英語情景劇兩人視頻
㈠ 急求英語5分鍾小話劇！！！！！！！！中英都有！！兩人的
句翻譯課jkfkyfg7u今年
㈡ 求用於二人表演的英語短劇
英語短劇
第一場 上課中
Scene I In Class
師:同學們好!現在開始上課!上次的考試成績出來了,現在我念一下:小靜分數最高,99分,乖,下次要繼續努力!大熊也有進步,96分;小強也不錯,92分!康夫!過來!你考的什麼?又不及格,59.5分!你什麼時候才能超過六十呀?下午還要考試,看你能考幾分?
Teacher: Good morning, girls and boys. Now class begins! The scores of last exam are in my hand. I am reading now. Xiaojing is highest, 99. So smart, you should continue working hard.Daxiong, you got some progress, 96. Xiaoqiang is also not bad, 92! Konfu! Come on! What did you do? You lost again, 59.5! When would you pass the 60 scores? We will exam again this afternoon. How many scores could you get?
康:老師,對不起!我也不想這樣的!
Konfu: Sorry Sir. I don\'t like so.
師:下課了,希望大家都能夠努力學習,不要學習康夫.
Teacher: Class is over. I hope everybody should work hard and don\'t learn from Konfu.
靜:康夫,我以後再也不理你了,你每次都不及格!
Xiaojing: Konfu, I won\'t be with you again. You are loser every time.
強,熊:小靜,跟我們走吧,別理康夫了!
Xiaoqiang and Daxiong: Xiaojing, let\'s go. Don\'t play with Konfu again!
康:不要啊,小靜,我下次一定考好,你不要不理我呀!我好可憐!
Konfu: Please, Xiaojing. I will be better next time. Please don\'t leave me. I am so piteous.
第二場 家中
Scene II At Home
叮當:康夫,你回來啦!!!
Dingdang: Konfu, you are home!!!
康:叮當,你幫幫我呀!我考試不及格,老師同學們都笑話我,你說我該怎麼辦呀!下午又要考試了,你有沒有什麼好東西,給我用一用,讓我考出個好成績,要不然小靜她就再也不理我了!!
Konfu: Dingdang,you should help me! I didn\'t pass the Exam. The teacher and my classmates all joked me. Please tell me what should I do! This afternoon, we will examin again! Do you have something for me, which could help me get good points? Otherwise, Xiaojing will leave me, forever. Understand!
叮當:不
Dingdang: No way!
叮當:不行不行,這是做壞事,不能幫的!
Dingdang: No, no. It is not good for you. I couldn\'t help you.
康:叮當,我求求你了還不行嗎?你要是不幫我,我就不活了!
Konfu: Dingdang, I beg you. Please.... If you don\'t help me , I will be in hell.
叮當:好吧好吧,我幫你就是了!給你!這是記憶麵包!把它蓋在書面上,吃了它,你就能記住所有你想記住的!
Dingdang: Ok, Ok. I will help you. Get it. This is Memory Bread. Cover it on the book.Then eat out it. In this way, you could remember what you want!
康:這么神奇?可是我不會的那麼多,一片哪印的完呀?
Konfu: So magic! But there is so much I don\'t know. How can I cover all by one piece?
叮當:不用擔心,我這里多著呢!
Dingdang: Don\'t worry. I have more.
康:叮當,你真是太好了!我太愛你了!
Konfu: Dingdang, you are so great! I love you so much!
叮當:快吃吧,我幫你印!
Dingdang: Hurry up. I am helping you to print.
康:這個要印,這個也要印!好飽呀,我快吃不下了!
Konfu: This should be printed. And that one! Oh, I am so full and I can nearly eat it.
叮當:不行,必須吃,不然又考不好了!
Dingdang: Please. You should do it. Otherwise you won\'t be better in the exam again.
康:我的肚子好脹呀,我要去學校了,我走了,拜拜!
Konfu: My stomach was filled greatly. I have to go school. Bye-bye.
叮當:再見,祝你考個好成績!
Dingdang: Bye-bye. Good luck for you.
