大学生英语舞台剧

㈠ 大学生英语话剧

英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》

Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)

Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)

Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!

Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)

Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)

㈡ 要一个大学生英文话剧剧本，不用太长，十五六分钟就行，六个人演，台词简单点，搞笑点的，急需

《 荆珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.

Action I

太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?

阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.

太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）

太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：Yes.

Action II

（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）

荆轲
Are you Li mochou?

李莫愁
Yes.

荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.

李莫愁
Are you challenging me?

荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意

李莫愁
Come on!

音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑

李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?

荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.

荆轲再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

荆柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.

阿三：Hero，we need your help.

荆柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.

荆柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?

荆柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What? What’s the TCM?

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?

观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .

太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.

荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t rece my weight.

阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!

Action Ш

（《大话西游》主题曲响起）

荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.

阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.

（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）

荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.

妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）

荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)

妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.

荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.

妻子:"I promise."

荆轲:"Never let go. “

妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）

妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去

妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……

妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.

阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

结束！

㈢ 急求大学生英语话剧舞台剧剧本一部，要求在二十分钟左右的。各位帮帮...

《
大学生活
》英语短话剧剧本
一个简单的6人剧本，讲述大学生活的。
6人剧本。《
逃课
》，绝对适合大学生的剧本，讲述逃课的故事。

㈣ 大学生感人英语话剧剧本

梁祝可以吗？我排过，特别感人！！！
The love of two butterflies
在网上查这个标题就可以啦

㈤ 求适合大学生的英文话剧剧本

小矮人与白雪公主。这个题材众所周知，人物数量也很符合你的要求。内其实英文剧本有很多，容再者又是在大学，可以尽情的发挥创新。之前看过一个大学生英语节的一个话剧，就是这个题材，恶搞创新版，台词通俗易懂，表演夸张到位，很受欢迎。舞台效果非常好。如果演员不是非常善于表现，肢体语言不是非常丰富的话，那就可以找一个比较中正的剧本。

㈥ 简短的适合大学生的英语舞台剧,大概5分钟左右

可以尝试爱丽丝漫游仙境，选审判那段的片段

㈦ 求大学生英语话剧剧本~~!!

英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!

另一个

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改

英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money

Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）
M&A: Money?(对视)

M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下场)

Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)
M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D: What’s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 给钱)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A: …….
D: What’s wrong?
M: I’ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!
C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D: He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What’s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.
Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let’s go.
N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.

㈧ 适合大学生演出的英语话剧有哪些

经典的重点大学经常演出的英语话剧：
《威尼斯商人》
《孔雀东南飞》
《老爸英明》
《爱的阳光》
《毕业生》
《白雪公主》

前段时间学校英语节舞台剧比赛，排的《哈姆雷特》

㈨ 大学生英文话剧剧本

英语话剧表演剧本：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
作者：George

呵呵．我们准备搞一个话剧表演，找了一个剧本，蛮经典的．

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a prettydaughter

namedSnow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. Thequeen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. Shedressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework allday and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do somecleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water andso on.)

皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m verybeautiful. you see. If anyone ismore

beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I wantto know something, It will tell me surely.

Now,mirror, mirror, come here!

魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want toknow?

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

Who is the fairest of the all?

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty!

You are the fairest of all, I think.

But there is a young lady.

She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black asebony.

She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?

Whois she? Tell me quickly.

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty!

Sheis Snow White.

皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh,hunter,

come here, come here!

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty! I’m here now.

皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick someflowers.

Find a lonely place and kill her.

猎人：But she is the princess. …

皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see herany longer.

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!

皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it tome.

Otherwise,I will punish you.

猎人：Yes. Your Majesty!

白雪：( Pick some flowers. )

Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!

猎人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated )

Oh!My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t killher!

白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)

What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?

猎人：Your Majesty! I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to killyou.

白雪：But who?

猎人：The queen.

白雪：The queen! But why?

猎人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to killyou.

白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will run into the forestand never come back again.

猎人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eatyou.

白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.

旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot itand took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into thewild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a littlecottage.

白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I amtired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there areseven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here aretheir names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy,Dopey.

Oh, how I want to sleep!

旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. Theywere seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in themountain.

老学究：I’m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.

开心果：I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in theworld.

喷嚏精：I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.

害羞鬼：I’m the Bashful. I’m a shy man.

