開心一刻英語翻譯

『壹』 開心一刻

一個小女孩兒坐在爺爺的腿上，研究他蒼老的臉上的皺紋。當她觸摸這些皺內紋時，她變得異常擔憂，容然後她摸了摸自己的臉，感覺很迷惘。
最後，這個小女孩兒問道：「爺爺，是上帝創造的你么？」（此處原文有誤，me應為you）
「當然，是他，小寶貝，在很久以前（他創造了我）。」爺爺答道。
「是上帝創造的我么？」小女孩兒問道。
「是，是他，不過是在不久之前。」爺爺答道。
「哦，（上帝）這個孩子」小女孩兒說。「他現在做的工作一定比以前做的出色的多了，是么？」

『貳』 英語開心一刻

1.Who discovered America 誰發現了美洲
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : PAPPU!

老師：帕普，去地圖前找到北美洲。

帕普：在這兒！

老師：正確。現在，大家告訴我，誰發現了美洲？

課堂：帕普！

2.Blind Date相親
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

和相親對象呆了一晚上後，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開了。當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說：「有個不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛去世了。」「謝天謝地！」他的約會對象說，「如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！」

3.A POOR MAN!
"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."

"You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game." When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins."

"啊，可憐的人，"善良的老婦人驚嘆道。"腳瘸就夠慘的了，要是眼瞎就更糟了。"
"你說的一點兒沒錯，"那乞丐說。他顯然是乞討老手。"我眼瞎的時候，人們老是給我外幣。"

4. A Second and A Million Dollars 一秒種與一百萬
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second".

一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"上帝說:"一秒鍾."最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鍾."

5.MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶穌

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".

一個竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個喜歡的CD機，他趕緊拿了。就在這個時候他聽到有人說：「耶穌正在看著你。」他照著手電筒看來看去，嘀咕著：「到底是什麼人在說話？」這時，他看到桌子上有些錢，他又拿了。。。那聲音又來了：「耶穌正在看著你。」他躲到一個角落，想找出是誰在說話。結果看到一隻鸚鵡，於是他問鸚鵡：「是你在說話嗎？」鸚鵡承認了。 小賊說：「你叫什麼名字？」「摩西」。小賊說：「什麼人給鳥取這種名字？」鸚鵡回答：「就是那個給他的羅威那犬取名為『耶穌』的那個人啊。」

6.Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

猴子會和跳蚤有什麼不同呢？你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧？

7.
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?

如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是穀物，他肯定會生氣的；而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼，他會更生氣。Corn既可以表示「玉米/穀物」，也有「雞眼」的意思。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

因為snail（蝸牛）的後背上總是背著一所房子，所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說呢？

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.

一看到make faces這個短語，你可千萬別以為是在鍾表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀！因為除了這個意思以外，它還可以從字面上解釋為製造鍾面。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.

怎樣才能不讓夢游者（sleepwalker）夢游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療方法，但如果讓夢游者醒著呢，他的確就不會去夢遊了。

He is really somebody （他真是一個大人物 ）

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。

-- 他真是一個大人物。干什麼的？

-- 墓地守墓人。

還有好多就不一一列出，你可以到http://www.maplesky.net/data/2006/0527/article_2996.htm看看

『叄』 英語開心一刻10字左右急

經典語句
classics words
開心一刻
happy moment
不懂的,可以再問

『肆』 開心一刻 用英語怎麼說

happy moment
literature appreciation
delightful melody

『伍』 開心一刻翻譯成英語

Joyful moment

『陸』 開心一刻（英語笑話）有嗎

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，「發生了什麼事？」
「一個男孩咬了我一口，」伊凡說。
「再見到他你能認出來嗎？」媽媽問。
「他走到哪裡我都能認出他，」伊凡說。「他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。」

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」

『柒』 求翻譯。。

1.英國人周末正式早餐一般吃什麼？
2.為什麼在英格蘭正餐是當天最重要的一頓飯
工作日里內在英格容蘭，大多數家庭早餐經常匆忙的吃一些麵包，牛奶，果汁，茶或咖啡。有些人就是在咖啡店喝點咖啡。但是在周末，事情就完全不一樣了。人們會享用一頓由煎蛋，土豆，培根，番茄，（看不清）和吐司麵包組成的豐盛早餐。
午飯是當天工作的短暫休息時間，也會很簡單。一般不會超過一個小時。大多數人會吃點三明治和水果充當午餐。人們要麼帶著午餐去工作要麼在快餐店解決午餐。
正餐是英格蘭最重要的一餐。大多數家庭會坐下來一起享用這一餐。它要麼午餐豐盛的多，並通常是熱的，有湯，主菜，有時還有甜點。主菜通常有肉，蔬菜和土豆。它是家庭成員坐在餐桌前一起聊著這一天經過的開心一刻。

『捌』 開心一刻的英文怎麼說啊（不是happy hour)

happy moment

『玖』 開心一刻用英語怎麼說

Happy moment .

『拾』 開心一刻：收集5個獲5個以上的英語笑話（包括中文哦）

Frog's Dream

A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.

The teller tells him, 「版 Yes, you are.」權

The frog replies, 「Where? In a bar or at a party?」

The teller says, 「In biology class!」