英語話劇帶翻譯
❶ 求英語搞笑話劇劇本。（6人，帶翻譯更高。）
《 荊珂刺秦王》
旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, 「Yingzheng」. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上,掏出鏡子梳頭,做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It』s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾） I』m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I』ve told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan」!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼,人才!然後拍阿三肩膀,做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）
荊軻
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荊軻
OK. I』m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers』 world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荊軻
Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音樂起
兩人沖上前來
「人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,兩刀砍死你啊.」
李莫愁倒地
荊軻大笑
李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren』t you hurt?
荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么,不需要麼,需要麼?）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荊軻再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to 「How are you」?
荊柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹暈倒
荊柯：Hey, man, I』m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I』m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?
荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙,上面寫著：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero,we need your help.
荊柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荊柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荊柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上場的美女,激動狀): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What』s the TCM?
荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn』t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What』s the TCM?
觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荊柯（激動）：Slimming減食療法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn』t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?難道你真的想要嗎……
荊柯(誠懇狀) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹與阿三（撞胯,擊掌）Yeah!
❷ 6人搞笑英語話劇劇本加翻譯
《孔雀東南飛》（英文搞笑話劇）
本文來自: 恆星英語學習網( 詳細出處參考：
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny』smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch』smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor』sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI』mhenpecked,butinfact,I』masstrongasatiger,(小聲)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』mnotafraidofyou!
(內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』mafraidofwhom?
-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!!
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』mhere!What』supmum?
JM:I』「mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law」.
L:OK.-in-law,what』sup?
JM:.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.
and……
JM:!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,youwantagrandson,don』tyou?(開始解圍裙)Goandaskyour
son.I』mleaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)
❸ 英語話劇7人帶翻譯8到15分鍾左右
是高中、初中的還是小學的？其實有個比較簡單的辦法，就是比如你們正上第回3單元，你把第8單元的課文答拿來演就完了，不過前提是你們課本上有類似對話的文章。我記得那時候一本書基本有一兩篇，但是大學好像主要就是記敘文議論文了。
❹ 英語話劇帶翻譯
小客人
編劇周勝利
人物 黃山 男 11 歲 黃山市小學五年級學生
諾娜 女 10 歲 美國小學生
時間 2008年7月
地點 黃山家
[幕啟：黃山手捧一束鮮花，邊唱「春天在哪裡」邊上。把鮮花插在花瓶中]
黃山：[對觀眾]你問我今天為什麼這么高興？我告訴你吧，美國小學生夏令營活動在我們黃山市舉辦，美國小朋友要和黃山小朋友開展手拉手、交朋友活動。班主任老師告訴我有一位美國小朋友要到我家來住幾天，由我向他介紹黃山市的風景和民俗。[看錶]喲快8點了，我該到學校接他了。[急勿勿下，正好與上場的諾娜撞著]
諾娜：對不起，請問這是黃山同學的家嗎？
Excuse me. Is this Huangshan』s home?
黃山：請問你是-------
Yes. And you?
諾娜：我叫諾娜，是來和你手拉手的。
Nice to meet you. My name is Nona. I』m your partner in the 「Hand-in-hand」 program.
黃山：[對觀眾]怎麼是個女生！
A girl!
諾娜：怎麼？不歡迎？
Is there anything wrong?
黃山：[感到失態]不，不，歡迎，熱烈歡迎。請進------
No, of course not. You are warmly welcomed here. Please come in.
諾娜：[打量屋子]這屋子真漂亮。
What a nice house!
黃山：[倒茶，遞茶給諾娜]請喝茶。
Please have some tea.
諾娜：[不解地]茶是什麼東西？怎麼不讓我喝水？
What』s this? Can I just have water, please?
黃山：噢！茶就是用茶葉泡的水。
Oh! Tea is boiled water with tea-leaves in it.
諾娜：茶葉又是什麼東西？
Then what are tea-leaves?
黃山：茶葉就 是茶樹上長的葉子，。我們黃山市有屯溪綠茶和祁門紅茶，我媽說茶有很高的醫葯作用呢。
The tea-leaves are growing in tea plants. We have Tunxi Green Tea and Qimen Black Tea here in Huangshan. My mother says tea has high values for our health.
