英語四級搞笑翻譯

⑴ 英語四級翻譯有什麼好笑的

好像最高只有三級，或者分高、中、初級。

⑵ 四人英語搞笑故事帶翻譯，最好每句都帶翻譯，跪求啊

1.I had an amusing experience last year. After I had left a small village in the south of France, I drove on to the next town. On the way, a young man waved to me. I stopped and he asked me for a lift. As soon as he had got into the car, I said good morning to him in French and he replied in the same language. Apart from a few words, I do not know any French at all. Neither of us spoke ring the journey. I had nearly reached the town, when the young man suddenly said, very slowly, "Do you speak English?' As I soon learnt, he was English himself!' 
2.The secretary told me that Mr. Harmsworth would see me. I felt very nervous when I went into his office. He did not look up from his desk when I entered. After I had sat down, he said that business was very bad. He told me that the firm could not afford to pay such large salaries. Twenty people had already left. I knew that my turn had come. 
'Mr.Harmsworth,' I said in a weak voice. 
'Don't interrupt,' he said. 
Then he smiled and told me I would receive an extra thousand pounds a year! 
3.After I had had lunch at a village pub, I looked for my bag. I had left it on a chair beside the door and now it wasn't there! As I was looking for it, the landlord came in. 
'Did you have a good meal?" he asked. 
'Yes, thank you,' I answered, 'but I can't pay the bill. I haven't got my bag.' 
The landlord smiled and immediately went out. In a few minutes he returned with my bag and gave it back to me. 
'I'm very sorry,' he said. 'My dog had taken in into the garden. He often does this!'收起

小木lonely2011-09-18

⑶ 搞笑的英語句子翻譯

一、幽默的英語句子
1) Money is not everything. There『s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don『t get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）
11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"現在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
"努力工作不會導致死亡！"不過我不會用自己去證明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
"工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作。
16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
17)When two『s company, three『s the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什麼學來著？
二、勵志的英語句子
1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。
2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson.
如果你失敗了，千萬別忘了汲取教訓。
3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要為那些不願在你身上花費時間的人而浪費你的時間
4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again.
過一種高尚而誠實的生活。當你年老時回想起過去，你就能再一次享受人生。
5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
對於世界而言，你是一個人；但是對於某個人，你是他的整個世界。
6.Never judge people by their appearance.
永遠不要以貌取人。
7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them.
記住：最好的愛存在於對別人的愛勝於對別人的索求之上。
9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it.
舉起你的酒杯吧。不要吝嗇灑上你最好的香水，你想用的時候就享用吧！
10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs.
尋找更多的知識，多讀一些書，坐在你家的前廊里，以贊美的眼光去享受眼前的風景，不要帶上任何功利的想法。
11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
在你想了解別人也想讓別人了解你之前，先完善並了解自己。
12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION.
不要將你的東西為了某一個特別的時刻而預留著，因為你生活的每一天都是那麼特別。
13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為你不知是誰會愛上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail."
俗話說：「能登上金字塔的生物，只有兩種------鷹和蝸牛。」
15.Remember: Whatever happens, happens for a reason.
記住：任何事情的發生都有因有起。
16.It only needs early cultivation to become a power.
只需及早培養，記憶自會成為一種才能。
17.Don't let a little dispute break up a great friendship.
不要讓小小的爭端損毀了一場偉大的友誼。
18. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
愛你的人如果沒有按你所希望的方式來愛你，那並不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛你。
19. Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment; not only about survival.
生活是一串串的快樂時光；我們不僅僅是為了生存而生存。
20.Forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times.
真正的朋友會與你一同度過困難、傷心和煩惱的時刻。
21.Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到夢中人之前，上天也許會安排我們先遇到別的人；在我們終於遇見心儀的人時，便應當心存感激。
22.Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因為結束而哭泣，微笑吧，為你的曾經擁有。
23.However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names.
不論你的生活如何卑賤，你要面對它生活，不要躲避它，更別用惡言咒罵它。
24. The smallest courtesies along the rough roads of life are like the little birds that sing to us all winter long, and make that season of ice and snow more enrable.
在坎坷的生活道路上，最細小的禮貌猶如在漫長的冬天為我們歌唱的小鳥，那歌聲使冰天雪地的寒冷變得較易忍受。
25. When you quarrel with a close friend, talk about the main dish, don't quibble over the appetizers.
當你和你親近的人吵嘴的時候，試著就事論事，不要扯出那些陳芝麻、爛穀子的事。
26."Who shuts love out, in turn shall be shut out from love."
「誰拒愛於門外，也必將被愛拒諸門外。」
27. Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results.
毅力在效果上有時能同天才相比。

⑷ 4人 六分鍾 英語幽默短劇(帶中文翻譯)

公園記（四人課堂話劇）
A(衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 E椅子 F新聞記者
B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前。
A：先生，先生，請給我些麵包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開，讓開。（然後便起身離開，這時他的錢包掉到E上頭了） A：先生，先生。（A看見後，立即拾起，追上了走遠的B）
B：讓開，讓開啊，我沒吃的了，也沒錢了。（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊
A：可„„先生„„您聽我說„„（仍拉著B衣服的後擺）
B：挖，你這人怎麼這么討厭！（還是沒有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會不會覺得剛剛坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~
與此同時A與B還在糾纏，這時E終於隱忍不住爆發了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎麼這么傻啊。
A與B同時回頭，看見了那會說話的椅子E，嚇昏過去了。這一幕恰巧被經過的F看見了。於是F就報道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞記者F，今天我看見了一個奇異的現象，一個椅子說話了，兩個人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個人傻了，我們不鳥他了，下面我采訪一下另一個人吧，請問你為什麼不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A：對不起，我不知道「錢包」這個單詞怎麼講„„
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F：通過這一事件，我們可以認識到，掌握一門外語的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊。（E傻傻地拚命點頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:Get away,get away,dirty man.
A:Sir,sir!!
B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
A:But....sir....please listen to me.....
B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?
F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......
F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?
E:Yes,yes.
C:Ai,men is so silly.

