搞笑英語翻譯

1. 中文搞笑英語翻譯

I
will
give
you
some
color
to
see
see.我要給你點顏色瞧瞧.
People
moutain
people
sea
人山人海
we
two,
who
and
who？
咱倆誰跟誰阿
you
don't
bird
me,I
don't
bird
you
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
If
you
want
money,I
have
no;if
you
want
life,I
have
one!
要錢沒專有，要命一條屬
watch
sister
表妹
You
give
me
stop!
你給我站住
Amrican
Chinese
not
enough.
美中不足
you
me
you
me
彼此彼此
heart
flower
angry
open
心花怒放
know
is
know,noknow
is
noknow
知之為知之,不知為不知

2. 求簡單爆笑的英文笑話，帶翻譯！

I Wasn't Asleep

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conctor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我沒有睡著

當一群婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：「先生，醒醒！」

「我沒有睡著。」那個男人回答。

「沒睡著？可是你眼睛都閉上了呀？」

「我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。」
The poor husband

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

可憐的丈夫

「你根本無法想像和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，」一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說，「她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。」Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

父親在哪兒？

兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

「看，」哥哥說，「這些畫多漂亮呀！」

「是啊，」弟弟說道，「可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢？」

哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：「很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。」

Does the dog know the proverb, too?

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

狗也知道這個諺語嗎？

一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。

「沒有關系，」一位先生說，「不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：『吠狗不咬人。』」

「啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？」

一 Can we have our teacher back？

Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

能讓我們的老師回去嗎？

有一次，一位督學去視察一個只有三間教室的學校。一間教室非常吵鬧，因此督學抓住其中一個正在站著說話的人，把他帶進另一間教室，並讓他站在牆角。五分鍾以後，一個小男孩從第一間教室走進來，問道，「您什麼時候能讓我們的老師回去呢？」
二 Who's More Polite?

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

誰更有禮貌？

一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。瘦子說他更有禮貌，因為他經常對女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認為他更有風度，因為無論什麼時候他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。
三 Expensive Price

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

昂貴的代價

牙科醫生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

母親：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀？

牙科醫生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一個男人在街上被計程車撞倒送進了醫院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫生比你懂得多."

The busis very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.
"Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.
"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.
"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.
公共汽車上很擁擠.一位男士想上車,但是沒有人給他讓路.
"喂,讓我上車!"那位男士喊道.
"車太擠了,你最好坐下一輛"車上的一位乘客對他說.
"但是沒有我你們走不了.我是司機!"那位男士說道.

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：「孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪？」 「在捕鼠夾上，先生。」那小男孩說。

3. 中文搞笑英語翻譯

常見搞笑翻譯如下：

1、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

2、Open water room. 開水間。

3、know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知。

4、American Chinese not enough 美中不足

5、heart flower angry open 心花怒放

6、go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過

7、as far as you go to die 有多遠，死多遠！

8、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條

9、you me you me 彼此彼此

10、seven up eight down 七上八下

11、love who who 愛誰誰

12、no three no four不三不四

13、morning three night four 朝三暮四

14、red face konw me 紅顏知己

15、ten three point 十三點

16、no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一

17、You don』t bird me, I don』t bird you.你不鳥我，我也不鳥你。

18、You ask me,I ask who？你問我，我去問誰？

拓展資料

1、英漢翻譯時不能英漢直譯，以免造成上面的笑話。

2、翻譯是在准確、通順的基礎上，把一種語言信息轉變成另一種語言信息的行為。翻譯是將一種相對陌生的表達方式，轉換成相對熟悉的表達方式的過程。其內容有語言、文字、圖形、符號和視頻翻譯。

4. 用英語翻譯一些搞笑話語

ls機譯啊，手工翻譯
1.
a
puppy
died
when
traveling
in
the
desert.
why
did
he
die?
==>because
there
is
no
power
poles
for
him
to
pee
on.
2.
a
puppy
died
when
traveling
in
the
desert.
he
found
the
pole,
but
why
did
he
die?
==>because
there
is
a
"do
not
pee"
sign
on
the
pole.
3.
a
puppy
died
when
traveling
in
the
desert.
he
found
a
pole
without
any
signs,
but
why
did
he
die?
==>because
many
dogs
are
lining
up,
and
he
didn't
manage
to
get
his
turn.
4.
a
puppy
died
when
traveling
in
the
desert.
he
found
a
pole
without
any
signs
and
managed
to
get
his
turn,
but
why
did
he
die?
==>because
there
are
two
pretty
lady
dogs
after
him.
he
is
shy.
最後兩個只有中文才有意思。不用翻譯

5. 有沒有簡單爆笑的英文笑話最好可以帶翻譯。

1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老師：誰能回到我下一個問題，誰就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.
一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!
老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I』m going home now.
男孩：我!我現在要回家了。

2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什麼狗比大樓跳的還高?

Anydog, buildings can』t jump!
任何一隻狗，大樓又跳不起來。

3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什麼有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?

A coin!
硬幣。

4.
What has one eye but cannot see?
什麼有一隻眼睛，卻看不見?

A needle.
針。

5.
Wife: 「How would you describe me?」
妻子：你會怎麼形容我呢?

Husband: 「ABCDEFGHIJK.」
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: 「What does that mean?」
妻子：那是什麼意思?

Husband: 「Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.」
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: 「Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?」
妻子：哇，謝謝，但是「IJK」是什麼意思呢?

Husband: 「I』m just kidding!」
丈夫：開個玩笑!

6. 既搞笑又有趣的英語翻譯

既搞笑又有趣
Both funny and fun

7. 中文搞笑英語翻譯

I
will
give
you
some
color
to
see
see.我要給你點顏色瞧瞧.
People
moutain
people
sea
人山人海
we
two,
who
and
who？
咱倆誰跟誰阿
you
don't
bird
me,I
don't
bird
you
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
If
you
want
money,I
have
no;if
you
want
life,I
have
one!
要錢沒專有，要命一條
watch
sister
表妹
You
give
me
stop!
你給我站住屬
Amrican
Chinese
not
enough.
美中不足
you
me
you
me
彼此彼此
heart
flower
angry
open
心花怒放
know
is
know,noknow
is
noknow
知之為知之,不知為不知

8. 爆笑英語翻譯

you me you me 彼此彼此
watch sister表妹
American Chinese not enough 美中不足
heart flower angry open 心花怒放
go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過
People mountain and people sea. 人山人海
seven up eight down 七上八下
love who who 愛誰誰
no three no four不三不四
morning three night four 朝三暮四
red face konw me紅顏知己
wang eight eggs 王八蛋
ten three point 十三點
no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
play a big knife before Guan Gong 關公面前耍大刀
play an ax before Lu Ban 班門弄斧
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
One car come one car go,two car peng peng, people die.（車禍現場描述）
We two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿！
How are you? How old are you? 怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？
You don't bird me, I don't bird you.你不鳥我，我也不鳥你。
You have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up！
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say,go home!有事起奏，無事退朝。
You give me stop! 你給我站住！
Know is know no know is no know. 知之為知之，不知為不知。
Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse's son can make hole!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條
You have two down son。你有兩下子。
As far as you go to die. 有多遠，死多遠！
I give you face you don't wanna face, you lose you face,I turn my face.
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉.
Want money no,want life one! 要錢不給，要命有一條！
Money or life？要錢還是要命？
Good good study,day day up! 好好學習，天天向上！
You ask me,I ask who？你問我，我去問誰？
We are one home people. 我們是一家人。
You have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有話快說，有屁快放！
You talk like breaking the wind!你說話像放屁一樣!