小學英語小故事一分鍾

⑴ 1分鍾的英語小故事或小笑話

老媽叫我翻譯!!!(超強爆笑) ！！！
今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什麼意思

老媽：這個「i don』t know.「是什麼意思？

我說：「我不知道」

老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎麼什麼都不知道！！

我說：不是！就是「我不知道」嗎！！

老媽：還嘴硬！！！！$@％!#$^&％#$％@$％@#$％!^％^!^％$^#&..(一頓爆揍)

老媽：你在給我說說這個。「i know.「是什麼意思你該知道吧，給我說說。

我說：是「我知道「

老媽：知道就快說。

我說：就是「我知道「

老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？

我說：就是我知道呀！

老媽：知道你還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$％^@$#!％$@^％#*$^^^##$％(又一頓爆揍)

老媽：你給我小心點，花那麼多錢送你上大學，搞的現在什麼都不會，會那麼一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最後一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下「i know but i don』t want to tell you.「是什麼意思？

我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞牆四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧

這不她老人家又來問我了:「兒啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什麼意思啊~?「

我:「我很煩,別煩我「

老媽:「找打,跟你媽這么說話「(於是被扁)

老媽又問;「i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊「

我說:「我沒聽清,再說一次「

老媽又說了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat「

「我沒聽清,再說一次「

結果被扁

老媽再問:「what do you say 「又怎麼解釋呢「

我說:「你說什麼「(再次被扁)

老媽再問:「look up in the dictionary「是何意啊』

我說:「查字典「

「查字典我還問你做甚「(被扁)

老媽又問:you had better ask some body.怎麼翻呢「

我說:「你最好問別人「

「你是我兒子,我問別人干嗎,又找打.「

「啊!god save me !「

「上帝救救我吧!」

「耍你老媽玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁)

我再問你:「use you head,then think it over,又是什麼意思啊!「

我說:「動動腦子,再仔細想想.「

「臭小子,還敢耍我「接著又要動手

我連忙說:「是世上只有媽媽好的意思」

「嗯,這還差不多,一會我給你做好吃的,明天再問你」、

⑵ 英語小故事，1分鍾左右

一
A man in the fishing by the river, he caught much fish, but every catch fish with a ruler. As long as the big fish than the feet, he threw back into the river.
Bystanders who saw don't understand ground to ask: "other people all want to catch fish, you why fish are thrown back into the river will?"
This man in no hurry to say: "because of my only feet wide, this pot is too big for the fish."
Don't let boundless desires grab yourself, "good enough" is also very good attitude towards life. When people eat in the cafeteria, had the courage of swallowing, it was a horrible sight.
Take yourself enough, not greed, it is also an important practices.
二
One hot summer day a fox was walking through an orchard. He stopped before a bunch of grapes. They were ripe and juicy.

"I'm just feeling thirsty," he thought. So he backed up a few paces, got a running start, jumped up, but could not reach the grapes.

He walked back. One, two, three, he jumped up again, but still, he missed the grapes.

The fox tried again and again, but never succeeded. At last he decided to give it up.

He walked away with his nose in the air, and said「I am sure they are sour.」

●一個炎熱的夏日，狐狸走過一個果園，他停在一大串熟透而多汁的葡萄前。

●狐狸想：「我正口渴呢。」於是他後退了幾步，向前一沖，跳起來，卻無法夠到葡萄。

●狐狸後退又試。一次，兩次，三次，但是都沒有得到葡萄。

●狐狸試了一次又一次，都沒有成功。最後，他決定放棄，他昂起頭,邊走邊說：「葡萄還沒有成熟，我敢肯定它是酸的。」

⑶ 求小學二年級水平的1分鍾英語小故事，帶中文翻譯的。

第一篇
The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鴿子

A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.

Zeal should not outrun discretion.

有隻鴿子口渴得很難受，看見畫板上畫著一個水瓶，以為是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飛過 去，不料一頭碰撞在畫板上，折斷了翅膀，摔在地上，被人輕易地捉住了。

這是說，有些人想急於得到所需的東西，一時沖動，草率從事，就會身遭不幸。

第二篇
Little Robert

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday？"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents

more. But why are you so interested in the old woman？"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」

「我給了一個可憐的老太婆,」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子,」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」

「她是個賣糖果的。」

第三篇
Belling the cat

long ago,there was a big cat in the house.He caught many mice while they were stealing food.

