4人英語話劇劇本帶翻譯
㈠ 4人英語小品劇本
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4人的沒找到 有5人的(帶中文翻譯)
A(衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 E椅子 F新聞記者
B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，請給我些麵包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然後便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了）
A：先生，先生（A看見後，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
A：可……先生……您聽我說……（仍拉著B衣服的後擺）
B：挖，你這人怎麼這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終於隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎麼這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。於是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什麼不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A：對不起，我不知道「錢包」這個單詞怎麼講……
F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拚命點頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了.
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
㈡ 4人 六分鍾 英語幽默短劇(帶中文翻譯)
公園記（四人課堂話劇）
A(衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 E椅子 F新聞記者
B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前。
A：先生，先生，請給我些麵包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然後便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了） A：先生，先生。（A看見後，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了。（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊
A：可„„先生„„您聽我說„„（仍拉著B衣服的後擺）
B：挖，你這人怎麼這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終於隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎麼這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。於是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什麼不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A：對不起，我不知道「錢包」這個單詞怎麼講„„
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F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊。（E傻傻地拚命點頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:Get away,get away,dirty man.
A:Sir,sir!!
B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
A:But....sir....please listen to me.....
B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?
F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......
F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?
E:Yes,yes.
C:Ai,men is so silly.
㈢ 4人英語話劇劇本，三分鍾左右
Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn』 leave much for saving.In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim』s gold watch, which has been his father』s and his grandfather』s. The other is Della』s long beautiful hair.D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.D: I—- I—- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.(At the shop—「Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds」)D: Will you buy my hair?M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.D: Thank you. Bye.M: Bye.Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim』s watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )J: You—–?D: Jim. Don』t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn』t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don』t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say 「Merry Christmas!」 Jim, and let』s be happy.J: You』ve cut off your hair?D: I』ve cut it off and sold it. It』s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It』s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.J: Well , Della. Don』t make any mistake about me. I don』t think there』s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .D: What ?J: Look at it yourself. You 『ll see.D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims–just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.D: Jim, you don』t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I』ve got for you. Can you guess?J: I』m sorry. I won』t guess.D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn』t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You』ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .J: Della, Let』s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They』re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let』s have our supper.禮 物旁白：明天是聖誕節，但是德拉覺得很難過，因為她無錢為她丈夫吉姆買一聖誕禮物，她只有1.87美元，他們一個月只有20美元的收入，那很難再從中省錢了。事實上，德拉和吉姆有兩件讓他們引以為豪的寶貝，一件是吉姆的金錶，那是從他祖父和父親那裡留傳下來的，還有一件是德拉那一頭棕發，又長又美麗。德拉：生活對我來說很困難，雖然我很多個月以前就開始存錢了，我仍然只有1.87美元。德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了頭發去賣掉，那樣我就能得到一些錢去買禮物給吉姆了。（在店門口，寫著「夫人：我們買各種各樣的頭發」）德拉：你買我的頭發嗎？夫人：是的，我們買各式的頭發，把你的帽子脫下來，讓我看一下你的頭發。哦，很美的頭發，很好的發質，20美元，行不行？德拉：好的，但是請你快點把錢給我。夫人：給你，20美元。德拉：謝謝你，再見。夫人：再見。旁白：德拉在街上逛了2個小時，然後她在一家金店止步，進去買了一條金錶鏈。現在德拉正在家裡。德拉：哦，多麼漂亮的金鏈子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手錶很配，當他看到它的時候，一定會很高興的。（突然門打開了，吉姆走了進來）吉姆：你……？德拉：吉姆，不要那樣看著我，我剪了我的頭發並賣了，因為我無法度過一個我不送你聖誕節禮物的聖誕節，吉姆，它會長得很快的，你不會介意的，是不是？我必須這么做，我的頭發長得很快的，這你是知道的，說：「聖誕快樂！」，吉姆，讓我們高興起來。吉姆：你剪了你的頭發？德拉：我剪了頭發並賣了，它被賣掉了，我跟你說它被賣掉了，沒有了！現在是聖誕節前夜，對我好一點，吉姆，那都是為了你。吉姆：哦，德拉，別誤會我，我想我不會因為你剪了頭發而對你的愛就減少了，我知道，那是為了我，看看這個包裹。德拉：什麼？吉姆：你自己看吧！你會明白的。德拉：啊，是梳子！它們就是幾個月前陳列在櫥窗里的那套。吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，鑲珠寶的，那顏色正好配你的發色。德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很貴的，我知道，我一直渴望但卻沒有絲毫的奢望擁有它。現在，它們是我的了，謝謝你，吉姆。吉姆：現在，你知道我為什麼一開始就那麼悲傷了吧。德拉：吉姆，我給你買了一件又美麗又好的禮物，你能猜出來嗎？吉姆：對不起，我不想猜。德拉：看，一條金錶鏈，吉姆，它是不是很可愛？我找遍了整個城才找的，你從現在起可得一天要看一百次時間了。把你的表給我，我想看一下表鏈裝在表上的樣子。吉姆：德拉，讓我們把聖誕禮物收起來珍藏一段時間，它們太好了，但我們現在用不著，我把表賣了。得到了錢才買了這梳子。現在讓我們吃晚飯吧Tags: 4人劇本, 反映生活, 趣味劇本
㈣ 求一部4人的搞笑英語話劇的劇本，最好帶翻譯
可以參考莎士比亞喜劇集
㈤ 英語4人話劇劇本
Class
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Cast
Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes
Kevin: Treats 「skipping classes」 as the principle of university life
Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it
Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes
Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class
Rita: A professional class skipper
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Scene I
(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a ?
Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the 「Business Management」 test today and I was up studying for it till three o』clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o』clock this morning.
Ken: You studied until three o』clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o』clock on yesterday.
Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
Ken: For God』s sake! Don』t you care about next week』s mid-term examination?
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Scene II
(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
Anita: Hey, we』ll have the 「Business Management」 class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don』t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else』s business. You』ll get yourself in trouble. Don』t you know it? ...
Kevin: Anita, don』t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?
Kevin: Two o』clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
Kevin: Well, I』m not. Yet I think we can just the notes from someone else.
Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?
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Scene III
(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.
Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
Rita: Did I? We don』t have any class in the morning but we』re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn』t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?
Rita: I thought you were going to the library.
Anita: You are loopy now because you』ve skipped too, too many classes.
Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!
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Scene IV
(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
Rita: well, you』ll appreciate what I』m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
Ken: What are they?
Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you』ll never pass the course.
Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?
Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don』t believe you can pass it.
Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?
Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
Ken: Why?
Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?
Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
Ken: You are a genius.
Rita: I am just very professional.
Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!
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Scene V
(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)
Kevin: It』s time for the English class. Why are you here?
Ken: I don』t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.
Kevin: Why?
Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.
Kevin: That』s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.
Ken: Ok. Let』s go.
(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)
㈥ 求英語情景劇劇本 6篇都是4個人的
搞不懂你找的什麼劇本，你要找這個劇本的話，你網路看一下有沒有。
㈦ 求4個人左右出演的英語短劇,有中文翻譯的~
推薦美劇 Friends 雖然是6個人,但可以去找4個人為主的,每一集大約20分鍾,還可版以繼續精簡,語言幽默,當然要去權找那些比較健康向上的~~呵呵~
如果需要的話,我這里中英文劇本都有,給個地址我發給你~希望對你有用~
㈧ 四人英語小品帶翻譯簡單明了
龜兔賽跑(Hare and tortoise)
Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （夥伴們，夥伴們，快來看啊！）
The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了。）
Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match? （小兔和烏龜又要比賽了？）
Didn』t the hare lose last year? Why do that again? （小兔不是輸了嗎？怎麼還要比呀？）
Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. （是的，小兔去年輸了，兔媽媽氣得兩天沒吃任何東西。）
Mother hare order them to have a match again this year.
（兔媽媽命令他們今年再比一次。）
Monkey: Oh, so it is. （原來是這樣。）
Together: ( Music)...!
Monkey: Everybody, the match begins. （各就各位，比賽開始了。）
I』m the referee. （我是裁判）
Hare and tortoise, ready? （小兔烏龜，准備好了嗎？）
Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on! （親愛的！親愛的！快過來！）
Have some coffee. （喝些咖啡。）
Hare: Mom, oh, I can』t drink it all. （媽媽，哦，我喝不下了。）
Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. （它可以讓你精精神神的。）
My little dear! Drink it quickly! （親愛的！快點喝了它！）
Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin. （兔媽媽，比賽要開始了。）
Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin. （啊！比賽要開始了。）
Monkey: Please ready, go! （預備，跑！）
Birds: Come on, come on! （加油，加油！）
Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！）
Tortoise will be the winner. （烏龜贏！）
Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft. （我認識這棵樹，是的，草軟軟的。）
I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. （樹下睡覺舒舒服服的。）
This time I won』t sleep. （這次我不會再睡了。）
Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one? （這里有兩條路，這兒？那兒 ？哪條啊？）
Mom, mom, help me, help me! （媽媽，媽媽，幫幫我，幫幫我。）
Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right. （小兔，我告訴你，向右。）
Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you』re here? So fast! （啊！烏龜，你跑到這兒了？這么快！）
Come on, come on! （我得加油了！）
He』s my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way？No! （他是我的對手，我能相信他走右邊嗎？不！）
After I run farther, he will turn to the left, （等我跑遠了，他再往左一拐。）
Then I will lose the match. （那我就要輸了這場比賽。）
Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster! （哦，是的，我應該選走邊，快跑！）
Tortoise: Hare, hare, you』ve gone a wrong way. (小兔，小兔，你跑錯路了。)
Come back, come back. （回來，回來。）
My friends come and help me! （夥伴們，快過來，幫幫我！）
Together: Tortoise, why don』t you run fast? （烏龜，你為什麼不快跑？）
Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time? （哦，烏龜，這次是不是輪到你在樹下睡覺了？）
Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter』s got a wrong way. （兔媽媽，看！你女兒跑錯路了。）
Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there? （哦，天啊，為什麼？她為什麼會去那兒？）
Didn』t you tell her it』s a wrong way? （你沒告訴她那條路是錯的嗎？）