諾娜：呀！茶有這么多好處呀，[一口把杯中水喝光]
Wow! So good tea is!
黃山：好喝嗎？
How does it taste?
諾娜：好極了，[忽想起]哎，黃山不是一座山嗎？怎麼你也是山？
Wonderful!
Hey, Huangshan is a mountain here, isn』t it? Are you also a mountain?
黃山：黃山確實是一座山，但它不是一般的山，那是神仙住的地方，有奇松、怪石、溫泉、雲海。------景色太美了。所以我爸爸就給我起名叫黃山。
Yes. Huangshan is indeed a mountain, and not only an ordinary mountain. We believe that many gods live there. You can see strangely-shaped pines, queer stones, hot springs, sea of clouds, etc, in the mountain. It』s amazingly beautiful. So my father named me after the mountain』s name, Huangshan.
諾娜：噢，太美了，我也要去黃山。
黃山：來，[遞本畫冊給諾娜]黃山的風景都在上面。
Come here, you can see sceneries in Huangshan in this book.
[諾娜接過畫冊。黃山欲倒水，發現水瓶里沒水了，提瓶下。]
諾娜：[聚精會神地看畫冊，不時自言自語]太美了。太美了！[情不自禁地]黃山，我愛你！
Oh, it』s so beautiful! Huangshan, I love you!
黃山：[正巧提水瓶上。聽到諾娜叫聲，誤解地]不，不，我們小學生不能說你愛我，我愛你的。
No, no. We pupils can not say 「you love me」 or 「I love you」.
諾娜：不，不，我不是說愛你，我是說愛中國的黃山。
No, no. I don』t mean you. I mean Huangshan Mountain in China.
黃山：噢， 你是說愛黃山的風景呀！
Oh, you mean sceneries in Huangshan Mountain.
諾娜：是的。
Yes.
黃山：黃山不僅是中國的，也是世界的，世界人民都愛黃山。
Huangshan Mountain does not only belong to China, but also belongs to the world. People in the world all love Huangshan.
諾娜：我不僅愛那個大黃山，也愛你這個小黃山。
And I don』t only love that big Huangshan, but also you little Huangshan.
黃山：[急了]你還這么說？[遞 過茶杯]
Hey, how could you say that again?!
諾娜：[接過茶杯]黃山風景美 ，黃山茶好喝，黃山人更好，黃山的小朋友真可愛，我說錯了嗎？
In Huangshan, there are beautiful sceneries, tasty tea, nice people and lovely friends, am I right?
黃山：我們永運是好朋友！
Yes, we are friends forever!
諾娜：對，我們永運是-----------
Yes, we are friends…..
合：好朋友！
Forever!!!
劇終
9
❺ 12人英語話劇劇本帶翻譯
白雪公主與小矮人 7+1+1+1+1+1 公主 王子 獵人 王後 墨鏡
❻ 英語短劇帶翻譯 六年級
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
A：先生，先生，請給我些麵包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然後便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）
A：先生，先生（A看見後，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D點頭附和）
A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的後擺）
B：挖，你這人怎麼這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終於隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎麼這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。於是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什麼不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A：對不起，我不知道「錢包」這個單詞怎麼講……
F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拚命點頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰讓這是一個童話呢……
❼ 十一人英文話劇(50詞,帶翻譯)
您好，很高興回答您的問題！
英語搞笑話劇劇本-A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
從前，一個巫婆有一雙臭腳，人們都很討厭。所以，她想找一個人換掉她的雙腳。
有一天她來到"香國" 。她發現，人人都有雙香腳。一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭腳換了王子的香腳。
有一位公主，她總是失眠。雖然國王和王後在嘗試了很多方法，她還不能睡覺。國王和王後陛下非常擔心自己的女兒。
最後，他們就發現了一個方法：每當公主無法入睡，她只需要嗅覺王子的臭腳，然後她將睡得很好。
最後王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。
人物
Ada: Little girl
Candy: Queen
Evander: King
Evelyn
Joel: Prince
Rita: Singer /Woman
Yilina: Witch
Summary
Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
And one day she flied to 「Fragrance Country」. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince』s fragrant feet.