One day the mice bad a meeting to talk about the way to deal with

their common enemy.Some said this,andsome said that.

At last a young mouse got up,and said that he had a good idea.

「We could tie a bell around the neck of the cat.Then when he comes near,we can hear the sound of the bell,and run away.」

Everyone approved of this proposal,but an old wise mouse got up and said,「That is all very well,but who will tie the bell to the cat？」The mice looked at each other,but nobody spoke.

給貓掛鈴鐺

很久以前，房子里有隻大貓。他抓住了許多偷吃糧食的老鼠。一天，老鼠們開會討論對付貓的辦法。有的說這樣，有有的說那樣。最後一隻小老鼠站起來，說他有一個好辦法：我們給貓的脖子上拴一個鈴當，當貓走近的時候，我們就可以聽到鈴聲，就可以逃跑了。每個老鼠都同意這個建議，但是一隻老老鼠站起來說：那誰去給貓戴上鈴當呢？老鼠們你看我，我看你，沒人出聲了。

第四篇
Steps To Happiness

通往幸福的階梯

Everybody Knows:

You can't be all things to all people.

You can't do all things at once.

You can't do all things equally well.

You can't do all things better than everyone else.

Your humanity is showing just like everyone else's.

每個人都知道：

你無法為每個人辦到每件事。

你無法立刻完成所有的事。

你無法把所有的事都做的盡善盡美。

你無法把每件事都做的比別人好，

你只是和其他人一樣。

第五篇
One day,a monkey drove his car near a lake.Sudden,he saw a tiger under a tree.The tiger saw him,too.The tiger ran very fast at the monkey.The monkey was very afraid and he and his car fell into the lake.The monkey couldn't swim and he shouted.A rabbit came and he jumped into the lake.The rabbit swam to the monkey but did not help him.Both of them shouted for help.Luckily,a giraffe came along.He was very tall.He helped the rabbit and the monkey.

一天, 猴子駕駛了他的汽車在lake.Sudden 附近, 他看見一隻老虎在tree.The 老虎之下看見了他, too.The 老虎運行了在monkey.The 猴子非常快速地害怕非常並且他和他的汽車分成lake.The 猴子couldn't 游泳並且他shouted.A 兔子來了並且他跳入lake.The 兔子游泳對猴子但沒有幫助him.Both 他們呼喊為help.Luckily, 長頸鹿來了along.He 是tall.He 非常幫助了兔子和猴子

⑷ 1分鍾英語小故事

Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. But, who was the greatest person in the world? Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. The mouse father went to talk to the sun.「Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world.
Would you marry my daughter?」 「What? I』m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. If he comes out, I』ll be covered.」 The mouse father went to talk to the cloud. 「Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. Would you marry my daughter?」 「What? I』m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. If he comes out, I』ll be blown away.」 The mouse father went to talk to the wind. 「Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.Would you marry my daughter?」 「What? I』m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. If he comes out, I』ll be stopped.」 The mouse father went to talk to the wall. 「Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. Would you marry my daughter?」 「What? I』m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.」 「The greatest person in the world is … mouse?」 「Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, I』ll be bit!」 The mouse father was very happy. He finally knew mouse was the greatest person in the world. He would marry his daughter to the handsome mouse next door.

附中文：很久很久以前，有一個老鼠爸爸，他想要將他的女兒嫁給世界上最偉大的人。但是，誰是世界上最偉大的人呢？啊！是太陽！他一定是世界上最偉大的人。老鼠爸爸就去找太陽說話，哈啰！太陽先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人,你願意娶我的女兒嗎？什麼？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是雲，只要他一出現，我就被遮住了。老鼠爸爸就去找雲，哈啰！雲先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人，你願意娶我的女兒嗎？ 什麼？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是風。只要他一出現，我就被吹的遠遠的。 老鼠爸爸就去找風，哈啰！風先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人， 你願意娶我的女兒嗎？什麼？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的應該是牆，只要他一出現，我就被擋住了。 老鼠爸爸就去找牆，哈啰！牆先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人，你願意娶我的女兒嗎？什麼？我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢！最偉大的其實是你們！是老鼠！ 世界上最偉大的人…是老鼠？沒錯！世界上最偉大的就是老鼠，你看，只要你們一出現，我就被挖洞了！老鼠爸爸好開心！ 他終於知道世界上最偉大的人了，就是老鼠。他決定要將自己的女兒嫁給隔壁英俊的鼠小弟。