第三場 考試中
Scene III During exam
師:同學們好,現在准備考試!而且我們將現場改卷!准備好了嗎?
Teacher: Good afternoon, girls and boys. Now we are preparing the exam. And we will check the paper at the same time. Are you ready!
學生:好了!
Student: Ok
大熊:這次最差的肯定又是康夫!
Daxiong: This time, the last one must be Konfu again.
小強:肯定的,那還用說!
Xiaoqiang: Sure, of course.
靜:康夫,你到底是怎麼回事呀?
Jing: Konfu, what\'s the matter?
康:小靜,你要相信我.哼,這次我一定會考我們班第一的!
Konfu: Xiaojing, you must believe me. Uh, this time I must be number one in our class.
學生:怎麼可能?笑死人了!
Students: Impossible! You are just cutting a joke.
師:好了,卷子你們都拿到了,開始答題吧!
Teacher: OK. Now you all have the paper. Just begin!
師:時間到了,准備交卷吧.
Teacher: Time is over, and please hand in your paper.
第四場 公布分數
Scene IV On Scores
師:現在我要念分數了!我們班最高分是.....這是我沒有想到的,當然作為老師,我感到很高興:康夫,100分!
Teacher: Now I am reading your scores! The highest is.... Oh, it is over my head. But, of course, I feel so great as a teacher. Konfu, 100.
學生:不可能吧,他怎麼會考100呢?
Students: Impossible! He can get 100 scores!
康:我說我可以考第一,你們不信??
Konfu:I already said I would be number one. But why did you not believe me!!
小靜:康夫,你真厲害,我太喜歡你了!
XiaoJing:Konfu,you are so smart, and I like you so much
㈢ 急求一個兩人表演的英語話劇劇本，謝謝！
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
MA: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
MA: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
MA: Money?(對視)
M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)
㈣ 兩人的英語話劇
英文小話劇《金斧子 銀斧子》劇本 http://hi..com/hmfriend2008/blog/item/a7f5022c230d5f32349bf7b8.html 這個不錯，你看看吧
㈤ 經典英語話劇劇本兩人的
英語小品劇本 -- 孫悟空vs豬八戒
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let』s have a rest.
唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那裡再休息吧。
I am fine. Let』s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。
唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從
東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?
老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續哭泣）
Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……
唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。
老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。
Master, please save my daughter, save my family…
唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什麼事慢慢說。
Don』t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一隻豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正
准備把女兒送出去逃避
Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.
唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。
Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.
老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著
別出來了吧。
Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You』d better keep away tonight.
悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什麼事，都不
用管。
What? Is the spirit really so strong? I』d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don』t come out no matter what happens.
這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鑽。悟空鎮定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間裡面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門後，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴裡大喊：小娘子，我來了。
Darling, here I am.
站在台上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋裡看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什麼羞呀！。
Darling, don』t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.
豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的
模樣。
八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。
Darling, don』t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.
From: http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4961.html
㈥ 急求兩人英語短劇~
The Gifts （禮物）－英語劇本
Mon.：
Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn』t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim』s gold watch, which has been his father』s and his grandfather』s. The other is Della』s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I-- I--- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—「Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds」)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You--?
D: Jim. Don』t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn』t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don』t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say 「Merry Christmas!」 Jim, and let』s be happy.
J: You』ve cut off your hair?
D: I』ve cut it off and sold it. It』s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It』s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don』t make any mistake about me. I don』t think there』s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don』t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I』ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn』t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You』ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let』s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They』re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let』s have our supper.
㈦ 雙人英語短劇
三個懶漢 The Three Lazy Ones
A king had three sons whom he loved equally well， and he did not know which of them to appoint as king following his own death.
