短英語翻譯

❶ 但是有時候很短用英語翻譯

歲月襲 the Ages
有時,一分鍾很長,Sometimes,one minute is too long
有時,卻又很短.Sometimes,it is too brief
有時我可以了解這世界,Sometimes,I may know a little about this world
有時卻一點也不懂.Sometimes,I may know none.
愛你時,一切美好,When in love,everything lofty.
怨你時,人生灰暗.When in hate,life is gloomy
為何歡樂過後,Why after gladness
只剩下一片悲涼?Left only sadness?
所有的悲傷,總會留下一絲歡樂的線索.
All the grieve,will leave the clue of happiness
所有的遺憾,總會留下一處完美的角落.
All the regret,will leave a perfect nook

❷ 英語翻譯 要短一點的!

I stand on the snow covered mountain
Colorful vase of flowers
Slopes with flower beds laden
I saw the snow lotus flowers
I asked,「Why are you all alone here?
Beauty is meant to be adored.
Should give yourself to somebody
Before your petals fall to st soon,dear.
What if I crushed your petals,I asked
As at these heights,you are quite lonely」..
這首詩的押韻是 ababcdecde
我的翻譯也是 ababcdecde
我站在白雪皚皚的山上
滿山都是五顏六色的花
滿載花壇的斜坡上
我看見的是雪蓮花
我問：「為何你們孤芳自賞?
你們的美麗應該萬流景仰
應該把自己奉獻給某個人
在花瓣凋零之前讓人欣賞
如我壓碎你的花瓣會怎樣
在這高地上你們不染纖塵

