初中英語搞笑話劇劇本
㈠ 初中英語短劇
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㈡ 初中生搞笑英語短劇
說明：中間一小部分非常簡單，怕你急用，就沒翻譯，如有需要，可在線交談。我們剛演過的，效果很好哦！
<<灰姑娘>>劇本英漢對照版：
[旁白]Once there lived a kind and lovely girl. After her father's death, her stepmother became cruel to her.Her two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework.
從前有一位可愛善良的姑娘，她父親很早就去世了。她的繼母經常虐待她，繼母帶來的兩個孩子也經常欺負她，她們把灰姑娘當女擁一樣使喚。
stepmother: Do the laundry and get on with your ties. Clean the floors right away. And what's more,bring me my breakfast.
把這些衣服拿到洗衣房做你的事情。把地板趕快給我擦乾凈。另外，把我的早飯帶來。
stepsister1: Cinderella! Get me my sweater, I feel a little cold.
灰姑娘，把我的衣服拿來，我感到有點冷。
stepsister2: Hurry up! Prepare the carriage for me, hand me my gloves. I'm to be late for my date. You're so, you're always so sluggish.
快點！把馬車給我准備好，遞我手套。我約會要晚了，你總是那麼慢慢騰騰的。
[旁白]One day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party.
國王要讓王子自己選擇心愛的人，為王子舉辦了一個宮廷舞會，邀請城裡所有的姑娘參加 (There was a knock at the door)
【Stepmother】Cinderella ,go and have a look :Who is it?
【Cinderella】 yes.
【Soldier】 Good morning ! I』m the soldier of the palace. Here is an invitation for young girls
【stepmother】（Look at the invitation and cheer）Good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls.
【Stepsister1】 Hooray! I』ll be the queen! 太好了，我要當皇後了！
【Stepsister2】I』ll be the queen!
【stepmother】 Come on. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up!
【Cinderella】Mum, I want to go to the party ,too.
【stepmother】You? Impossible! Do your housework!
【Stepsister1】 Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.
【stepmother】Are you ready? Let』s go.
Cinderella, you mustn』t go to the party. Do your housework first
【Cinderella】Mum ,please……
【Stepsister2】Good night! (Push the Cinderella down)
【Cinderella】（Sadly）I really want to go. What shall I do? Who can help me?
(Cinderella was broken-hearted. At that time, her fairy godmother appeared.)
【Godmother】Don』t be so sad, Poor girl,(自由發揮，要一直不停地邊說邊做（揮舞魔力棒）Believe in me ! You』re the most beautiful girl I』ve seen
(The magic words.) Bibbidi-boddidi-boo
Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!(Cinderella stand up)
(The magic words.)Bibbidi-boddidi-boo
Look at this( oh sorry, mistake) ( twice)
Try again!
【Cinderella]】Oh, it's beautiful! It's like a dream, a wonderful dream!
【Godmother】Go to the party. And the prince will love you at once!
【Cinderella】Thank you , My fairy!(Run away)
【Godmother】(Shout)Remember :on the stroke of twelve, the magic will be broken and everything will be as it was before.
記住，當時鍾敲響到12點的時候，鍾將會打破，一切事情又恢復了從前
(低語)Bless you, my child. Enjoy yourself.
祝福你，我的孩子，玩得開心。
【旁白】At the party, Cinderella danced with the prince all the time.Time passed quickly. All of a sudden, Cinderella caught sight of the clock on the wall. Oh, it is almost twelve o'clock-five to twelve!
舞會上，灰姑娘成了王子唯一選中的舞伴，灰姑娘與王子高興地跳舞，旁人都很羨慕地看著他們，議論他們。時間在美妙的歌舞中過去，牆上的大鍾突然映入灰姑娘的眼裡，差5分鍾12點。
Cinderella: Oh, my goodness!
噢，天啊！
Prince: What's the matter?
什麼事？
Cinderella: It's midnight. It's almost midnight.