There was a princess who couldn』t sleep in 「Beauty Country」. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn』t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.
And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn』t sleep, she only had to smell the prince』s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
SCENE I
(One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book)
Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.
Ada: And one day she flied to 「Fragrance country」. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.
Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I』m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I』m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don』t want to live. I want to fly away!
（Flying to the Fragrance country）
Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what』s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It』s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he』s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I』m really the most charming witch. (Fly away)
Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.
Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what』s wrong? What a bad smell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It』s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can』t believe it!
SCENE II
(The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.)
Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.
Crow A: Please go away…
Crow B: Quickly! It』s full of bad smell here.
Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!
(Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.)
Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.
Flower A: Oh! I can』t live without fresh air.
Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.
Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.
Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.
(Prince continues to walk.)
Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.
(Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.)
Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.
Stranger B: Oh! Don』t talk nonsense.
Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It』s him.
Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man!
Prince: Oh I』m sorry. I』m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgusting.
(Prince continues to walk.)
SCENE III
Ada: There was a princess who couldn』t sleep in 「Beauty country.」
Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn』t sleep.
Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…
(In the palace.)
Queen: I am the queen!
King: Of course I am the king!
Queen: You never care about your daughter!!!
King: So…what happened to our baby?
Queen: My dear daughter can』t sleep!
King: So…what can we do?
(Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.)
King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.
Princess: Take them all? Are you sure?
King: Yes!
Princess: (Take medicine) I still can』t sleep me still can』t sleep!
(Try another method.)
King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.
Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep …..
(Try a third method.)
Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice. Maybe she can make our daughter sleep.
King: Yes yes! (Open the door) Is she the one? (See Ada)
Queen: Oh~no!
King: Is she the one?
Queen: Of course! Please start singing!
Rita: I am a magic singer. (Clean the throat.) Can I start to sing?
Rita: Baby sleep. Baby sleep. Baby hurry to sleep. Everybody sing with me….
Princess: Shut up! Get out of here!!
King: I think these methods are not good ideas. We』ll think of better ideas.
Queen: Hum…I have an idea….maybe we can…..
King: You can say that again.
Queen: Let』s get ready.
(King and queen are preparing …)
Princess: Daddy! Mommy! It』s time to sleep! Don』t forget to take medicine.
(King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.)
King: Oh, no! It didn』t work. Maybe we should get help from people.
Queen: OK! (Point to Ada) You just do it. Go out on the streets and find some help.
SCENE IV
(Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some people try to make the princess sleep.)
Prince: (To himself.) A woman among the crowd: I』ve tried several ways and still they didn』t work! I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try?
King & Queen: Yes! It』s our pleasure. Please try.
Prince: Thank you! (Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess』s face.) Sorry! My dear princess!
Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can』t breathe and I want to sleep.
King & Queen: Oh no! My dear~ What happened to you? Don』t scare us!
(King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.)
King: She』s still breathing. She just fell asleep.
(Queen hugs the Princess.)
Queen: Thank you! Oh, thank God! My dear baby finally fell asleep.
King: (To the prince.) Oh! Thank you! We are very lucky to meet you.
Prince: I can』t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!
Queen: Oh! Don』t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.
King: Yes! This is a happy ending.
Ada: Whenever the princess couldn』t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince』s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
p.s.這是我們班自己演出過的話劇，效果很好！人數的話，由於劇本中路人角色較多，所以對人數要求限制不大，可以由一人同時扮演多角！
希望我的回答對您有一些幫助！
❽ 英語話劇劇本，帶翻譯
Happiness or not, lies in a shirt, lies in a shirt wean by a happy man. But the happy man that the king has found out was pruning the vines merrily. Does he have a happy shirt? Please listen to The Happy Man』s Shirt.
旁白：從前有位國王，他有個獨生兒子，若掌上明珠，可是王子總是悶悶不了，每天在窗前呆望天空。
Aside: A king had an only son that he thought the world of. But this prince was always unhappy. He would spend days on end at his window staring into space.