❸ 英語句子，越短越好，100個100分，要中文翻譯

越短越好的英語句子：

1. This is a ship.（這是一艘船。）
2. He is an old worker.（他是一個老工人。）
3. I have a brother and a sister.（我有一個兄弟和一個姐妹。）
4. There is a map on the wall.（牆上有一幅地圖。）
5. This is a yellow pencil.（這是一支黃鉛筆。）
6. Tom is an American boy.（Tom是個美國男孩。）
7. English is a useful tool.（英語是一種有用的工具。）
8. He is telling them an interesting story.（他正在給大家講一個有趣的故事。）
9. Britain is a European country.（不列顛是一個歐洲國家。）
10. It takes an hour and a half to get there.（這要花費一小時半到達那裡。）
11. It is a pig.（它是一頭豬。）
12. It is cotton.（它是棉花。）
13. It is wheat.（它是麥子。）
14. It is a cow.（它是一頭母牛。）
15. It is an orange.（它是一隻橘子。）
16. It is rice.（它是稻子。）
17. It is an ox.（它是一頭公牛。）
18. It is a ck.（它是一隻鴨子。）
19. It is water.（它是水）
20. It is a hen.（它是一隻母牛。）
21. Today is Monday. Tomorrow is Tuesday.（今天是星期一。明天是星期二。）
22. Today is Wednesday. Tomorrow is Thursday.（今天是星期三。明天是星期四。）
23. Today is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday.（今天是星期五。明天是星期六。）
24. Today is Saturday. Tomorrow is Sunday.（今天是星期六。明天是星期日。）
25. Today is Sunday. Tomorrow is Monday.（今天是星期日。明天是星期一。）
We are workers.（我們是工人。）
26. My sister and I are both pupils.（我的姐妹和我都是學生。）
27. You are all middle school pupils.（你們都是中學生。）
28. They are trees and flowers.（它們是樹和花。）
29. Cats and dogs are animals.（貓和狗是動物。）
30. All of them are teachers.（他們都是教師。）
31. The sun is red.（太陽是紅色的。）
32. That table is heavy.（那張桌子很重。）
33. I am sixteen.（我十六歲。）
34. Class is over.（課結束了。）
35. The river is faraway.（這條河很遠。）
36. Time is up.（時間到了。）
37. The bottle is full of water.（這瓶子裝滿了水。）
38. I am from Shanghai.（我來自上海。）
39. Comrade Wang is out.（王同志外出了。）
40. The football match is on.（足球比賽開始了。）
41. The boy is over there.（那男孩在那邊。）
42. My brother is at home.（我的兄弟在家裡。）
43. He is not here.（他不在這里。）
44. She is good at swimming.（她擅長游泳。）
45. I am fond of sports.（我很喜歡運動。）
46. I am tired.（我很累。）
47. You are ill.（你病了。）
48. It is hot today.（今天很熱。）
49. The weather is cold.（天氣很冷。）
50. It is fine.（這個很好。）
51. The play is good.（這場演出很好。）
52. Snow is white.（雪是白的。）
53. The streets are clean.（街道是干凈的。）
54. This hall is full of people.（這個大廳擠滿了人。）
55. The library is open.（圖書館開門了。）
56. The film is on.（影片上映了。）
57. My uncle is over there.（我的叔叔在那邊。）
58. The cinema is far away.（電影院很遠。）
59. The light is off.（燈暗了。）
60. My father is out.（我的父親外出了。）
61. Her brother is thirteen.（她的兄弟十三歲。）
62. I am eighteen.（我十八歲。）
63. Mr. Smith is from American.（史密斯先生來自美國。）
64. The boys in our class are fond of football.（我們班的男孩很喜歡足球。）
65. Wang Ying is good at music.（王英擅長音樂。）
66.I have a brother.（我有一個兄弟。）
67. He has two English books.（他有兩本英語書。）
68. We have a lot of paper.（我們有許多紙。）
69. You have many friends.（你有許多朋友。）
70. My sister has a pen and a ball-pen.（我的姐妹有一支鉛筆和一支圓珠筆。）
71. Her classmates have a small library.（她的同班同學們有一個小圖書館。）
72. Our school has twenty classes.（我們的學校有二十個班級。）
73. I have some bread and jam.（我有一些麵包和果醬。）
74.There is a teacher』s desk in the classroom.（教室里有一隻講台。）
75. There are forty pupils in the playground.（操場上有四十個學生。）
76. There are some desks and chairs in the office.（辦公室里有一些書桌和椅子。）
77. There are two blackboards on the wall.（牆上有兩塊黑板。）
78. There are four lights in the classroom.（教室里有四盞燈。）
79. There is a loud-speaker in the hall.（大廳里有一隻喇叭。）
80. There are two portraits above the blackboard.（黑板上方有兩張像。）
81. There is a map and two pictures in the reading-room.（閱覽室里有一幅地圖和兩幅畫。）
82.Your pencil is blue. Mine is blue, too.（你的鉛筆是藍色的。我的也是藍色的。）
83. His book is new. Hers is new, too.（他的書是新的。她的也是新的。）
84. Our classroom is big. Theirs is big, too.（我們的教室很大。他們的也很大。）
85. Her brother is a worker. His is a worker, too.（她的兄弟是一個工人。他的也是一個工人。）
86. Their house is near the park. Ours is near the park, too.（他們的房子在公園附近。我們的也在公園附近。）
87. His room is tidy. Yours is tidy, too.（他的房間很整潔。你的也很整潔。）
88. My sister is not here. Hers is not here, either.（我的妹妹不在這里。她的也不在這里。）
89. Our classroom is not on the first floor. Theirs is not on the first floor, either.（我們的教室不在二樓。他們的也不在二樓。）
90. Your father is not a teacher. Mine is not a teacher, either.（你的父親不是一個教師。我的也不是一個教師。）
91. Their library is not big. Ours is not big, either.（他們的圖書館不大。我們的也不大。）
92. How nice the song is!（這首歌多麼好聽啊！）
93. What a wonderful time we』re had!（我們過了一段多麼美好的時光啊！）
94. How fast the dog runs!（這只狗跑得多麼快啊！）
95. What a clever boy he is!（他是一個多麼機靈的男孩啊！）
96. What beautiful music they』re playing!（他們正在演奏多麼優美的音樂啊！）
97. How quickly time flies!（時間飛逝得多麼快啊！）
98. What an excellent idea you』re got!（你有一個多麼出色的主意啊！）
99. What a dear little child he is!（他是一個多麼可愛的小孩啊！）
100. He is telling us an interesting story.（他正在給我們講一個有趣的故事。）
101. We are having a holiday today.（今天我們正在度假。）
102. What are you doing these days?（這幾天你正在做什麼？）
103. You are speaking so quickly, I can』t understand you.（你這么快地講著，我沒能搞懂你。）
104. Jane』s studying in our school this term. She is preparing her lessons now.（這學期珍妮在我們學校學習。她現在正在准備功課。）
105. Can I use your dictionary for a moment? I』m sorry, but I am using it now.（我能用一下你的詞典嗎？很抱歉，我現在正在用。）
106. They are doing their best to finish the work in time.（他們正在努力及時完成這項工作。）
107. She is speaking.（她正在講話。）
108. The children are singing.（孩子們正在唱歌。）
109. I am listening to the radio.（我正在聽無線電。）
110. My brother is writing.（我兄弟正在寫字。）
111. We are preparing our lesson.（我們正在准備功課。）