老顽固：I’m the Grumpy. I’m not so easy to believe a stranger.The next one

is Dopey. He can’t talk like us.

老学究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!

开心果：Who is it?

喷嚏精：Perhaps it’s the ghost!

瞌睡虫：Let’s go into our cottage silently.

害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.

老顽固：Perhaps it’s the witch.

旁白： When Dopey was holdingthe candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They allcried out with astonishment.

老学究：What a lovely child!

开心果：How beautiful!

喷嚏精：Who is she?

瞌睡虫：Don’t wake her up.

害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?

老顽固：Kill her.

白雪： ( Wake up )

What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor,Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.

七矮人：But why are you in our house?

白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to yourhouse. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.

老学究：If you take care of our house.

开心果：If you do some cooking for us.

喷嚏精：If you make the beds for us.

瞌睡虫：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.

害羞鬼：But you must be careful.

老顽固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmotherwill find you and kill you.

白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.

旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the sevendwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand,when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror andasked.

皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?

魔镜：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White isstill alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one ismore beautiful than she.

皇后：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costsmy life.

旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like anold woman. She came to the cottage .

皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Verycheap.

白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?

皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. Thisone, please!

白雪：OK! Thank you!

( Having a small piece, dead )

皇后：Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.

旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatlysurprise to see Snow White dead

七矮人：What’s the matter?

老学究：Snow White is dead.

七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Nowlet’s pick some flowers and place around her

旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. Shelooked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red asrose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a princecame to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fellin love with her.

王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to bemy wife.

七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to bekind to her.

王子：Yes, I will.

I will love you forever, my dear! ( Kiss her.)

旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came toher life, as was written in the magic book of the wickedqueen.

白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?

王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more thaneverything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?

白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!

七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!

旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding washeld with great show

白雪：Good Bye!

七矮人：Bye-bye!

May you Happy Forever!

白雪、王子：Thank you.

Good Bye.

See you later.

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㈩ 大学英语话剧

我自己编的，老师刚刚让我们演的关于爱情和婚姻
有些许错误，可以纠正更改，做成PPT图片和音乐搭配，注意时间的把握，演员的动作夸张点，出场时都弄个标志的动作音乐，效果不错的，如果想要的话我这有原版的ppt，伴奏，图片

