequence（顺序）of the three words.Write the fourth word to complete the set.
Example MAIM ARK AIM MARK
PLEASE LIGHT LEASE ( )

4、What number should replace（代替）the question mark?
AVIATOR＝6
FIXTURE＝9
WIZARD＝1
DIVERSE＝？

5、Arsenal,Manchester,Liverpool and Tottenham are four football teams.Each team is playing against one of others on the next three Saturdays－a different one each time.
On Saturday the 12th,Arsenal are playing against Manchester.
Manchester are playing against Tottenham on the 19th.
Who is playing against who on the 26th?

1、It's a simple(简单的)sum(算术题).Can you work out which ( 哪一个)number is represented(代表)by the letter O and which is represented by the K?
K
K
+ K
_________________
O K
2、What belongs to (仅属于)you but is used more by others than yourself( 但是别人用得比较多)?
3、(1) 联合国的英文缩写：
(2) 中华人民共和国的英文缩写：
(3) 英国的英文缩写：
(4) 美国的英文缩写：
1.K:5 O:1
2.name
3.(1)UN (2)PRC (3)UK (4)U.S.A.