好笑的英语书
A. 英语幽默搞笑短文
First Flight
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."
第一次坐飞机
约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机，他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时，约翰逊先生非常担心，不敢接受。不过，由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的，约翰逊先生终于被说服了，登上了飞机。
他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行。约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落，所以他吓得紧闭双眼。
过了一两分钟，他睁开双眼朝窗外望去，接着对朋友说道：“看下面那些人，他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小，是不是？”
“那些就是蚂蚁，”他的朋友答道，“我们还在地面上。”
A Nail Or A Fly?
An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour.
So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.
Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!
钉子还是苍蝇？
一位视力正在衰退的老绅士住进了一家旅馆的客房。他双手各拿一瓶酒。在墙上有只苍蝇，他误以为是枚钉子。他把两只瓶子朝上一挂，瓶子掉下来摔碎了，酒洒了一地。一个女服务员发现发生的事情以后，对他深表同情，决定帮他个忙。
于是，第二天早上他到楼顶花园散步时，她把一枚钉子钉在了苍蝇停过的地方。
这里，老人回到了房里。倒洒的酒味让他想起了那件事。他抬头往墙上一看，苍蝇又停在了那儿!他轻手轻脚地走近，使尽全力拍了一掌。听到一声大叫，好心的女服务员冲进房来。让她大为吃惊的是，可怜的老头正坐在地板上，牙关紧咬，右手滴血不止。
Chaude and Cold
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."
"Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
热与冷
蒙特利尔自助餐厅的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的龙头，结果被水烫伤了。“这太可恶了，”他抱怨道，“标着C的龙头流出的是开水。”
“可是，先生，C代表Chaude－法语里代表‘热’。如果您居住在蒙特利尔的话就得知道这一点。”
“等等，”那位顾客咆哮一声，“另外一个龙头同样标的是C。”
“当然，”经理说道：“它代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。”
Imitate Birds
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the procer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the procer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
模仿鸟儿
一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”负责人问。
“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。
“你在开玩笑吧？”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”
“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。
How Did You Ever Get Here
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
你是怎样来的？
一个冬天的早晨，一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前迈一步，就要向后退两步。”
老板狐疑地看着他。“噢，是吗？那你是怎样到这里来的？”
“后来我决定放弃，”他说，“然后我就往家里走。”
Keep the Change
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.
零钱不用找了
在教堂的义卖市上卖旧书时，我与一名准备买东西的顾客发生了一场争论。他对购买袖珍奥金.纳什集颇感兴趣，但是说它要三十五美分开价过高。其它的平装书每本才卖十或十五美分。
我指出这本书保存状况颇好，纳什是个有趣的诗人，这个要价是合理的。他说这是个原则问题。最终，我同意以十五美分的价格将这本书卖给他。他得意洋洋，拿出一张十美元的票子付帐。“零钱不用找了。”他说。
Midway Tactics
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".
中间战术
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条林荫道上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。
Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."
最好的奖赏
一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何都能酬谢他。
“最好的办法，长官，”这名水手说，“是别声张这事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。”
A Mistake
An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peterexplained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was huggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
搞错了
一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”
“成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。
“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。
“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”
Imitation
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.
"That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."
模 仿
一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。“来，坐下，吃点点心，”妈妈说，“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。”
一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，说是头痛。
“你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的，”他那聪明的儿子说，“里面装点东西，就会好的。”
Bedtime Prayers
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"
And Julie replyed, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"
睡前祷告词
朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“上帝，求求你，”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”
妈妈打断她的话说：“朱莉叶，为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢？”
朱莉叶回答道：“因为我在地理考卷上是这样写的。”
A Fine Match
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."
The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.
Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
势均力敌
有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过。她很害怕老鼠，所以她冲出屋子，搭上了公共汽车直奔商店。在那儿，她买了一只老鼠夹。店主告诉她：“放点奶酪在里面，很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的。”
这位女士带着鼠夹回到家里，但她没有在碗橱里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因为已经很晚了。于是，她就从一份杂志中剪下一幅奶酪的图片放进了夹子。
令人称奇的是，这画有奶酪的图片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，这位女士下楼到厨房时，发现鼠夹里奶酪图片旁有一张画有老鼠的图片!
Class and Ass
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".
班和笨驴
格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”
一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”(lass：姑娘)。
后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”(ass：笨驴)。
B. 最幽默的最搞笑的英文小说
A student is learning, rely on to Qian Jin school for students. First entered the school, according to Confucius Temple to pay homage, Confucius from the seat to go down to his bow.Students said:" today is his worship master, you should sit down one."Confucius said:" you are money disciples, not my disciple, I will not be your worship!"
C. 有没有特别搞笑的英文原版书
小屁孩日记，很搞笑，上周在华研外语买了一套，笑死了
D. 推荐一些背英语单词的搞笑的书或者出人意料的书吧，谢谢
我明白你说的意思，我也喜欢这么背单词，我看过两本书不错的，推荐你看下试试，一个是单词王，另一个是奇思妙想记单词
E. 搞笑英语话剧剧本
搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .
Birds are dancing in the cold .
A man is walking along the street ,step by step .
Wind is coming in silence.
Another mysterious man approaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !
Y:, Never mind baby.
X:Excuse me， who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?
Y:,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?
X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!
X:No, I must kill you !
Y:I don’t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!
X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don’t force me!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, very good ! I like drinking it. How do you know that?
Y:please drink it!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks,
Y:Do you still want to kill me ?
X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
X:I’m sure I won’t!
Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly ! 3-2-1!
X捂着肚子，蹲下（做痛苦状）：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit
（一人路过，x起身跑过去）
X可怜状: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .
Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y:byebye (以胜利者的语气，转头,看见 花满楼)
Y:Who are you?
H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” .
H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world !
Y:You are right !
H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow my king,he will give what you want.
Y:Yes,It’s very good.
H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!
第二幕：无间道
H:My dearest ! let me introce yegucheng to you! （指Y） this is yegucheng.
K:sit down plese, yegucheng.
Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?
King:yes,I will.
Y:That’s good. Can you give me a MM ?
K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……
Y:of course.
美女出场
M:hello，帅锅..
K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let’s have a ritual.
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?
Y: Yes,I do.
K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）
X唱着上:(看到戒指) this ring should be mine!
K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?
Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.
X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!
Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!
X:Forgive you? Why ?
Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!
X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”!
Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)
X:milk?I love you.
K:Don’t say that “you love me”. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me !
X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—-me?come, come…(X上去抓住K)
K:Fuck you. I must kill you!
X:How can you kill me? haha……
Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂着肚子，蹲下)
M: oh,what happened?（看着X，做惊吓状）are you ok?（跑到西门吹雪身边）
Y :do you want to go to wc?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond standards.
M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !
K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?
M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue.
K惊讶: !you—you—You are X’lover?
Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! I hate you .(轻声说)let me tell you,Xwill die.