國王：哎呀，你到底缺什麼呢？哪兒不稱心呢？
King: Oh, What on earth do you lack? What's wrong with you?"
王子：爸爸，我自己也搞不清楚。
Prince: I don't even know myself, Father."
國王：哦！你戀愛啦！哎呀，如果你喜歡哪個姑娘，告訴我，我會為你操辦的，讓你跟她結婚，無論是哪個最強大的國家公主，還是世上最貧寒的農家姑娘，我都可以辦的到。
King: Are you in love? If there's a particular girl you fancy, tell me, and I'll arrange for you to marry her, no matter whether she's the daughter of the most powerful king on earth or the poorest peasant girl alive!
王子：不，爸爸，我沒在戀愛。
Prince: No, Father, I'm not in love.
旁白：國王千方百計地想使兒子快樂起來，可無濟於事，王子的臉龐失去了往日光彩，國王發布了昭示板，於是一些最有學問的哲學家，博士，教授，從世界各地紛紛到來，國王讓他們看了王子，並征詢他們的意見，這些聰明的學者思考了一陣後，回來見國王說.
Aside: The king tried in every way imaginable to cheer him up, but day by day the rosy hue drained from the prince's face. The king issued a decree, and from every corner of the earth came the most learned philosophers, doctors, and professors. The king showed them the prince and asked for their advice. wise men withdrew to think, and then returned to the king.
學者甲：嗯，殿下，我們仔細地考慮了王子得 情況，還研究了星象，我們認為你必須做這樣一件事，找個幸福的人，一個完全幸福得人，把您得兒子的襯衣和他的襯衣調換一下。
Wise men A: Majesty, we have given the matter close thought and we have studied the stars. Here's what you must do. Look for a happy man, a man who's happy through and through, and exchange your son's shirt for his."
旁白：當天國王就派出大使，到世界各地去尋找幸福的人。一個神父被招來件國王。
Aside: That same day the king sent ambassadors to all parts of the world in search of the happy man. A priest was taken to the king.
國王：你幸福嗎 ？
King: Are you happy?"
神父：是的，我確實很幸福，陛下。
Priest: Yes, indeed, Majesty.
國王：很好，你做我的主教怎麼樣？
King: Fine. How would you like to be my bishop?
神父：啊！陛下，我求之不得啊！
Priest: Oh, Majesty, if only it were so!"
國王：滾，給我滾得遠遠得 ，我要找得是自身感到幸福的人，而不是總想得寸進尺的人。
King: Away with you! Get out of my sight! I'm seeking a man who's happy just as he is, not one who's trying to better his lot.
旁白：於是，又重新開始搜尋，不久，國王聽說有位鄰國國王，人們都說他是個真正幸福的人，他有個賢惠美麗的妻子，而且子孫滿堂，他制服了所有的人，國家康泰安寧。於是，國家又有了希望，馬上派使臣去件他，想向他要一件襯衣，鄰國國王接見使臣們說：
Aside: Thus the search resumed, and before long the king was told about a neighboring king, who everybody said was a truly happy man. He had a wife as good as she was beautiful and a whole slew of children. He had conquered all his enemies, and his country was at peace. Again hopefully, the king immediately sent ambassadors to him to ask for his shirt. The neighboring king received the ambassadors and said」
鄰國國王：不錯，凡是人們想要的東西，我的確都有了，不過我仍然滿腹憂愁啊！因為總有一天，我不得不扔不下在一切，離開人世，哎啊 ，為這事，我晚上連覺也睡不著呢！
Neighboring king: Yes, indeed, I have everything anybody could possibly want. But at the same time I worry because I'll have to die one day and leave it all. I can't sleep at night for worrying about that!
旁白：使臣們想，還是別帶回這個國王的襯衣為妙。國王沒辦法，便去打獵散心，他開槍打中了一隻野兔，但只是傷了它，野兔帶著三條腿奔跑著，國王追趕著野兔把隨從們遠遠地拋在後面，在森林外的曠野里，國王聽到有人在唱歌，他便收住腳步。
Aside: The ambassadors thought it wiser to go home without this man's shirt.