⑸ 一分鍾的英語小故事（不要太難）

Belling the cat(系鈴於貓) Long ago, there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice while they were stealing food. One day the mice had a meeting to talk about the way to deal with their common enemy. Some said this, and some said that. At last a young mouse got up, and said that he had a good idea. "We could tie a bell around the neck of the cat. Then when he comes near, we can hear the sound of the bell, and run away." Everyone approved of this proposal, but an old wise mouse got up and said, "That is all very well, but who will tie the bell to the cat?" The mice looked at each other, but nobody spoke. 從前，一所房子裡面有一隻大貓，他抓住了很多偷東西的老鼠。 一天，老鼠在一起開會商量如何對付他們共同的敵人。會上大家各有各的主張，最後，一隻小老鼠站出來說他有一個好主意。 「我們可以在貓的脖子上綁一個鈴鐺，那麼如果他來到附近，我們聽到鈴聲就可以馬上逃跑。」 大家都贊同這個建議，這時一隻聰明的老耗子站出來說：「這的確是個絕妙的主意，但是誰來給貓的脖子上綁鈴鐺呢？」老鼠們面面相覷，誰也沒有說話。 寓意: 有些事情說起來容易，做起來卻很難。

⑹ 有趣的英文小故事，一分鍾左右，速度。。。。

1）Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,「Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?」 「No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.」
湯姆是個小孩， 他才7歲。 當他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了張票進去了。 但沒過兩三分鍾他就出來了，然後買了第二張票又進去了。 幾分鍾後他又出來買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鍾後他又出來買票。 一個女的問她，「你為什麼要買那麼多票啊? 你見到了幾個朋友？" "沒有， 我裡面沒朋友， 但是每當我進門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"
2）A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
【譯文】 一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的一邊他發現一箱好蘋果，他說：「我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。」然後他拿起蘋果，一把扔到土裡去。 他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會兒，然後他說：「今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河。」 他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。 不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。
3）Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：「爸爸，『醉』字是什麼意思？」 「唔，孩子，」父親回答說，「你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。」 「可是，爸爸， 」孩子說，「那兒只有一個警察呀！」
4）Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"

安眠葯
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了一些強力安眠葯。
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了葯，睡得很好，在鬧鍾響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老闆說：「我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。」
「好啊!」老闆吼道，「那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了？」

（這都是幽默的英語短文，如果不夠，歡迎追問）

⑺ 小學生英語小故事 2分鍾左右

The country Maid and Her Milk Can 村姑和牛奶罐 A country maid was walking along with a can of milk upon her head,when she fell into the following train of reflections."The money for which I shall sell this milk will enable me to increase my stock of eggs to three hundred,These eggs,allowing for what may prove addle,and what may be destroyed by vermin,will proce at least two hundred and fifty chickens.The chickens will be fit to carry to market just at the time when poultry is always dear;so that by the new year I cannot fail of having money enough to purchase a new gown.Green-let me consider-yes,green becomes my complexion best .and green it shall be, In this dress I will go to the fair,where all young fellows will strive to have me for a parter;but no-I shall refuse every one of them,and with a disdainful toss turn from them." Transported with this idea,she could not forbear acting with her head the thought that passed in her mind,when down came the can of milk!And all her imaginary happiness vanished in a moment. 一個村姑頭上頂著一罐牛奶在路上行走。走著走著，她的腦子里浮現出一連串的幻想：「我賣了這罐牛奶後，用這筆錢買雞蛋，這樣我有的雞蛋可以增加到300個。用這300個雞蛋孵小雞，這就算有壞的、生蟲的，至少也能孵出250隻小雞。等小雞長大後，正好能趕上賣個好市價；那麼到了新年，我就能有錢買一件新晚裝。買一件綠色的——讓我好好想想——對，綠色與我的膚色最相襯。我穿上這件衣服去趕集，所有的年輕小夥子都會搶著邀請我做舞伴；但是不行——我要輕蔑地把頭一揚，轉身過去不理他們，讓他們人人都碰個釘子。 她想得得意忘形，情不自禁地把頭一揚，剎那間，牛奶罐跌了下來！她幻想的一切幸福瞬間破滅了。