M扑倒在X的身边：X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and tomorrow is a good beginning !
K:what a moving story ! I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !
(M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起)
Y痛苦状:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死，音乐停)
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .
X:go home ! ?
M:Tomorrow is another day ! even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.
X: promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let go.
M I promise . I will never let go（X死） ,
M: be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !
—来自于网络
F. 有没有特别搞笑的英文原版书
《Stone soup》是关于三个士兵，一群村民和一大锅石头汤的事情，挺搞笑的，建议可以看看~
G. 书超级搞笑的英语自我介绍一定要搞笑！！！
、作曲家：“为了谱写这支催眠曲，我花了10年时间。”
出版商：“这怎么使您花了这么长的时间呢？”
作曲家：“它老是在催我入眠呀！”近来股市火爆，大家都在赚钱，我的一位美女同事却还在亏钱。
美女同事在我面前抱怨自己没有财运，我说我的手摸过财神爷，只要你再摸摸我的手就会财来运转。
美女同事信了，上来握住我的手使劲地摸。
明天，我要是说我用嘴亲过财神，不知道会是什么后果？@才才2011今天和哥们卖香蕉，推在街上见无人问， 我便开玩笑跟哥们说：快喊香蕉便宜卖咯 ，不仅能吃还能用。没想到这二货真喊了 。
过来两个美女问怎么用。
我两红着脸 说：清明节上供用...一室友犯贱，居然想把买来的短裤再拿到商场里换，说想看看商场到底会不会换。
到商场后，售货员板着脸说不能换，室友问为什么，售货员说：穿过的不能换。
室友不承认穿过。
售货员笑着说：你别逗我了，裤子是纯白色的，如果没穿过，里面怎么会有一根黑线头呢？
我TM无语了。白天，你巴着我走光；晚上，你又盼着我脱光。
你的流氓心态，我早都看得一清二楚，你不就想在我身上检点便宜吗？
好吧，本姑娘今晚上就成全你。我已脱得一丝不挂了，就在帐子里躺着，你倒是进来呀？该死的臭蚊子！鲁莽与谨慎之间本无高低、好坏之分，因为，两种性格的人都是这个社会所需要的。要说有区别，那就是往往鲁莽者做事在先，而谨慎者做事随后，而且常常是后者给前者“擦屁股”。比如：
性格鲁莽的人发明了伟哥，性格谨慎的人发明了安全帽。
性格鲁莽的人发明了矛，性格谨慎的人发明了盾。
性格鲁莽的人开启了探险，性格谨慎的人则创办了保险。母亲：你和他谈了也有一段时间了，告诉妈妈，你觉得他这人怎么样，和你般配吗？
女儿：嗯，他在各方面都还不错。就是脾气有点儿急，无论干啥，总是火急火燎的。
母亲：脾气急一点，也不是啥缺点。他这个特征我知道，从他脱衣服快就看得出！
女儿：……、婚姻是憋足了劲的大气球， 感情是扎紧气球的红丝线， 小三是针头尖尖的绣花针。
不管气球有多大，口扎得有多紧，只要挨上了绣花针，它就“嘭”的一声不再完整！婚后，凤姐每天晚上都要给老公讲一些名人的励志故事。要么是诸葛亮，要么是姜子牙。
老公苦笑着说：“这些人都是些丑老婆，你能不能将一些漂亮老婆的故事？”
凤姐顿了一下：“要不我给你讲讲武大或者林冲的故事？老师：小明，你说说古诗《游园不值》的意思。
小明：诗人去公园瞎逛，啥毛都没有！只有一颗杏树还他娘的伸到墙外去了，于是感叹说：“这破公园还要门票！真TMD不值！简直就是坑爹！”
老师：你···滚出去！
H. 推荐一部校园幽默搞笑系列的小说！（可txt电子书下载的）英文版
《赖上霸王龙》 ★★★★★★★★★ （强力推荐）！！！
是“十字贝”写的 搞笑的哦 超搞笑 还有一点小感动哦~
哼，就算我的眼镜再加厚一百层，我也绝对能看清那家伙的恶劣本质！他不就是长了一副好皮囊、说了一口流利的ABC嘛，就可以勒令我脱校服、“抢”我的脚踏车、用我一个月的零花钱洗一件衣服了？好吧，这些我都认了，可谁能告诉我那个登堂入室、强占我卧室的“家教”为什么也是他？！看来我的生活是注定要一波未平一波又起喽……
《见习丘比特》 ★★★★★★★ 搞笑的小冤家
闪开！闪开！有史以来最蹩脚的见习丘比特驾道！所有都靠边站！第一箭，射中我如日中天的千金生活！第二箭，竟让我遇见如此暴力恶魔！见习丘比特之惨绝人寰——就连地球也吓了一跳！上帝啊，求求你让我屏住呼吸闭上眼睛，就当这一切都没有发生过！我对天发誓，总有一天，我一定要你乖乖成为我的手下败将！哼哼，见习丘比特在此，看你还往哪里跑！
《至高粉丝指令》 ★★★★★★★ 也是“十字贝”写的哦 好看
古灵精为寻找八岁时的小初恋拼了命考上一所神秘学院，发生了一连串莫名其妙的事件，遇见冷到爆的低气温冰雪少年西吻殿下，遇见霸道地认定自己是他专属物的邪神第五银，遇见相互之间不合的乌龙三胞胎右帅右拉右酷……
《泡泡出击》 ★★★★★★★ 搞笑的
为什么上天还要让我遇见夜希泽这个王子级别的家伙？他外表完美，头脑聪慧。我们是生肖相克还是八字不和？一见面就唇枪舌战，大动干戈，而且我还因为他被卷进了好几宗离奇事件。哼哼！看我宇宙霹雳超级无敌的泡泡出击！帅哥手到擒来，还怕你跑了不成！
《丘比特的挑战法则》 ★★★★★★★ 搞笑 好看啊~
伴随着门“咣”的一声被踢开，一个天使般温柔，可爱，动听（后面暂时省略很多修饰词）……的声音降临：“同志们，我回来啦！”一身蓝色休闲装打扮的潇洒靓妹粉墨登场…… 当然啦，如此美丽的天使当然就是我--龙伊伊！！！
《我的指环王子》 ★★★★★★★ 男主和女主小时候认识的
神经大条、外表老土的殷雪儿一直是德美高中不被人注意的可怜虫，但是突然有一天，她却真的成了校园里人人关注的焦点，这得益于那一个从天而降的水包把她拉入了万劫不复的“水火王子”大战。 一边是火爆嚣张的校园明星裴寒，一边是温文尔雅的优秀学长姜在宇，而夹在中间的丑小鸭却突然变成了白天鹅。
《野蛮天使的恶魔宝贝》★★★★★★★ 校花PK校草
近段时间羯儿不太好的心情带给羯儿的略显忧郁的神情，更会为她增添了艺术家的气质和诱惑桃花的魅力，，当有心仪的人儿出现时，羯儿便会真心投入，于是一场风花雪月的爱情故事便开始上演
《小公主的A计划》 ★★★★★★
“怎么办啊？里面我一个人也不认识，都怪安妮把我弄到这个学校，现在我不敢进去了……”我站在高一一班门口，靠在墙上，害怕地说。
我从小到大胆子一直很小很小，可恶的安妮非要让我锻炼锻炼自己，所以她考到别的高中了。
哇哇哇！！！该上课了，再不进去就真的完了。不管了！！他们又不认识我，我也不认识他们！豁出去了！
《二分之一专属恋人》 ★★★★★★★ 这篇好好看哦
他和她，青梅竹马，从小一起成长；他和她，水火不容，每天吵吵闹闹；可是——当她遇见危险时，他会像英雄一样无畏当她遭遇困难时，他会像天才一样聪慧；当她烦恼嘀咕时，他会像绵羊一样温顺；当她开心狂欢时，他会像青蛙一样呱呱乱蹦。新世纪恋人新标准，颠覆你的想象！让我告诉你，什么才叫做“完美”！