112. Our teachers are having a meeting.（我們的老師正在開會。）
113. The dog is running very fast.（狗正在非常快地跑著。）
114. Your sister is looking for her pen.（你的姐妹正在找她的鋼筆。）
115. see a map on the wall.（我看見牆上的一張地圖。）
116. My father works in a factory.（我的父親在工廠工作。）
117. The pupils often play games in the playground.（學生們經常在操場上玩游戲。）
118. Tom and his sister often clean the room together in the morning.（湯姆和他的妹妹經常在早晨打掃房間。）
119. She studies politics, Chinese and other subjects.（她學習政治、語文和其他課目。）
120. The boys pass by the bookstore every day on their way to school.（孩子們每天在上學路上經過書店。）
121. My brother and I wash our clothes every day.（我兄弟和我每天洗我們的衣服。）
122. Our parents usually go to work at seven.（我們的父母通常在七點鍾去上班。）
123. Birds fly south in winter.（鳥在冬天飛往南方）
124. Mary lives in New York.（瑪麗住在紐約。）
125. We always get up early.（我們總是起床很早。）
126. He usually goes to bed at nine.（他通常九點上床。）
127. It often rains in spring.（天天常常下雨。）
128. I sometimes go to the park.（我有時去公園。）
129. She seldom comes late.（她不常遲到。）
130. Li-li never tells a lie.（麗麗從不撒謊。）
131. I often go to the cinema.（我常常去電影院。）
132. He seldom forgets to do his homework.（他不常忘記做回家作業。）
133. The boy usually goes to school at 7.30.（那男孩通常七點半去上學。）
134. She never talks to her teacher that way.（她從不以那種方式跟老師談話。）
135. He usually studies in the reading-room.（他通常在閱覽室里學習。）
136. We always listen to the radio at 8.00 p. m.（我們總是在上午八點聽無線電。）
137. John sometimes watches television in the evening.（約翰有時在晚上看電視。）
138. Wang Fang never comes to school late.（王芳來上學從不遲到。）
139. They are always busy.（他們總是很忙。）
140. I don』t usually take a bath at noon.（我通常不在中午洗澡。）
141. Do you often work so late?（你常常工作得這么晚嗎？）
142. This is sometimes true.（這有時是真實的。）
143. We can seldom do it without his help.（沒有他的幫助，我們很少能做到。）
144. It is not going to be cold next month.（下個月不會馬上很冷。）
145. He is always ready to help people.（他總是助人為樂。）
146. You must never do it again.（你千萬不能再做這件事。）
147. She is seldom late for school.（她上學不常遲到。）
148. Do you often read the newspaper after supper.（你常常在晚飯後看報嗎？）
149. Tom doesn』t usually wake up so early.（湯姆通常不醒得這么早。）
150. Mary can sometimes choose the right thing.（瑪麗有時會選擇正確的事情。）
151. Does he usually have breakfast at six?（他通常在六點鍾吃早飯嗎？）
152. The boys are seldom absent from school.（男生們不常缺課。）
153.Now I am reading the newspaper.（現在我正在看報紙。）
154. We are not going to play basket-ball after school.（我們不打算放學後打籃球。）
155. The workers are building a big ship these days.（這幾天工人們正在造一條大船。）
156. The pupils are visiting a photo show now.（學生們現在正在參觀攝影展覽。）
157. We often play basket-ball with Class Three.（我們常常與三班打籃球。）
158. Wang Ling does a lot of housework every evening, but today he is helping his brother with his lessons.（王林每天晚上做許多家務，但今天正在幫助弟弟溫習功課。）
159. I am going to study French next year.（我打算明年學法語。）
160. I am going to read the book this morning.（我打算今晚看這本書。）
161. She is going to help her classmate later.（她打算最近幫助她的同學。）
162. It is going to snow very soon.（過不了多久就要下雪了。）
163. We are going to go to Peking the day after tomorrow.（我們打算後天去北京。）
164. You are going to be middle school pupils next autumn.（你們明年秋季就要成為中學生了。）
165. They are going to visit the museum next week.（他們准備下星期參觀博物館。）
166. They are not going to stay here.（他們不打算住在那裡。）
167. She is not going to mend her shoes.（她不打算補自己的鞋。）
168. You are not going to have an English lesson tomorrow.（你們沒計劃明天上英語課。）
169. I am not going to watch TV today.（我不打算今天看電視。）
170. You are not going to see the film next Sunday.（你們不打算下星期天看這部電影。）
171. He is not going to write to his father tonight.（他不打算今晚寫信給他父親。）
172. I shall be at middle school next year.（明年我將要讀中學。）
173. You will hear the news tonight.（今夜你將會聽到這條消息。）
174. He will tell it to you the day after tomorrow.（他將會在後天把這件事告訴你。）
175. She will play volley ball after school.（放學後她要打排球。）
176. It will be cold tomorrow.（明天要冷了。）
177. The baby will be able to walk soon.（這嬰兒不久就能走路了。）
178. We shan』t be middle school pupils next year.（我們不會在明年成為中學生的。）
179. She won』t read the book this evening.（她今晚不會看這本書。）
180. They won』t see the film this week.（他們這星期不會去看這部電影。）
181. You won』t hear from him tonight.（你不會在今夜收到他的信。）
182. I shan』t be sixteen until early next month.（我到下個月月初才十六歲。）
183. They won』t be able to come this evening.（他們今晚不能夠來了。）
184. There will be a football match next Sunday.（下星期天將有一場足球賽。）
185. There will be more new machines in the workshop.（車間里將有更多的新機器。）
186. There won』t be any rain next few days.（過幾天不會下雨。）
187. There will be several new film on next season.（下個季度會有幾部新影片。）
188. We don』t go to school on Sunday.（我們星期天不上學。）
189. He does his homework in the evening.（他在晚上做回家作業。）
190. I first met him on a spring evening.（春天的一個晚上我第一次遇見他。）
191. My sister usually gets up at six o』clock.（我姐姐通常在六點鍾起床。）
192. Her father lived in Tientsin at that time.（那時他父親住在天津。）
193. We have dinner at a quarter to twelve.（我們十一點三刻吃飯。）
194. I left for Peking on September 11.（我是九月十一日赴北京的。）
195. Chang Hua is going to stay here next month.（張華打算下個月在這兒呆著。）
196. We are learning Lesson Ten this week.（這星期我們正在學第十課。）
197. She often works at night.（她常常在夜裡工作。）
198. She worked late last night.（她昨夜工作得很晚。）
199. They went to the park the day before yesterday.（前天他們去過公園。）
200. It will be very hot next month.（下個月將會很熱。）