At his wit's end, the king went hunting. He fired at a hare but only wounded it, and the hare scampered away on three legs. The king pursued it, leaving the hunting party far behind him. 0ut in the open field he heard a man singing a refrain. The king stopped in his tracks.
國王：這位唱歌的人，一定是位幸福的人。
King: Whoever sings like that is bound to be happy!
旁白：歌聲把他引到一座葡萄園，在那，他發現一個小夥子，在修剪著一個葡萄藤
Aside: The song led him into a vineyard, where he found a young man singing and pruning the vines.
小夥子：您好啊，陛下。這么早，您就到鄉下來了。
The youth:Good day, Majesty, So early and already out in the country?
國王：天哪，你願意我把你帶到京都去嗎？你將成為我的朋友。
King: Bless you! Would you like me to take you to the capital? You will be my friend.
小夥子：多謝您了，陛下。這種事，我根本不想。即使羅馬教皇與我換個位子，我也不幹。
The youth: Much obliged, Majesty, but I wouldn't even consider it. I wouldn't even change places with the Pope.
國王：為什麼呢？像你這樣能乾的小夥子……
King: Why not? Such a fine young man like you…
小夥子：不，不，跟您說吧，我對我現在的一切感到心滿意足了，其他毫無所求。
The youth: NO, no, I tell you. I'm content with just what I have and want nothing more.
國王：啊！我終於找到了一個幸福的人！聽著小夥子，幫我一下吧。
King: A happy man at last! Listen, young man. Do me a favor.
小夥子：只要能做到的，陛下，我一定盡力效勞。
The youth: With all my heart, Majesty, if I can.
國王：等等。
King: Wait just a minute.
旁白：他再也按奈不住內心的喜悅，跑回去對他的隨從說。
Aside: said the king, who, unable to contain his joy any longer, ran to get his retinue.
國王：快，跟我來，我的兒子有救了，我的兒子有救了！
King: Come with me! My son is saved! My son is saved!
旁白：接著，他帶著他們來到小夥子身邊。
Aside: And he took them to the young man.
國王：我的好小夥子，不管你要什麼，我都會給你的，但是你得給我，給我，你……
King: My dear lad, I'll give you whatever you want! But give me…give me…"
小夥子：給您什麼啊，陛下？
The youth: What, Majesty?
國王：我的兒子快要死了，只有你能救他，快過來。
King: My son is dying! Only you can save him. Come here!
旁白：國王一把抓住小夥子，去解他的上衣扣子。突然，國王停住了，垂下了雙手，這個幸福的人沒有穿襯衣！
Aside: The king grabbed him and started unbuttoning the youth's jacket. All of a sudden he stopped, and his arms fell to his sides. The happy man wore no shirt.
❾ 誰有英語話劇，帶翻譯，適合中學生
花木蘭
Narrator (N): Oh, come here little girl, tell me, do you want to become a woman as brave as Mulan?
Kid (K): Mulan? But who is Mulan?
N: Oh? You don』t know Mulan? Then do you want to listen to the story about the brave women, Hua Mulan?
K: Sure! Tell me, tell me~ Please~~
N: OK ok~~ Long long ago……
K: Must every story begin with a 「long long ago」?
N: No, it needn』t, but this story really happened in ancient China……
Scene I
( 戰爭中李翔之父與胡人首領正在進行殊死搏鬥)
General Li (G): Go back to your land! This land doesn't belong to you. It』s ours!
Head of Hu (H): Yours? (回頭對兵,由甲乙丙客串) Hey, he said it』s their land! (兵大笑) We just want to get our land back!
G: Go to HELL!
H: Hahaha~ Poor man, you』re dying, you know? Fire! Kill them all!!!
G: Ah~~~~(受重傷) My son, Li Xiang, will kill you himself! (死)
K: So, the general died, finally?
N: Yes.
K: But I still can』t understand why this story is about Mulan but not the General or his son?
N: Don』t worry~ just listen to me. Since the general died, the army was in a very bad condition, so the empire of China decided to recruit soldiers.