When the time came for him to die he called them to his bed and said， 「Dear children， I have thought of something that I will reveal to you. The one of you is the laziest shall become king after me.」
The oldest one said， 「Father， then the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that whenever I lie down to sleep， and a drop falls into my eyes， I will not even close them so that I can fall asleep.」
The second one said， 「Father， the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself， I would rather let my heels burn up than to pull my legs back.」
The third one said， 「Father， the kingdom is mine， for I am so lazy that if I were going to be hanged and already had the rope around my neck， and someone put into my hand a sharp knife with which to cut the rope， I would let myself be hanged rather than to lift my hand up to the rope.」
When the father heard this he said， 「You have taken it the farthest and shall be king.」
在一個遙遠的地方，有一個國王，他有三個兒子，對每一個兒子他都非常喜愛，他不知道自己死後應該把王位傳給他們三個中的哪一個。所以，當他快要死的時候，就把他們叫到身邊說：「親愛的孩子們，在我死後，你們三個中誰最懶，誰就繼承我的王位。」老大說：「既然這樣，這王位就是我的，因為我是最懶的兒子，當我躺下睡覺時，有任何東西落到我的眼睛裡，我也懶得去擦掉，即使不能把眼睛閉上，我仍然會繼續睡覺。」二兒子說：「爸爸，王位應該傳給我，因為我是最懶的兒子。當我坐在火邊取暖的時候，就是火燃到我的腳趾，我也懶得把腿收回來。」第三個兒子說：「爸爸，這王位是我的，因為我是你最懶的兒子，如果我就要被吊起來，繩子已經套在了脖子上，有人把一把鋒利的小刀塞在我手裡，要我切斷繩子，我寧願被吊起來也懶得抬起手把繩子割斷。」父親聽到這里說道：「你是最合適的人選，你應該繼承王位。」
㈧ 求一個兩人英語短劇,三分鍾左右,要搞笑點兒的,謝謝了.所有的分都上了,么么噠.
Characters:
旁白, Xiaofu, Dabao
旁白: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act I
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here』s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What』s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It』s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don』t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I』m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let』s go!
Act II
旁白: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let』s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It』s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you……
Dabao: Married? I 『m not married; I』m still single.
Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month?
Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.
Xioafu: Your receipt, please.
Dabao: (shows the receipt )
Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.
Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are.
Dabao: Thank you. It is my ty. I』m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.
Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country』s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!
Dabao: Let』s do it together! . It』s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more.
Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century!
Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era!
X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye.
D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you?
Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband?
Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o』clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok?
Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves)
Dabao, See you tomorrow.
Dabao: Hope to see you everyday.
The End
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英語小品劇本 -- 孫悟空vs豬八戒An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let』s have a rest.唐僧：沒關系，前面不遠就有人家了，到了那裡再休息吧。 I am fine. Let』s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔細地攙扶唐僧繼續行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。悟空：師傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從
東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。老媽：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女兒，救救我們一家啊。 Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什麼事慢慢說。Don』t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這里有一隻豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都斗不過它，現在正
准備把女兒送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上你們。Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天你們就躲著
別出來了吧。Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You』d better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有這么厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他一會。待會你們只管躲起來，外面發生什麼事，都不
用管。What? Is the spirit really so strong? I』d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don』t come out no matter what happens.這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭一家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鑽。悟空鎮定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間裡面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門後，露出一段紅袖子。豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴裡大喊：小娘子，我來了。Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋裡看去，見露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什麼羞呀！。Darling, don』t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的
模樣。八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得丑，但本領高強，一定會讓你過上好日子的。Darling, don』t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy. 小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。 八戒：小娘子，你高興的時候幹嘛要像猴子一樣？Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?小娘子：我一高興就覺得癢，所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高興就好，高興就好。我們快入洞房吧。Fine, let』s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子裡面鑽。小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力氣啊，幹嘛把我拉出來啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful?小娘子：夫君，你這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去你家裡吧。Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We』d better go to your home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。Go to my house？OK. that』s a great idea. Let』s go.兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。小女子：我一個弱女子，哪裡能走這么遠？夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?八戒：背你？好，好，好。誰讓你是我的媳婦呢？Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發了。Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒頭上一點）：走吧，獃子。Okay. Let』s go.音樂響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背
上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。 八戒：小娘子，你怎麼這么重啊？Darling, why are you so heavy? 小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。Yes, I do. I do. 繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之後，
靈活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的樣子，再做出摔疼了的樣子在那裡呻吟。
八戒聽到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。八戒：娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎麼看不見你了？Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?小女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子）：夫君，我在這里呢。Honey, I am here.八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎麼摔到高的地方去了？Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子：還不是你這獃子害的。That's your fault. 八戒：對不起，娘子。對不起，娘子。Sorry, darling. I』m very sorry.小女子：看你這么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let』s have a rest.八戒：太好了。 我們就休息一下吧！ Have a rest? That』s a good idea. Let』s have a rest. 八戒聽了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細地打量他。小女子（撒嬌地）：夫君，你是哪裡的神仙，我都還不知道，怎麼能嫁給你呢？你可要告訴我。Honey, how can I marry you? I don』t even know where you come from. You must tell me
the truth first.八戒：唉，別提了，想當年我本是天上的天篷元帥，上天入地，八面威風。只因冒犯了嫦娥，
被玉帝貶下凡塵，錯投了豬胎，長成這般模樣。Alas! Don』t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the
world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig.