午夜了，快到午夜了。
Prince: Yes, so it is.But why?
是的，但又怎樣呢？
Cinderella: Goodbye.
再見。
Prince: No, no,wait, you can't go now.
不，等等，你現在不能走。
Cinderella: Oh, I must, please, I must. 噢，我必須走。
Prince: But why? 但為什麼呢？
Cinderella: goodbye. 再見。
Prince: No, wait, come back. Please come back! I don't even know your name. How will I find you? Wait, please wait! Wait!
不，等等，回來，請回來！我連你的名字都不知道呢。我怎麼能找到你呢？等等，等等，等等！
【Cinderella:】Goodbye. 再見。（跑掉一水晶鞋）
【Prince】 (拿起鞋)Pretty princess! I must find you! Soldiers——
【Soldiers 】coming
【Prince】Take the slipper to every house. You must find the girl for me.
She will be my bride
【旁白】The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe.Whoever the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the princel.No one could put on the shoe, nor could the two step-sisters. When the officials were going to leave, Cinderella appeared and asked to have a try.
第二天，國王命令城中每一位女孩必須史穿玻璃鞋，穿上鞋子最合適的姑娘將成為王子的新娘。但城中沒有一個女孩能穿著合適。最後來到灰姑娘的家中，繼母的女兒們當然也不能穿上那雙玻璃鞋，正當國王的大臣要離開時，灰姑娘出現在樓梯上，她要求試一試鞋。
Cinderella: Please wait! May I try it on?
請等等！我可以試一下嗎？
Stepmother: Oh, pay no attention to her.
噢，別理她。
stepsister1: It's only Cinderella!
她僅僅是灰姑娘！
stepsister2:Impossible.
不可能。
stepsister1: She's out of her mind.
她瘋了。
stepmother: Yes, yes. Just an imaginative child.
是的，是的，只是一個愛想像的孩子。
Duke:Of course, you can have a try, my fair lady.
當然你可以試試，我的女士。
【Soldier】Wonderful! It』s yours! It fits for you very well!
(The prince came in)
【Prince】 Wonderful! Oh, my princess, I love you.
Would you like to go with me and be my queen?
【Cinderella]】I』d love to.
【旁白】Cinderella and the prince held a grand wedding and they led a happy life from then on王子和灰姑娘舉行了盛大的婚禮，幸福地生活。
這樣可以么？
㈢ 搞笑英語話劇劇本
孔雀東南飛
wander severy five miles
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny』s mother(jmforshort)劉母lunch』s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor』sson(msforshort)強盜burglars(a&b)
prologue
(j作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,j被打中,狼狽不堪)
j:everybody says that i』m hen pecked, but in fact,i』m a strong tiger,(小聲)while my
wife is wusong.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)i』m not afraid of you!
(內砸出一臉盆,j接住當成盾牌護著頭) My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i don』t care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
act1
(序幕結束時,jm作竊聽狀)
jm(拄拐棍上):(對門內)Lunch! Lunch! where are you?
l(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):i』m here! what』s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law」.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what』s up?
jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing！ i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done aren』t as valuable as a grandson!
l(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):oh,you want a grandson?(開始解圍裙)go and ask your son. i』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)
act2
(l拿著鍋鏟撥電話)
嘟嘟嘟嘟……
l:Hello,Is that mum!？
lm:Yes,honey,what happened?
l:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
Lm（大聲啊大聲）:see! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen to me！
l：but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:i』m not interrupting you！i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And i』ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor』s son in the market.he said:「if your daughter
haven』t been married,i really really want to marry her!」now you are free again, i 』ll go
and tell him.（掛電話）
l(握著電話，驚愕):what? the mayor』s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(邊走邊道):lunch! lunch! where are my socks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下) er! how smelly!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
jm(上):where』s my breakfast? where』s Lunch?
j:mum, can』t you remember?Lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬禮):yes madam!
act4
(j開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
a:（伸手攔路）stop!
the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上，但踩到了a的腳，a抱腳跳做痛苦狀)
b:if you want to go by this street---
a、b:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角紙幣):is 1mao enough?