Scene II
(花木蘭拿著綉花的東西打瞌睡)
Father (F): En~~ good good~ my daughter is doing just the right thing! Mulan, time for lunch~ have a rest!
Mulan (M): (繼續打瞌睡) Zzzzz……
F: Mulan~ Mu… (發現木蘭在打瞌睡) Mulan!!!
M: (被驚醒) Oh dad? Look I』m doing embroidery~ (低頭胡亂綉兩針)
F: And this is your work? (拿起木蘭手裡的東西，兩人定格)
N: This girl is Mulan, the heroine of the story.
K: But it seems that she』s not good at doing girl』s stuffs.
N: Actually, she』s much braver than you think.
(父親追著木蘭，木蘭躲，撞倒突然出現的士兵領隊身上)
Leader of Soldier (L): Ouch! Hey, be careful! Is this the Hua family? This is the imperial edict. Your family must send a male to the battlefield to protect our motherland! (下場)
F: What?
M: Dad, What』s an imperial edict? You look so pale, are you OK? What』s up?
F: Nothing. (背對木蘭) Oh, what shall I do? I really want to go to the battlefield to protect my motherland, but I』m too old to fight! And my son is too young. He』s even too weak to hold a sword!
M: (假裝有什麼東西) Oh what』s that?
F: (上當) What?
M: (強過聖旨，看) What? (聲音顫抖著) My father is dying. He』s too old to go to the war! But My brother is too young (指著道具洋娃娃). What can I do?
Passer-by A B C（路人甲乙丙）: What can she do?
（畫外音）
K: What can she do?
N: If you were Mulan, what will you do?
K: Me? I don』t know…
N: Why not go to the army instead of your father?
M:（聽到畫外音） What? But I』m a lady! I can』t go to the army!
Passer-by A: Why not! You look like a man~
M: (氣憤地) What do you mean? Wait. After all, it』s the only way to save my dad!
K: Do you mean Mulan go to the army instead of her daddy?
N: Yes, she did so. And she became a heroine!
Scene II
(士兵報道，人頭攢動，形形色色的人都來參軍。有人插隊)
L: Hey, don't cut in. Line up.
(木蘭進入隊伍當中，李翔走過來，士兵領隊急忙站起來)
L: Attention! This is our general, Li Xiang! (大家鼓掌)
Li Xiang (#):I just want you to follow three "A"s. Tell them what three "A"s are.
L: The three "A"s are（想半天，吞吞吐吐的）"Apple, airplane, and… and alt video?"
#: （氣憤的）No! No! No! How many times should I tell you? The three "A"s are "Action, ability, and agility."-----understand?
All: Yes, sir!
#: Good!....Dismiss！
L: Soldiers, follow me! (帶領士兵跑步)
All: (Running)
Mulan: Ouch! (摔倒，掉隊)
L: Hey! Are you out of breath for running just one kilometer? You are so weak!
Soldier A: Look! He is so thin and weak. How can our country depend on him?
Soldier B: (表示贊同)
Soldier C: (表示同情)
#: Hey, men! There is no time for you to chat!
#: Are you O.K.?
Mulan: (覺得很沒面子) I'm all right!
Li Shang: (對著木蘭喊) Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree.
Mulan: (停下腳步，自言自語) He』s really a good guy. Which girl will be lucky enough to marry him?
L: Hey, soldiers. It's time for dinner.
All: Oh....food! Food! (木蘭擠不進去)
#: (嘆氣，表惋惜) I have to say, they are right, you』re too weak…
#: (拿出一份吃的) This is for you.
Mulan: Thank you. Sir!
#: Go and enjoy your meal.
Mulan: (拿著吃的，感激) He is really a good man. Mulan, don』t let him down! Do your best to become stronger!
（畫外音）
K: Did Mulan become stronger?
N: Oh yes, my dear.
K: And what』s the result of the war? Did they win?
N: Err… Yes, but quite by an accident…
Scene IV
L: Sir! Sir! Our enemies are coming back again.
#: What? Hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me. It's time to fight.
All: Fight!