That』s why I am so ugly.小女子：虧你長得這么丑，還敢出來見人。 You look too ugly to meet people.八戒：本來我也不想出來，只是南海觀音點化我，叫我在這里等候前往西天的取經人。等了這么久，
也不見，便出來逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，還管它什麼西天取經呢？（八戒高興地過
去想拉小女子的手）I didn』t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It』s lucky to meet you here. 小女子（把手甩開）：你說自己是天上的神仙，怎麼連我都背不動，真讓人難以相信。You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can』t you carry me? It』s
impossible!八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你幹嘛不信呢你。I am really the immortal. Why don』t you believe me?小女子：那你拿出點本事來瞧瞧。 Show me some gongfu then.八戒：好，讓我露兩手來給你看看。OK, let me show you my gongfu. 從石頭後拿出釘鈀，舞了起來。小女子暗暗點頭。當八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時，被小女子一把
抓住，往石山後面一拖，八戒被拖了過去。八戒：娘子，你怎麼這么大的力氣？ Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。Pull me out if you can .八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒有發現拖出來的卻是悟空。悟空一鬆手，八戒摔倒在地。八戒：娘子，你怎麼這么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要開玩笑了。 How could you let me fall down? Don』t kid any longer.
悟空大笑：獃子，看看我是誰！ You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?
八戒一看，嚇得跳起來：齊天大聖，我的媽呀。 My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒轉身想跑，被悟空攔住，兩人打了起來，八戒不是對手，被悟空壓住，不能動彈。
悟空：獃子，你可還敢在這里害人不成？You silly! Dare you harm others any more?八戒：不敢了，不敢了。 No, I dare not!
悟空： 你可還敢在這里娶媳婦？Dare you wive yet?
八戒：不敢了。大聖爺爺饒我。 No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空：量你也不敢。 I bet you dare not. 悟空放開，八戒轉身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空：獃子，想往哪裡去？ You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答應你，不再鬧事了，幹嘛還不放我走？ I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?悟空：獃子，我帶你去見取經人。 You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker. 八戒：什麼？取經人來了？What? Has Tangseng come? 悟空：走吧。Yes. Let's go!
兩人在台上走半圈，來到房前。悟空：師傅，出來吧，這妖怪已經被我降服了。
Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出來，老頭一家還有些戰戰兢兢。
悟空：獃子，還不跪下，見過師傅。 You silly, kneel down to meet your master.八戒忙對著唐僧下跪，口喊師傅。唐僧非常吃驚。Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：徒兒，這是怎麼回事？My prentice, what's up?
悟空：師傅，這是觀世音菩薩特意讓他在此等候陪您上西天取經的。
Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：哦，多謝觀世音菩薩，既然這樣我就收你為徒，賜你法名為 八戒。
I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.
八戒：謝謝師傅（站了起來）。
Thank you, my master!
老頭：恭喜高僧又收神徒。
Congratulations!
唐僧：徒兒們，我們上路吧。（八戒還依依不捨地看著小女子）
Let's go ahead, my prentices.
悟空：八戒，還看什麼呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!
八戒戀戀不舍地走到前面帶路。