(2強盜暈倒狀，接著聚在一邊商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!
b:if we cannot rob any money today,we will have no thing to eat tonight!
a:Hey,i heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry miss liulan next week.we can go and rob the wedding!
b:good idea!
j(驚訝):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it』s impossible!
a&b:why?
j:Lunch is my wife! we haven』t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)Oh!you are going to rob the wedding, don』t you? i』ll go with you. you take the money and i take the bride.
b:have you got any experience?
j:no. but i』ve got this!(j脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)
act5
(轉眼已到婚禮之期．ms意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，l蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(j和三強盜躍至台中)
ab&j:Stop!
a:the road is built by me!
b:and i planted one tree.
j:if you want to go by this street---
ab&j:give us all your money!
(l聽到j的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
l(驚喜萬分):johnny!(飛奔到j的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身後的l，l暈倒)
j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向ms沖去）
(j與ms混戰，操起鍋鏟擊暈ms，將ms胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
j(扶起l，關切地問):honey, how are you?
l(哭狀):i hurt a lot!
j:don』t cry baby.i』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
l(起身去追):wai……wait for me! (跑下)
END
㈣ 誰有初中英語話劇劇本。必須要搞笑的。加翻譯
系裡一等獎(孔雀東南飛 英語搞笑劇本) 雖然人物多了一個，可以有群眾演員嘛
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
劉蘭芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny』s mother(jmforshort)
劉母』s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor』sson(msforshort)
強盜burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,j被打中,狼狽不堪)
j:everybody says that i』m hen pecked, but in fact,i』m a strong tiger,(小聲)while my
wife is wusong.
譯：人人都說我怕老婆，實際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。
(指著上台處的門大聲道)i』m not afraid of you!
譯：我才不怕你呢！
(內砸出一臉盆,j接住當成盾牌護著頭)then, i』m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
譯：誰怕誰啊！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強壯。我也不在乎這些。我只覺得她該對我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中啊！
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)
譯：我的天！誰來救救我啊？
act1 第一幕
(序幕結束時,jm作竊聽狀)
jm(拄拐棍上):i can!
(對門內)lunch! lunch! where are you?
l(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):i』m here! what』s up ，mum?
jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law」.
l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what』s up?
jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy……
l:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all
㈤ 求初中英語短劇劇本，4到8個角色，8分鍾左右...內容要吸引人，可以搞笑一些。
說明：中間一小部分非常簡單，怕你急用，就沒翻譯，如有需要，可在線交談。我們剛演過的，效果很好哦！
<<灰姑娘>>劇本英漢對照版：
[旁白]Once there lived a kind and lovely girl. After her father's death, her stepmother became cruel to her.Her two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework.
從前有一位可愛善良的姑娘，她父親很早就去世了。她的繼母經常虐待她，繼母帶來的兩個孩子也經常欺負她，她們把灰姑娘當女擁一樣使喚。
stepmother: Do the laundry and get on with your ties. Clean the floors right away. And what's more,bring me my breakfast.
把這些衣服拿到洗衣房做你的事情。把地板趕快給我擦乾凈。另外，把我的早飯帶來。
stepsister1: Cinderella! Get me my sweater, I feel a little cold.
灰姑娘，把我的衣服拿來，我感到有點冷。
stepsister2: Hurry up! Prepare the carriage for me, hand me my gloves. I'm to be late for my date. You're so, you're always so sluggish.
快點！把馬車給我准備好，遞我手套。我約會要晚了，你總是那麼慢慢騰騰的。
[旁白]One day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party.
國王要讓王子自己選擇心愛的人，為王子舉辦了一個宮廷舞會，邀請城裡所有的姑娘參加 (There was a knock at the door)
【Stepmother】Cinderella ,go and have a look :Who is it?
【Cinderella】 yes.
