大学英语话剧剧本

『壹』 寻找一份大学生英语话剧的剧本

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『贰』 大学生英文话剧剧本

英语话剧表演剧本：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
作者：George

呵呵．我们准备搞一个话剧表演，找了一个剧本，蛮经典的．

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a prettydaughter

namedSnow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. Thequeen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. Shedressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework allday and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do somecleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water andso on.)

皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m verybeautiful. you see. If anyone ismore

beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I wantto know something, It will tell me surely.

Now,mirror, mirror, come here!

魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want toknow?

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

Who is the fairest of the all?

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty!

You are the fairest of all, I think.

But there is a young lady.

She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black asebony.

She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?

Whois she? Tell me quickly.

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty!

Sheis Snow White.

皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh,hunter,

come here, come here!

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty! I’m here now.

皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick someflowers.

Find a lonely place and kill her.

猎人：But she is the princess. …

皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see herany longer.

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!

皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it tome.

Otherwise,I will punish you.

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!

白雪：( Pick some flowers. )

Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!

猎人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated )

Oh!My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t killher!

白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)

What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?

猎人：Your Majesty! I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to killyou.

白雪：But who?

猎人：The queen.

白雪：The queen! But why?

猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to killyou.

白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will run into the forestand never come back again.

猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eatyou.

白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.

旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot itand took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into thewild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a littlecottage.

白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I amtired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there areseven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here aretheir names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy,Dopey.

Oh, how I want to sleep!

旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. Theywere seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in themountain.

老学究：I’m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.

开心果：I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in theworld.

喷嚏精：I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.

害羞鬼：I’m the Bashful. I’m a shy man.

老顽固：I’m the Grumpy. I’m not so easy to believe a stranger.The next one

is Dopey. He can’t talk like us.

老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!

开心果：Who is it?

喷嚏精：Perhaps it’s the ghost!

瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our cottage silently.

害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.

老顽固：Perhaps it’s the witch.

旁白： When Dopey was holdingthe candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They allcried out with astonishment.

老学究：What a lovely child!

开心果：How beautiful!

喷嚏精：Who is she?

瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.

害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?

老顽固：Kill her.

白雪： ( Wake up )

What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor,Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.

七矮人：But why are you in our house?

白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to yourhouse. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.

老学究：If you take care of our house.

开心果：If you do some cooking for us.

喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.

瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.

害羞鬼：But you must be careful.

老顽固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmotherwill find you and kill you.

白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.

旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the sevendwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand,when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror andasked.

皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?

魔镜：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White isstill alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one ismore beautiful than she.

皇后：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costsmy life.

旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like anold woman. She came to the cottage .

皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Verycheap.

白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?

皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. Thisone, please!

白雪：OK! Thank you!

( Having a small piece, dead )

皇后：Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.

旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatlysurprise to see Snow White dead

七矮人：What’s the matter?

老学究：Snow White is dead.

七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Nowlet’s pick some flowers and place around her

旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. Shelooked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red asrose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a princecame to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fellin love with her.

王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to bemy wife.

七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to bekind to her.

王子：Yes, I will.

I will love you forever, my dear! ( Kiss her.)

旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came toher life, as was written in the magic book of the wickedqueen.

白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?

王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more thaneverything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?

白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!

七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!

旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding washeld with great show

白雪：Good Bye!

七矮人：Bye-bye!

May you Happy Forever!

白雪、王子：Thank you.

Good Bye.

See you later.

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『叁』 八人的大学英语话剧剧本

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『肆』 大学生搞笑英语话剧剧本

荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

『伍』 高分求一份大学生英语话剧剧本！！！

AprilFool'sDay

N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!

F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.

Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!

N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.

U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?

F: Ok, here.

U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!

N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.

D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）

D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）

D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!

D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?

D1: What a pity!

N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.

S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!

N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.

King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.

F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.

N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.

k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?

F: April 1.转自：

K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!

N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".

『陆』 大学英语短剧剧本

Yellow
Cen Jie:My bird is yellow.
Sarah:My cat isyellow,too.
Cen Jie:Look at my yellow bird.
Sarah:Look at my yellow cat.
Amy:frog is yellow.
Cen Jie:No,Amy.a frog is green.
Amy:frog is yellow!

