四年级英语笑话

Ⅰ 5个四年级上册小学生浅显易懂的英语小笑话

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
完美儿子
A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝.
B:他会不会很晚回家?
A:不会.
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了.
Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
Jane:mom,what's the meaning of angel?
Mom:angel is a kind of person who can fly and with wing.
Jane:but miss helen can't fly,but why did dad call her "my angle"?
Mom(with angry):really?oh,I will let her fly at once!
简:妈妈,天使是什么意思?
妈妈:天使是一种有翅膀,会飞的人.
简:但是海伦小姐不会飞,爸爸为什么叫她"我的天使"呢?
妈妈(气愤地):真的?好,我马上就叫她飞!

A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.

B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.

A: No, it wasn’t raining.

A：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。

B：啊？那一定是把很大的伞吧！

A：不是，当时并没有下雨。

Ⅱ 英语小笑话（四年级下）

英语笑话大全 上面有很多的英语笑话 有中文翻译

http://www.ikouyu.com/e/joke/

希望回对你有答帮助！

Ⅲ 四年级笑话英语作文100字

How much English can you speak? "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

Ⅳ 四年级英语小笑话，中英文都要的。。。

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so
interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老内太婆，”他回答容说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

这个当时我也用过，不知道能帮上你什么，反正挺简单的，我个人比较喜欢，不知道你怎么看，反正当时我用的是这个^_^！

Ⅳ 英语小笑话 四年级能看懂 简短一点，带翻译

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子版上写着"学校----慢行"。
sign：牌权子，路标
corner：转弯处，拐角处

Ⅵ 一分钟能读完的英语小笑话（小学四年级适合）

A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly.
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
”昨天给你的钱干什么了？“
”我给了一个可怜的老太婆，“他回答说。
”你真是个好孩子，“妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

Notes:
poisonous adj.有毒的
Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

Ⅶ 英文短笑话 最简单的 要短的 四年级

There
is
a
family,
is
very
rich.
One
day,
his
son
to
go
to
school,
mother
asked
her
son,
go
out
alone
in
our
family
was
very
rich,
his
son
to
keep
in
Heart.
The
Chinese
class,
the
teacher
asked
the
students
to
write
an
article
about
the
family.
Son:
my
family
is
poor.
My
mother
is
very
poor,
very
poor,
dad
was
very
poor,
my
servant
is
poor,
the
gardener
is
poor,
the
driver
is
very
poor,
very
poor...
有一户人家，很有钱。一天，儿子要去上学，妈妈叫
儿子，出去后别说咱们家专很有钱，儿子牢记在属
心。语文课上，老师叫同学们写一篇关于家庭的作文。
儿子写：我家很穷。我很穷，妈妈很穷，爸爸很穷，我家的仆人很穷，园丁很穷，司机很穷，保姆很穷。。。

Ⅷ 要小学四年级的英语小笑话和谜语（要有中文和谜底）

谜语,动物的抄:It
likes
fish
.It
can
catch
mice
in
evening
.
It
can
clamb
teers.
It
has
yellow
or
blue
eyes
.What's
this
in
English
?
Answer;Oh,I
know.
It's
a
cat.
中文：它喜欢鱼．袭它能在夜晚捉住老鼠．它会爬树．它有两只黄色或蓝色的眼睛．这个用英语怎么说？
回答：噢，我知道．它是一只猫．
补充：只要跟猫沾边就行．同龄人写的会好一点．（ME就是同龄人哦！！！！！！！！！）

Ⅸ 小学四年级英语笑话

Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝；巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v. 相似；类似

18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。
“是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。
“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”

Ⅹ 英文短笑话 最简单的 要短的 四年级

There
is
a
family,
is
very
rich.
One
day,
his
son
to
go
to
school,
mother
asked
her
son,
go
out
alone
in
our
family
was
very
rich,
his
son
to
keep
in
Heart.
The
Chinese
class,
the
teacher
asked
the
students
to
write
an
article
about
the
family.
Son:
my
family
is
poor.
My
mother
is
very
poor,
very
poor,
dad
was
very
poor,
my
servant
is
poor,
the
gardener
is
poor,
the
driver
is
very
poor,
very
poor...
有一户抄人家，很有袭钱。一天，儿子要去上学，妈妈叫
儿子，出去后别说咱们家很有钱，儿子牢记在
心。语文课上，老师叫同学们写一篇关于家庭的作文。
儿子写：我家很穷。我很穷，妈妈很穷，爸爸很穷，我家的仆人很穷，园丁很穷，司机很穷，保姆很穷。。。