100個給100分，300個給300分，200個為何只有150分？開玩笑的。只要能幫到你，給個5分就行了。

❹ 英語翻譯 帶翻譯,短一些!

The students were having their chemistry(化學）class.Miss Li was telling the students what water was like.After that,she asked her students,"What's water?"No one spoke for a few minutes.Miss Li asked again,"Why don't you answer my question?Didn't I tell ou what water is like?"
Just then a student put up his hand and said,"Miss Li,you told us that water has no color and no smell.However,where to find such kind of water?The water in the river behind my house is always black and it has a bad smell."Most of the students agreed with him.
"I'm sorry,children."said the teacher,"Our water is getting dirtier and dirtier.That's a problem."
Choose the best answer:
1.What were the students doing?
A.They were having an English class.
B.They were having a Chinese class.
C.They were having a chemistry class.
D.They were having a math class.
2.Miss Li was telling the students( )
A.what water was like
B.what air was like
C.what earth was liak
D.what weather was like
3.What colos was the water in the river behind the student's house?
A.It was white
B.It was black
C.It was clean
D.It was clear
4.Most of the children ( )the student
A.agreed with
B.wrote to
C.heard from
D.sent for
5.Why did the water in the river have color?
A.Because it was getting more ande more
B.Because it was getting less and less
C.Because it was getting cleaner and cleaner
D.Because it was getting dirtier and dirtier
學生們正在上化學課.李老師正在告訴他們水是什麼樣子的.然後,她問他的學生們,什麼是水?一時間沒有人說話.李老師又問了一遍,為什麼你們不回答我的問題?難道我沒有告訴你們水是什麼樣的么?
然後又一個學生舉起了手說,李老師,你告訴我們水是無色無味的,然而,上哪去找這樣的水呢?我家門前江里的水總是黑的還有一股難聞的味道.許多學生都同意她的說法.
對不起,孩子們.老師說,我們的水正在變得越來越臟.那的確是個問題