『柒』 大学英语话剧剧本 关于名人的

奥运话剧剧本---神奇力量
时间：奥运会开赛之前。
地点：雅典城，Trivisonno的卧室。
时钟敲响了九下，街道上的人们依旧在狂欢。他们拿着Blanchard的海报，高叫着Blanchard必胜的口号。
Trivisonno（从床上坐起来，走到窗户旁边，不屑地向下张望，看见狂热的人群从窗户下面走过）：哼，无聊地人们，你们难道不知道住在这里的人才是一位真正的长跑天才吗？
人群依然在窗外喧闹。
Trivisonno（冲着窗外大喊）：你们给我闭嘴！Blanchard？Blanchard！满城的人都在叫他的名字！你们睁开自己的眼睛看看这里！这里也同样住着一位体育奇才！他现在需要休息，因为明天比赛就要开始了！
人群中一人（女生）（抬眼看了一下Trivisonno，然后大笑起来）： Blanchard已经三度获得马拉松项目的金牌了，Hermes赠给了他飞腾的速度，Ares赠给了他无畏的勇气。你是谁？没有人听说过你的名字。你也敢在运动场上亮出自己的名号吗？
Trivisonno（愤怒地关上窗户）：无知的人！我会证明给你们看的！（狠狠地坐到床上，用被子蒙住脸，阻止屋外的喧闹声传到自己的耳朵里。）
人群下。
过半分钟左右，Trivisonno又从床上坐起来，感情忧郁。
Trivisonno（叹气）：我想我恐怕真的没有这个实力拿金牌……（咬牙）可我不能就这样输给那个Blanchard，让城里的人看我的笑话！哦，除非有神奇的力量……（跪在床前，双手高举）奥林匹斯的诸神啊，请你们赐予我神奇的力量吧，让我赢得明天的比赛！
人群喧闹声渐渐淡去，窗外传来小贩细弱的叫卖声。小贩背着布口袋上，手中举着一个色彩艳丽的药瓶。
小贩（高举药瓶，悄声细语）：神奇力量（The Magic Power）并不难找，只要你留心细细观瞧。让我们把众神瞒过，趁着这晚夜黑风高，快快用这瓶神奇力量把钱赚到。（略微抬高嗓音）神奇力量，有没有人要？
Trivisonno（将窗户推开一个小缝，露出脑袋，冲着小贩低声叫喊）：嘿！你真的有神奇力量吗？我是说你的药能让我在马拉松比赛上获得冠军吗？
小贩（走到窗前，挺起胸脯）：当然！这是最有效的增强药，只要这一瓶，岂止是马拉松比赛，你可以直接到奥林匹斯山上找Herakles（大力神）对决！
Trivisonno（向窗外谨慎地左右张望了一下，从怀中掏出一袋钱币）：好了，我们成交！
小贩下，Trivisonno将药瓶放入怀中，安心睡去。
Athena（雅典娜）从窗前走过，看向屋内。Athena头带银色王冠，手拿权杖，身穿洁白长裙。
Athena（神情庄严）：这愚蠢的人不能领会奥林匹克的意义，竟趁着夜色干出荒唐的事。该给他上一课，不能让他随意玷污奥林匹斯山的圣火。
Athena（举起权杖，指向Trivisonno，口中念神谕）：时间的转轮，请你快快转动起来，搅乱人们的记忆，展现出一个混乱的未来。（时间快速走动的声音）
Athena走进屋内，将月桂树花环放到Trivisonno头上。Athena下。
人群上。
人群（欢呼）：Trivisonno是我们的王！他神勇无比，打败了Blanchard！他创下了马拉松的新记录！Trivisonno是我们的王！
Trivisonno被吵醒，走到窗前，推开窗户。
Trivisonno（诧异地）：出了什么事？
人群中一人（女生）（高声惊呼）：是他！我们的英雄Trivisonno！今天你用信鸽的速度获得了马拉松比赛的冠军！你怎能忘记这些事呢？你的头上还戴着月桂树的花环呢！
Trivisonno（摘下头上的花环，冥想一会儿，继而想起）：哦！我当然记得！我足足比Blanchard少用了半个小时！哦，当然，我已经成为奥林匹克新的英雄啦！
人群（欢呼）：万岁！Trivisonno是我们的王！Trivisonno万岁！
Blanchard衣着凌乱，愤怒地推开人群，径直走到Trivisonno窗前。人群叫喊着，下。
Blanchard（愤怒地指着Trivisonno的鼻子）：这次算你侥幸，让你赢了比赛！等着吧，我会努力四年，四年之后的运动场上我们再见！你不会没有勇气接受挑战吧？
Trivisonno（身体开始发抖，还是故作镇定挺起胸膛）：我当然会……接受挑战……
Blanchard（嘲笑地）：你的声音在发抖！怎么，你不会只是使用了什么卑劣的手段才赢得比赛的吧？
Trivisonno（又心虚地颤抖了一下）：没有……
Blanchard（凶恶地）：四年，这时间不算长。我想你会记住的，到时候见！