Tortoise: I told her, but she didn』t believe me. （我說了，但是她不相信我。）
She said 「mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn』t believe you.」 （她說「媽媽告訴我對手就是敵人。我不能相信你。」）
Mother hare: Yes, I said that. （我是說過。）
My daughter』s got a wrong way, she can』t win the match. You run please! （我女兒跑錯路了，她不能得冠軍了，你跑吧！）
Tortoise: Mother hare, she』s got the wrong way, it』s unfair to her, I must find her. （兔媽媽，她跑錯路了，這樣對她不公平，所以我必須找到她。）
Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you』re a good boy. （烏龜，你，你是個好孩子，）
The match won』t go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. （比賽不用進行了，因為我的錯誤，我女兒在起跑線上已經輸了。咳！）
Tortoise: Mother hare, it』s not important to win or lose the match. （兔媽媽，誰是冠軍不重要。）
Let』s call her back，OK? （讓我們把她喊回來吧！）
Together: Yes, you are right. OK! （是的，你說的對。）
Hare, hare, come back. Come back. （小兔，小兔，回來。回來)
㈨ 4人的英語短劇本
《賴皮孫子糊塗爺爺》英語話劇P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother. F: Father. K: King -Grandpa. 旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. . 正劇：(P,K出場) P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can』t wait another second. K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don』t worry, I open it right now. (作開電視狀) P: Ha Ha! It』s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高興狀) Oh no! 「The End!」 Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔電視機，作極度氣憤狀) Old King!? (對K吼) K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顧右盼狀) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I』m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充滿自信狀) P：Really! OK! Now, let』s watch Caribbean Pirates! K: Humm, No, it』s unfit for you…… (作猶豫狀) P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don』t keep your promise.（作氣憤欲泣狀） K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作為難狀) But please be quite, I』m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these. P: Don』t tell so much! I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信狀) K：OK. (作舒心，安慰狀) P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高聲喊) K: Xu …….. (作禁聲狀). Remember your promise, young alt man. P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天經地義狀) K: Oh?! You are right（作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾） P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪狀) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let』s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢狀) K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作驚異狀) P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若無其事狀) K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作無奈狀) P: (作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀) Hei! Let』s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意氣風發狀) （M,F攜手進場）: P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前) M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn』t your trick!? (作氣憤狀) P:（作陽痿狀） Mummy, it』s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虛狀，以掩飾內心的恐懼) M: I don』t believe it. (作嚴肅狀) Dad, isn』t really that? (詢問K) K: Yes, of course, I can』t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊) M: Really. I don』t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作懷疑狀) Dear, isn』t you ? F: No, I haven』t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear? M: Yes, really a good suggestion. （P，D作驚恐狀。A：發抖，D：揮汗)（P擋著電視怕被M、F發現，K也為P作掩飾） P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold? K: Yes, I can feel it. (邊揮汗邊說冷) M: No, it』s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold? P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加發抖，一不小心被B看到了電視) M: Pirate, what』s behind you? (疑問狀) P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作驚恐狀) M: Move away .little Pirate! (作氣憤狀) P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂臉作害怕狀) M: Caribbean Pirate! What』s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (氣憤狀) P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降狀) M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad ! K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰線) P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博學狀) M: Dad, don』t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (誠懇狀) K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can』t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中氣不足狀，因為理由不充分) M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑狀) P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (誠懇狀) I won』t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼臉,逗媽媽開心) M: Pick up trick. It doesn』t work this time. (義正言辭狀) P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲傷狀，以引起媽媽的同情) (M不理P) M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It』s the poison in honey. (作嚴肅狀) F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it』s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰狀) M: It』s just what I want to say. (贊同狀 ) F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作徹悟狀) P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can』t bear it. (捂小腹，作難受狀) K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don』t worry! I』ll accompany with you. (作習慣性狀，因為Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管) M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同聲提醒K) K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it』s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄狀) P: Xi, I have been an alt man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨進廁所，作藐視狀，有什麼大不了，不就進個廁所嗎) M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪狀，含有誇獎意) P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕狀，因為從末一個人進廁所) M、F、K: (All 暈倒)