❺ bbc一分鍾英語短新聞加中文翻譯

BBC英語新聞及翻譯

The Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi has rejected an accusation made by President Trump that Beijing is interfering in November's US congressional elections. Mr. Trump told the UN Security Council that Beijing didn't want his republican party to win because his administration was challenging China on trade.

中國外交部部長王毅駁回了特朗普的指控。特朗普說中國政府要干預美國11月的中期選舉。特朗普在聯合國安理會上發言時表示，中國政府不希望特朗普所在的共和黨獲勝，因為特朗普政府向中國發起了貿易戰

Speaking afterwards at the press conference, Mr. Trump added that Beijing was wary of his powerful intellect. If you look at Mr. Pillsbury, the leading authority on China, he was on a good show - I won't mention the name of the show - recently.

在隨後的新聞發布會上，特朗普又說，中國政府忌憚特朗普強大的腦力。如果大家對皮爾斯伯里有所關注的話，就會知道他是我們對中國戰略頭號機構的負責人。他最近上演了一出好戲--我不會點名道姓地說是什麼好戲

And he was saying that China has total respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trump's very very large a brain. He said without Donald Trump, they don't know what to do.

他說中國對特朗普和特朗普大大的腦袋佩服地五體投地。他說，如果沒有唐納德 特朗普(Donald Trump)，他們就不知道該怎麼辦了

President Trump has said that he doesn't have a time frame for North Korea to dispose of its nuclear weapons. He made the comments after his Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said he planned to visit Pyongyang next month.

特朗普總統表示自己對於朝鮮無核化進程沒有時間框架。這番話是在國務卿邁克 蓬佩奧(Mike Pompeo)說他計劃下個月出訪朝鮮後做出的

The International Monetary Fund has agreed to speed up a batch of emergency loans to Argentina and provide a bigger lout than initially planned. The IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde said it was the largest ever program of payments put together by the IMF.

國際貨幣基金組織同意加速一批給阿根廷的緊急貸款，提供比之前計劃更大力度的緊急救助。該組織的常務董事克里斯蒂娜 拉加德(Christine Lagarde)表示，這是國際貨幣基金組織有史以來最大的支出項目

(5)短英語翻譯擴展閱讀：

BBC介紹

英國廣播公司成立於1922年，總部位於英國倫敦，是英國最大的新聞廣播機構，也是世界最大的新聞廣播機構之一，負責傳播世界各地的新聞消息，是溝通世界各地的媒介，獲得許多榮譽。

網路――英國廣播公司

❻ 英語翻譯 要簡短的

新年了,給你一些我們常說的英語祝福語吧.
財源廣進： may a river of gold flow into your pocket一帆風順： wish you every success名列前茅： always come first inexaminations鵬程萬里： have a bright future風調雨順： timely wind and rainbring good harvest國泰民安： wish our countryflourishes and people live in peace
生意興隆： wish your business success大吉大利： wish you good fortune and every success蛇馬精神： may you be as energetic as a dragon and a horse恭喜發財： may prosperity be with you年年有餘： may you always get more than you wish for新年新氣象： as the New Year begins, let us also start a new萬事如意： hope everything goes your way歲歲平安： may you start safe and sound all year round