【Soldier】 Good morning ! I』m the soldier of the palace. Here is an invitation for young girls
【stepmother】（Look at the invitation and cheer）Good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls.
【Stepsister1】 Hooray! I』ll be the queen! 太好了，我要當皇後了！
【Stepsister2】I』ll be the queen!
【stepmother】 Come on. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up!
【Cinderella】Mum, I want to go to the party ,too.
【stepmother】You? Impossible! Do your housework!
【Stepsister1】 Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.
【stepmother】Are you ready? Let』s go.
Cinderella, you mustn』t go to the party. Do your housework first
【Cinderella】Mum ,please……
【Stepsister2】Good night! (Push the Cinderella down)
【Cinderella】（Sadly）I really want to go. What shall I do? Who can help me?
(Cinderella was broken-hearted. At that time, her fairy godmother appeared.)
【Godmother】Don』t be so sad, Poor girl,(自由發揮，要一直不停地邊說邊做（揮舞魔力棒）Believe in me ! You』re the most beautiful girl I』ve seen
(The magic words.) Bibbidi-boddidi-boo
Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!(Cinderella stand up)
(The magic words.)Bibbidi-boddidi-boo
Look at this( oh sorry, mistake) ( twice)
Try again!
【Cinderella]】Oh, it's beautiful! It's like a dream, a wonderful dream!
【Godmother】Go to the party. And the prince will love you at once!
【Cinderella】Thank you , My fairy!(Run away)
【Godmother】(Shout)Remember :on the stroke of twelve, the magic will be broken and everything will be as it was before.
記住，當時鍾敲響到12點的時候，鍾將會打破，一切事情又恢復了從前
(低語)Bless you, my child. Enjoy yourself.
祝福你，我的孩子，玩得開心。
【旁白】At the party, Cinderella danced with the prince all the time.Time passed quickly. All of a sudden, Cinderella caught sight of the clock on the wall. Oh, it is almost twelve o'clock-five to twelve!
舞會上，灰姑娘成了王子唯一選中的舞伴，灰姑娘與王子高興地跳舞，旁人都很羨慕地看著他們，議論他們。時間在美妙的歌舞中過去，牆上的大鍾突然映入灰姑娘的眼裡，差5分鍾12點。
Cinderella: Oh, my goodness!
噢，天啊！
Prince: What's the matter?
什麼事？
Cinderella: It's midnight. It's almost midnight.
午夜了，快到午夜了。
Prince: Yes, so it is.But why?
是的，但又怎樣呢？
Cinderella: Goodbye.
再見。
Prince: No, no,wait, you can't go now.
不，等等，你現在不能走。
Cinderella: Oh, I must, please, I must. 噢，我必須走。
Prince: But why? 但為什麼呢？
Cinderella: goodbye. 再見。
Prince: No, wait, come back. Please come back! I don't even know your name. How will I find you? Wait, please wait! Wait!
不，等等，回來，請回來！我連你的名字都不知道呢。我怎麼能找到你呢？等等，等等，等等！
【Cinderella:】Goodbye. 再見。（跑掉一水晶鞋）
【Prince】 (拿起鞋)Pretty princess! I must find you! Soldiers——
【Soldiers 】coming
【Prince】Take the slipper to every house. You must find the girl for me.
She will be my bride
【旁白】The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe.Whoever the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the princel.No one could put on the shoe, nor could the two step-sisters. When the officials were going to leave, Cinderella appeared and asked to have a try.
第二天，國王命令城中每一位女孩必須史穿玻璃鞋，穿上鞋子最合適的姑娘將成為王子的新娘。但城中沒有一個女孩能穿著合適。最後來到灰姑娘的家中，繼母的女兒們當然也不能穿上那雙玻璃鞋，正當國王的大臣要離開時，灰姑娘出現在樓梯上，她要求試一試鞋。
Cinderella: Please wait! May I try it on?
請等等！我可以試一下嗎？
Stepmother: Oh, pay no attention to her.