⑸ 求最搞笑的英文正確的翻譯!

有個學來生讓我幫他翻譯自下：
I am walking change no given name,siting change no family name.
我想了半天，才猜到他要表達的是：本人行不更名，坐不更姓
翻譯成這樣，讓人夠寒心的呀

⑹ 爆笑英語翻譯

you me you me 彼此彼此
watch sister表妹
American Chinese not enough 美中不足
heart flower angry open 心花怒放
go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過
People mountain and people sea. 人山人海
seven up eight down 七上八下
love who who 愛誰誰
no three no four不三不四
morning three night four 朝三暮四
red face konw me紅顏知己
wang eight eggs 王八蛋
ten three point 十三點
no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一
play a big knife before Guan Gong 關公面前耍大刀
play an ax before Lu Ban 班門弄斧
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
One car come one car go,two car peng peng, people die.（車禍現場描述）
We two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿！
How are you? How old are you? 怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？
You don't bird me, I don't bird you.你不鳥我，我也不鳥你。
You have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up！
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say,go home!有事起奏，無事退朝。
You give me stop! 你給我站住！
Know is know no know is no know. 知之為知之，不知為不知。
Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse's son can make hole!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條
You have two down son。你有兩下子。
As far as you go to die. 有多遠，死多遠！
I give you face you don't wanna face, you lose you face,I turn my face.
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉.
Want money no,want life one! 要錢不給，要命有一條！
Money or life？要錢還是要命？
Good good study,day day up! 好好學習，天天向上！
You ask me,I ask who？你問我，我去問誰？
We are one home people. 我們是一家人。
You have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有話快說，有屁快放！
You talk like breaking the wind!你說話像放屁一樣!

⑺ 英語搞笑短文帶翻譯

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一個男人在街上被計程車撞倒送進了醫院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫生比你懂得多."

The busis very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.
"Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.
"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.
"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.
公共汽車上很擁擠.一位男士想上車,但是沒有人給他讓路.
"喂,讓我上車!"那位男士喊道.
"車太擠了,你最好坐下一輛"車上的一位乘客對他說.
"但是沒有我你們走不了.我是司機!"那位男士說道.

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：「孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪？」 「在捕鼠夾上，先生。」那小男孩說。 Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見一個牌子仩寫著"學校----慢行".

.A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，千萬別進退休社區。因為那裡人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，「讓小的干吧。」

2.Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

媽媽：弗雷迪，你的臉為什麼那麼紅？

弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止一次打架？

媽媽：你做的對，誰和誰在打架。

弗雷迪：我和傑克·史密斯。
man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一個男人在街上被計程車撞倒送進了醫院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫生比你懂得多."

The busis very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.
"Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.
"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.
"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.
公共汽車上很擁擠.一位男士想上車,但是沒有人給他讓路.
"喂,讓我上車!"那位男士喊道.
"車太擠了,你最好坐下一輛"車上的一位乘客對他說.
"但是沒有我你們走不了.我是司機!"那位男士說道.

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：「孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪？」 「在捕鼠夾上，先生。」那小男孩說。1,Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

兩只鳥

老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？

學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老師：請說說看。

學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

2. The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

魚網

"你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安？" 老師發問道。

"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。" 小女孩回答道。

3. The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老師

9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？" 媽媽問。

"媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。"

4. A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考試

在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。

這個問題是：為什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲？

尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在後。

⑻ 中文搞笑英語翻譯

常見搞笑翻譯如下：

1、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

2、Open water room. 開水間。

3、know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知。

4、American Chinese not enough 美中不足

5、heart flower angry open 心花怒放

6、go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過

7、as far as you go to die 有多遠，死多遠！

8、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條

9、you me you me 彼此彼此

10、seven up eight down 七上八下

11、love who who 愛誰誰

12、no three no four不三不四

13、morning three night four 朝三暮四

14、red face konw me 紅顏知己

15、ten three point 十三點

16、no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一

17、You don』t bird me, I don』t bird you.你不鳥我，我也不鳥你。

18、You ask me,I ask who？你問我，我去問誰？

拓展資料

1、英漢翻譯時不能英漢直譯，以免造成上面的笑話。

2、翻譯是在准確、通順的基礎上，把一種語言信息轉變成另一種語言信息的行為。翻譯是將一種相對陌生的表達方式，轉換成相對熟悉的表達方式的過程。其內容有語言、文字、圖形、符號和視頻翻譯。

⑼ 四六級考試上有哪些奇葩的翻譯

泰山威武雄壯。 The mountain Tai is wow!