Blanchard气冲冲地离开，下。
Trivisonno紧张地从怀中拿出药瓶，打开盖，往外倒药，发现药瓶已经空了。
（害怕地）：已经没有药了，我急于求胜，在比赛之前已经把一瓶药都喝完了。四年之后，我又能拿什么和他较量呢？
Trivisonno回到床上，忐忑不安。
一个记者（女生）带着几个摄影师急匆匆地走到Trivisonno的窗前。摄影师在记者旁边站好，手中高举摄象机和照相机。
记者（手中举话筒，神采奕奕）：各位观众，这里是雅典体育在线直播节目。我们已经赶到了Trivisonno先生家中。在今天上午的马拉松比赛上，Trivisonno先生创造了新的记录，成为了奥运会上的一匹黑马。现在我们就要进距离地采访他一下。（直接走进屋内）晚上好，Trivisonno先生！
Trivisonno（吓得从床上站了起来，慌忙把药瓶揣入怀中）：你们好。
记者（说话速度飞快）：我是雅典体育在线直播节目的记者，今天您神奇地打破了马拉松记录，我们想知道您只怎样训练，才使自己达到这样高超的水平呢？（将话筒伸了出去）
Trivisonno（结结巴巴）：我……我……
记者（善解人意地微笑）：啊，我想Trivisonno先生可能是由于获得冠军而太激动了，使得他一时间无法用言语表达。没关系，Trivisonno先生，只要把您平日训练的情况如实地告诉观众就好饿，他们想知道关于您的一切。（再次将话筒伸了出去）
Trivisonno（开始擦额头上的汗珠）：我就是……每天跑步……跑步……
记者（立即接过话题）：跑步？您每天都跑步多长时间呢？你又在哪里练习跑步呢？你知道，观众朋友们希望每天都和您一起训练跑步呢！我们认为，只有全民参与，亲自体验，才能理解运动员不屑努力所传达出来的奥林匹克精神！
Trivisonno（越来越频繁地擦额头上的汗珠）：我……就是……
几个西装革履的官员走进Trivisonno家中，其中一人接过记者手中的话筒，直接面对摄象机。
官员（表情严肃）：各位观众，由于Trivisonno先生在这次马拉松比赛中取得出色的成绩，雅典奥运组委会已经决定让Trivisonno先生担任雅典城的奥运形象大使，并由国家出钱让他继续参加今年的亚洲杯马拉松邀请赛。您一定有信心赢，是吗？
Trivisonno（嗫嚅地）：啊，还要比赛啊……
官员：当然，您在这次比赛中已经充分地展现出您的卓越实力。我们认为您应该在世界舞台上得到更好的展示！
Trivisonno突然坐到了床上，双手抱头。
记者、众官员、摄影师（围了上来）：您怎么了，Trivisonno先生？
Trivisonno（抬起头，挥舞手臂，哭喊）：你们都出去！出去！我不想再参加任何一场比赛了！一点也不想！
记者、众官员、摄影师下。
Trivisonno（重新拿出怀里的小药瓶，沮丧地）：我真后悔！如果我没有喝这瓶神奇力量，没有赢得比赛，那么一切都会好起来的！我真是自作自受啊！
Athena走到窗前，朗诵神谕。
Athena：神奇力量并不神奇，究竟是哪里出了问题？小小的药瓶惹出了祸，愚蠢的人现在应当觉悟。
Athena走进屋里，来到Trivisonno对面。
Athena：看来，你现在已经非常后悔了。
rivisonno：是的，我发现自己干了一件大错事。比赛的输赢完全要看自己的实力，不能有一点投机取巧啊。可是，你是谁？难道是是……Athena？
Athena：哦，非常好，你终于明白了。奥运会是一场圣洁的运动比赛，对于那些以正直和坦诚的品质来参加比赛的人们，奥林匹斯山会给他们最高的敬意。但是对于那些怀着侥幸心理的人，奥林匹斯山上的神灵是不会给他们留一点情面的。因为我们不允许圣火被玷污上龌龊的色彩。
Trivisonno（哭泣着）：好了好了，尊敬的Athena，我已经知道我的过错了。您能否宽恕我这一次的过失？我将会永远铭记您的话语。
Athena（举起权杖，Trivisonno慢慢走到床前，躺下）：时间请你往回转，好在一切都未开始。愚蠢的人已变得明智，我们的故事就要重新开始。（时间快速走动的声音）
Athena下。
天色已亮，窗外的人群又叫嚷起来。
人群：马拉松比赛今天就要开始！去看比赛！去看比赛！为Blanchard先生加油！
人群从窗前走过。
Trivisonno（起床，慌忙从怀里拿出药瓶，发现瓶盖还未打开，喜出望外）：感谢女神Athena！我不会去喝这瓶药。神奇力量并不神奇，要想拿到金牌还靠自己的实力。（丢掉了药瓶）请给我四年时间，让我努力练习。冠军的头衔并不重要。只有正直与坦城的人，才能无愧地踏上奥林匹斯山的圣洁土地。
Trivisonno鞠躬，下。