(大家都拿起兵器，木蘭拿了一把劍)
(李翔和胡人首領)
#: Do you still remember General Lee? You killed him ruthlessly. I'm his son, Li Xiang.
H: (不屑地) I've killed too many people. How can I remember such a guy? It doesn't bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell soon.
Li Xiang: (氣憤地) You! You talk too much! Now it is my chance to take revenge on you.
H: You? (哈哈大笑) Impossible!
#: Watch out, I'll kill you all!
(打架，李翔受傷被綁)
H: See? You're still a little kid. How can you kill me? I said it』s impossible!
M: Impossible is nothing! Let me save you Sir! (拔劍，失敗，再拔，由於劍太沉東倒西歪，歪打正著刺中胡人首領)
H: Ah~~~~~~~~~~~
M: Oh! Oh my god! I』m sorry, I don』t mean to…
H: It』s… It』s impossible.
M: How are you…
H: I』m fine thank you, and you?
M: Are you sure you are OK? How are you?
H: I』m fine thank you, and you?
M: …
H: My English teacher taught me this… I can』t believe I』m killed by a normal soldier! Ah… (死)
M: （無比沉痛、自責）I killed a person? I』m a murderer!
#: (咳嗽，提示自己的存在)
M: Oh, I』m sorry... Are you OK? (給李翔松綁)
#: Thank you Mulan!
Mulan: （低下頭，溫柔的）Li, my love, I'm sorry.
Li Shang: Why did you say sorry? And you said you love me? Are you a gay?
Mulan: No. In fact, I am a Woman.
#: （生氣）You deceived me! What』s more, according to the law, a woman can't join the army. What you have done is a big crime! Have you ever thought of that?
Mulan: I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision. I』m really sorry.
#: I see. I can understand how hard it is for a girl to do such thing! I』ll try my best to save you!
K: Wow~ Fantastic! Mulan is really brave! Not every girl has the courage to go to the battlefield!
N: Yes, you』re right~ So, when Mulan went back to see the empire, he praised her instead of punish her.
Scene V
(皇宮，路人甲乙丙充當群臣)
Empire (E): My brave soldiers. Congratulations! You, Li Xiang, I』m proud of you, for my country has such a general like you. And I』m sure your father will be proud of you, too! And you, Hua Mulan, (變得很嚴肅) you deceived everybody! (木蘭低著頭)
#: (想替木蘭解釋) But…
E: Just listen to me! (繼續對木蘭說) you hided the truth that you are a girl, you tried to lie to me! (提高音量) As a result (停頓，突然很和藹), you save the country! She is our heroine! （大家歡呼）
M: (鬆口氣) Thank you.
E: Thank me? I should thank you! Thank you for saving the country!
K: Wow, what a nice result!
N: Result? Oh, the story is not end yet my dear~
K: Why?
Scene VI
#: Though this is a sudden proposal, would you marry me?
M: Oh~~I'm so glad to hear that. But I have to go back home to ask my father first. Will you go to my hometown with me?
#: Of course, my dear.
M: Let's go.
M: Father, I'm back.
F: Mulan, it's really you?
M: Yes. It's a long time.
Kid: Sis, we are missing you everyday.
M: Oh, my baby （她弟弟已經從一個「洋娃娃」長成一個男孩）. You are grown up.
F: Who is the gentleman?
M: This is General Li.
F: (發現他們關系不一般) Oh? Is he just a 「General Li」?
#: Sir, can I have the honor to ask your permission to marry your daughter?
F: En~~~ Just one thing: Take my daughter seriously.
#: I promise!
F: When are you going to get married?
#: Soon.
F: How soon?
#: How about now?
All: Great!
（婚禮，集體）
All: The End~~
傲慢與偏見
Pride and prejudice
Directors writers
Elizabeth（女主角1） Darcy（男主角1）
Jane（女配角1） Bingley （男配角1）
Lydia（女配角2） Wickham （男配角2）
Mrs.Bennet （女配角3）
Servants and guests 6
Narrator 1
Dubbing Specialist 1
Scene one
Aside
All of the well-fixed bachelors want to marry beautiful girls. It had already become an acknowledged truth. A man such as this, was completely misunderstand, even by his neighbors, anywhere he moved. However, since such a truth in the minds and people always regarded him as his daughter a well-deserved a fortune. Mrs Bennet is also certainly no exception about this, and thinking of how to marry his daughter to that Mr.right.