I have a dream
【音乐起】Everyone has their own dreams，As a girl my dream is to experience a sweet and romantic love story。And one day ，a miracle happened, I met an angel
（天使出现）音乐起【新闻联播背景音乐】
独白：As you can see， I am an angel ，an handsome and cool angel
——Do you want to buy Yiligao?【显示图片】一粒高
——NO
——Do you want to Accreditation?【显示图片】搞笑办证
——No
——Do you want to chat with xilige or fengjie？【显示图片】犀利哥凤姐
——No
——Oh,do you want a universal remote control？【显示图片】神奇遥控器
——What？ 参考电影《神奇遥控器》
——I am not suppose to do this ，but you seem like a good guy 。【显示图片】so I gonna have to just give it to you，Enjoy！【一块半截砖】
—— I want handsome, hero, Prince Charming…
——It will meet all your requirment
——Really?
（天使消失）
独白：How could this？ I want to be back again to fall in love with Romeo, of course, hehe（按下按钮）
上【迈克尔杰克逊的滑步】音乐
罗密欧；美女。beauty
朱丽叶；帅哥。handsome
罗密欧；你和我的前妻好像啊。You look like my ex-wife
朱丽叶；你前妻呢？Your ex-wife
罗密欧；服毒自杀了。She committed suicide taking poison
朱丽叶；我男朋友也服毒死My boyfriend also committed suicide taking poison。
罗密欧；哦 太好了。看我帅吗？oh good Do you feel I'm handsome?
Don't you want to be my girlfriend?
朱丽叶；让我再想一下啊。let me see
罗密欧；好的，我等你。good， I will wait for you.
朱利叶：呵呵，我想好了，好的，我答应你。haw-haw,i decide to be your girlfriend!
罗密欧：那你和我一起去我家见我爸妈吧！that's great! let's go to my home to visit my parents!
朱丽叶：没问题！No problem!
到家之后
罗密欧：妈妈，这是我女朋友，朱，mum,this is my girlfriend,zhuliye!
朱丽叶：你好，伯母。hi,aunty!
伯母： 你好，你长的真漂亮!快坐吧，我去给你弄杯喝的！hi,you are so beautiful! Sit down please! what do you want to drink， milk?
朱丽叶：谢谢！sure! thank you!
罗密哦：我的妈很好,对吧？my mun is kind,isn't she?
朱丽叶：真的很好！of course！
牛奶到；
朱丽叶：谢谢。thank you !
朱喝之后昏倒。
罗密欧： Oh! my God,my darling,my love!三鹿奶粉额 sanlu! fuck！
【显示图片】【悲伤音乐起】
But the moment I fainted, I press the second button, I hope my idol there, come and save me【王子上】
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my snow white !
wake up, wake up…
S.w: did you wake me up .
p:yes! you are so beautifull that i love you at the first sight i see you .
s.w:Thank you for your help! wa !you are the Prince Charming !and i love you too!
p:o!how beautifull it is !let's go back to my country!
【显示图片】皇宫
s.w:what can we do? the king didn't agree us .
p:do you love me ?
s.w:of cours !
p:good . let's go out of the country and find our best kingdom!
s.w :good ,let's go !
但是进了皇宫我才知道，原来王子喜欢上网，偷菜，打CF，和芙蓉姐姐聊天，没有时间陪我，于是我决定离开，我登上了一条船，没错，这条船的名字就是泰坦尼克号，在船上我遇见了他But when I come into the palace, I find that Prince like to surf in the Internet, stealing vegatable, playing CF, and chat with 芙蓉姐姐, no time to accompany me, so I decided to leave, I boarded a boat, yes, the boat's name is Titanic, the ship I met him
【显示图片，音乐起】
【Jack上】
Hello, Jack.哈啰，杰克
I changed my mind.我改变主意了
They said you might be...听说你在这里.
Shh.Give me your hand.嘘...把手给我
Now close your eyes.现在闭上眼睛
Go on.快
Step up.站上来
Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.眼睛闭好，别偷看
I'm not.不会的
Do you trust me?你信任我吗？
I trust you.我信任你
All right, open your eyes.好，张开眼睛
I'm flying! Jack!我在飞！杰克！
正当我们聊天时，泰坦尼克撞上了冰山，船沉了，Jack为了救我牺牲了，伤心的我按下第四个按钮：天啊，赐给我个英雄吧，于是，蜘蛛侠救了我As we chat, the Titanic hit an iceberg, the ship sank, in order to save me ,Jack sink with the ship，and last I press the fourth button: My God, gave me a hero, so, Spider-Man saved me
【显示图片，音乐起】
很快他也爱上我了，但是我发现，他整天救人却没时间陪我，于是我决定分手
He soon fell in love with me, but I found that he spent on saving lives, but no time to accompany me, so I decided to break up
【蜘蛛侠上】
You look beautiful， peonies哥送的不是花，是寂寞！ you ok？
M:How beautiful you’re!rose. Time’s gone,my heart will go on. 【音乐起】神秘园
W:Sorry!Listen to me,there’s something i have to say. We might as well break up.Our love have come an end.I’ve thought about it for a long time.
M:What?I love you more than I can say. Look,it’s my heart.
W:Accept it!I was lonely lonely lonely,where were you?
Frankly speaking,I have fallen in love with sb else！
He’s smarter and more homour than you.Free me away.
M:Please,please.Oh,my god!Tell me why!Tell me why!
经历这么多的伤心事【音乐起】（海之女神）
我决定找一个可以托付的人结婚，于是我按下最后一个按钮Gone through so much grief, I decided to find a person who can be entrusted to marry, so I pressed the last button
【音乐起】【图片上】
Although I am ugly, but my heart is very tender虽然我很丑，但是我的心很温柔，不要迷恋哥哥只是一个传说Do not worship me ，i just a legend
对话【显示图片】【音乐起】大话西游
once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
于是我们步入婚姻的殿堂So we entered the marriage hall
【音乐起】（猪八戒背媳妇）【牧师上】宣誓【结婚进行曲
正在这时，牛魔王杀到，【音乐起】
当牛魔王把剑刺向我胸口时，我一个翻身掉下了床，呵呵Just then, the Bull Demon King and immediate concern, when the Bull Demon sword stab my chest, I turn around and fell out of bed , Oh
It just a dream ,a dream about love!
中间的可以自己发挥联想！祝你演出成功