『捌』 求一个关于大学生活的英语话剧剧本，急急急

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Character descriptions:

(G)George － He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.

(K)Ken － He fools around all the time. He doesn’ know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.

(T)Tida － He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.

(M)Mancy－She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.

(A)Annie －She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.

Plot:

There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives…..

SceneⅠ

(In Girls’ Dorm)

M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.

A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, “Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. (They walk hand in hand.)

M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. (They look at each other, and cross their fingers.)

OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.

SceneⅡ

(Boys’ Dorm)

Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.

M: What’s the most important thing for you?

G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.

M: Wow….I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.

T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.

K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.

(George and Mancy just keep talking.)

M: George, you’re so humorous.

T: (hits the desk) No more talking.

(At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.

Annie calls Mancy.)

M: Hello, this is Mancy.

A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?

M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George…..

A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.

M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.

SceneⅢ

(In class)

K: Sorry, I’m late.

(Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.)

K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.

G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.

T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.

K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.

T: Oh…OK.

A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?

M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.

A: Who was with you? George?

M: Yes….

A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But ….now George is all your life.

M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.

A: I don’t think so.

K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.

T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.

(The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.)

Scene Ⅳ

(On the road)

M: Where are we going?

G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.

M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.

G: That’s OK.

Oh, no! ( George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.)

SceneⅤ

(In the hospital)

M: Are you OK?

G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?

M: Just a little hurt.

G: I’m so sorry.

M: No, don’t say that.

G: But the surprise ….

M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?

G: Maybe I need a walking stick.

Scene Ⅵ

(In the boys’ dorm)

K: What happened to you?

G: I had a motorcycle accident.

T: Are you OK?

G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot..

K: How did it happen?

G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.

T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?

G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!

K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.

T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.

G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.

T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?

K: We can help him go to class.

T: That’s a good idea.

G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.

K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.

T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.

Scene Ⅶ

(In the girls’ dorm)

A: Oh, my…Are you OK?

M: I feel just a little painful.

A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?

M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.

A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner….

M: Really? Where will we go?

A: Hung-Lin, of course.

M: Oh, no!

『玖』 要一个大学生英文话剧剧本，不用太长，十五六分钟就行，六个人演，台词简单点，搞笑点的，急需

《 荆珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.

Action I

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?

阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.

太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）

太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：Yes.

Action II

（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）

荆轲
Are you Li mochou?

李莫愁
Yes.

荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.

李莫愁
Are you challenging me?

荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意

李莫愁
Come on!

音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑

李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?

荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.

荆轲再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

荆柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.

阿三：Hero，we need your help.

荆柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.

荆柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?

荆柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What? What’s the TCM?

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?

观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .

太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.

荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t rece my weight.

阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!

Action Ш

（《大话西游》主题曲响起）

荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.

阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.

（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）

荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.

妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）

荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)

妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.

荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.

妻子:"I promise."

荆轲:"Never let go. “

妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）

妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去

妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……

妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.

阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

结束！

『拾』 求大学生英语话剧剧本~~!!

英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!

另一个

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改

英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money

Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)

Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.