❼ 英語很短很短很短的帶翻譯的

很短很短很短的
Very, very, very short

❽ 英語小笑話，越短越好，帶翻譯

1、Goldfish金魚
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦？
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！
2、 The Revenge 欺騙的代價
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With alow voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmerJones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson:"But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jonesonce cheated me in a horse deal!"
老農約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：「我死後，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。」 妻子說：「不，在你死後，我不能嫁給任何人。」 約翰遜：「但我希望你這么做。」 妻子：「為什麼？」 約翰遜：「因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。」
3、I think that I'm a chicken 我想我是一隻雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服？
病人：我認為我是一隻雞。
精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的？
病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始。

4、How do I get the gum out我怎麼把口香糖取出來
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keeptheir ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed upto her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum outfrom my ears?"
當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。飛機著陸後，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：「 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裡面取出來呢？」
5、 Where Am I 我在哪兒
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw afarmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer,"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmerlooked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
一個英國人在鄉下開車時迷了路，他看見一個農民正在附近的地里幹活。於是他就把車開過去問那位農民：「勞駕，您能告訴我我現在這是在哪兒嗎？」 「可以。」農夫奇怪地看了看他，然後說道：「你現在在你的車子里，先生。」
6、Chiefis at the wedding 長官在婚禮上
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.
"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer."I'm going to put you injail until the chief gets back."
"But ,officer, I …."
"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Youare lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a goodmood when he gets back."
"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm thegroom."

大街上的一個超速駕駛者被警察攔住了。「但是警官」這個人說道，「我可以解釋的」。「保持安靜」，警察突然說道。「我將把你送往監獄，直到長官回來。「但是，警察，我，，，」。「我說過了保持安靜，你要到監獄了。」幾小時後，警察向監獄里看了看說道「算你運氣好，因為我們的長官正在他女兒的婚禮上。他將帶著一個愉快的心情回來的。」 「你確定」在牢房裡的這個人說道。「我就是新郎呀」。
7、Who Is the Laziest 誰最懶
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you aquestion. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing andwriting, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
8、TwoBirds 兩只鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now whocan tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside theswallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請說說看。學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

❾ 英語小笑話（帶翻譯）短些

1、Warning
,.

"warn"himthatwewouldbecoming.

Whenwearrivedatthedorm,however,."Forgotwewerecoming,didn『tyou?"Iteased.

"Areyoukidding?"hereplied,"?"

提醒

我們的兒子是密歇根州阿爾馬大學的新生，開學幾個星期之後，我和丈夫決定去看看他。我特意提前給他打電話，「提醒」他我們將光臨。

但是當我們來到宿舍時，他的房間凌亂不堪，我非常吃驚。「忘了我們要來，是吧?」我取笑他。

「開什麼玩笑?「，他回答說，「要不我憑什麼費神打掃?」

2、GroundRules

.

,hesaid,",

soIdon『.Ido,however,『restillrunning."

基本原則

位於吉拉多海角的密蘇里東南州立大學有一位我非常喜歡的老師，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在對一個新生班級講解他的基本原則時，

他說：「我知道我的講課可能經常會枯燥乏味，了無生趣，所以如果你們在上課時看錶我並不介意。

不過我堅決反對你們將表在課桌上猛敲看它們是不是還在走。」

3、After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV,

"Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?"

After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

晚飯後，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：「寶貝，去看看廚房裡的燈是不是還開著呢？」 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：「媽，廚房裡太黑了，我根本就看不見。」

4、Young hopeful：「Father，what is a traitor in politics，Father（aveteranpolitician）：「A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．」

Young hopeful：「Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？」 Father：「A convert，my son．」

有希望的青年人：「父親，什麼叫政治叛徒？」 父親（一位老資格的政治家）：「叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。」

有希望的青年人：「那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什麼呢？」 父親：「叫改變信仰者。我的兒子。」

5、I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy (of enjoying) the fresh air and calmness of the morning.

This is indeed a quite regrettable thing.To rise early is a good habit (which) we should cultivate. Why? Because the best time when we can pursue our studies is in the morning.

In addition, early rising is also good to our health. I hope that everybody our knows the reason why we must rise early.

我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。他們永不會有機會來享受早晨的新鮮空氣和寧靜。

這真是一件 發令人遺憾的事情。早起是我們應該養成的一種良好習慣。為什麼？因為早晨是我們從事學業的大好時間。

再者，早起對我們健康也有益處。我希望每個人應該知道我們必須早起的理由。