Part one
Mrs bennet :did you hear that, Netherfield Garden was rented by a rich bachelor named Bingley. He earns ￡5,000 each year. And he attended the party tonight. My ladies , this is a good chance to get to know him, isn』t it?
Lydia: oh, realy ? You are too good!
Jane: Is he handsome?
Elizabeth: I believe so!
Lydia: He is sure to be amiable!
Jane：Oh I』m so excited to meet him! (noisy)
Part two
In the Meryton Townhall
Bingley：Come on Darcy, I can』t bear you standing alone like a outsider. Let』s dance.
Darcy :I never dance, you know how I hate dancing with my partner, unless it』s special practice. Such a party, I won't stay down for a long time.
Bingley :Unlike you, I can』t find fault with anything. To say honestly, in my lifetime, I haven't seen as many beautiful girls as tonight.
Darcy :The girls in the ballroom are perfect. I do agree.
Bingley: Jane is amazing, and her sister Elizabeth is very lovely too.
Darcy: What do you mean? (turn around) Well, She is ok，But not beautiful enough to let me fall in love.
Bingley: Are you being two-faced?
DANCE
(Darcy says something to Bingley and Bingley looks sad.)
Bingley: I must go now, I don't belong here. We will meet again someday.
Jane； I …I...I will miss you.
(After they go)
Elizabeth : you still can look on the bright side, Jane. He just leave for a while. maybe few days.
Jane : I know, but I just can』t help crying.
Scene Two
Aside
After a few days，Elizabeth come to meet her friend Dollins
But, happened to meet Mr Darcy. The most prideful person she does not want to see. Compared to Mr Darcy, Mr Wickham is kind and careful. Are you so good as to be a friend of Mr. Darcy?
Part One
Wickham: Miss Elizabeth!
Elizabeth：It』s you Captain Wickham.
Wickham:I have the honor to meet you here. would you want to walk alone on the road?
Elizabeth :No thanks I just walk around. Well, When do you plan to go back?
Wickham ：It depends on Mr Darcy. I could not take any chances without his permission .There is nothing he could not slove. You know that, especially for Mr Bingley .
Elizabeth: What do you mean of this ? Is this the most important reason why Mr Bingley was forced to leave?
Oh, poor Jane. I have to ask why he is so cruel to Jane.
Part Two
The ball.
DANCE
Darcy: Tell me, why did you stay with Captain Wickham? And what did he said to you ?
Elizabeth: It』s a good opportunity to meet … (interrupt)
Darcy：You have to know Captain Wickham is hopeless guy. he is nobody to make friends with.
Elizabeth: He has been so unlucky as to lose your friendship, and I dare say that is an irreversible event?
Darcy: It is. but why do you ask such a question?
Elizabeth: To make out your character.
Darcy；And what have you discovered?
Elizabeth: Very little.
(Dance finished and Elizabeth run out of the ballroom. )
Part Three
Outside. Raining.
Darcy: Miss Elizabeth. I have struggled in vain and can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came only to see you.
Elizabeth: I don』t understand.
Darcy: I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand.
Elizabeth: Of course I can』t. I just wonder why you want to separate my sister Jane and Mr. Bingley. And how can you treat your friend Wickham in this way! You have upset me deeply.
Darcy: You are misunderstanding my thought and I』m just going to help your sister indeed. I asked Bingley to consider more about Jane and his future. I have faith that Mr bingley will give an answer to your sister immediately.Trust me.
Elizabeth: I .I..I』m sorry but I mean..I』m so sorry Mr Darcy. ( big change of your mind.) cry.
Darcy: You must know. Surely you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still as the day we met, tell me so at once.
(Catch her Shoulder.)
I love you , with my body and soul.
Elizabeth: kiss
Part Four
DANCE
Bingley: Will you marry me , Jane?
Jane: Thousand times I wish.
THE END.