噢，別理她。
stepsister1: It's only Cinderella!
她僅僅是灰姑娘！
stepsister2:Impossible.
不可能。
stepsister1: She's out of her mind.
她瘋了。
stepmother: Yes, yes. Just an imaginative child.
是的，是的，只是一個愛想像的孩子。
Duke:Of course, you can have a try, my fair lady.
當然你可以試試，我的女士。
【Soldier】Wonderful! It』s yours! It fits for you very well!
(The prince came in)
【Prince】 Wonderful! Oh, my princess, I love you.
Would you like to go with me and be my queen?
【Cinderella]】I』d love to.
【旁白】Cinderella and the prince held a grand wedding and they led a happy life from then on王子和灰姑娘舉行了盛大的婚禮，幸福地生活。
㈥ 初中英語的話劇劇本 不要童話！ 時間的話大約在八分鍾 最好是幽默點的
我從Arnold Lobel的小故事"Cookies"找到靈感,寫下這段對話.感覺挺有意義的.
Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地點:Scene----in the college dorm大學宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It』s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: Noooooooooo! Let's finish our work first before we do other things. We need Will Power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need Will Power! We listen to you. Ok. Let's go!
The end
㈦ 急需一篇英語話劇稿，2人，初中水平，幽默搞笑
The Gifts （禮物）－英語劇本
Mon.：
Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn』t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim』s gold watch, which has been his father』s and his grandfather』s. The other is Della』s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—「 Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds」)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You-----?
D: Jim. Don』t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn』t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don』t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say 「Merry Christmas!」 Jim, and let』s be happy.
J: You』ve cut off your hair?
D: I』ve cut it off and sold it. It』s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It』s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don』t make any mistake about me. I don』t think there』s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don』t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I』ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn』t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You』ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let』s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They』re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let』s have our supper.
翻譯如下：
禮 物
旁白：明天是聖誕節，但是德拉覺得很難過，因為她無錢為她丈夫吉姆買一聖誕禮物，她只有1.87美元，他們一個月只有20美元的收入，那很難再從中省錢了。
事實上，德拉和吉姆有兩件讓他們引以為豪的寶貝，一件是吉姆的金錶，那是從他祖父和父親那裡留傳下來的，還有一件是德拉那一頭棕發，又長又美麗。
德拉：生活對我來說很困難，雖然我很多個月以前就開始存錢了，我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了頭發去賣掉，那樣我就能得到一些錢去買禮物給吉姆了。
（在店門口，寫著「夫人：我們買各種各樣的頭發」）
德拉：你買我的頭發嗎？
夫人：是的，我們買各式的頭發，把你的帽子脫下來，讓我看一下你的頭發。哦，很美的頭發，很好的發質，20美元，行不行？
德拉：好的，但是請你快點把錢給我。
夫人：給你，20美元。
德拉：謝謝你，再見。
夫人：再見。
旁白：德拉在街上逛了2個小時，然後她在一家金店止步，進去買了一條金錶鏈。現在德拉正在家裡。
德拉：哦，多麼漂亮的金鏈子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手錶很配，當他看到它的時候，一定會很高興的。
（突然門打開了，吉姆走了進來）
吉姆：你……？
德拉：吉姆，不要那樣看著我，我剪了我的頭發並賣了，因為我無法度過一個我不送你聖誕節禮物的聖誕節，吉姆，它會長得很快的，你不會介意的，是不是？我必須這么做，我的頭發長得很快的，這你是知道的，說：「聖誕快樂！」，吉姆，讓我們高興起來。
吉姆：你剪了你的頭發？
德拉：我剪了頭發並賣了，它被賣掉了，我跟你說它被賣掉了，沒有了！現在是聖誕節前夜，對我好一點，吉姆，那都是為了你。
吉姆：哦，德拉，別誤會我，我想我不會因為你剪了頭發而對你的愛就減少了，我知道，那是為了我，看看這個包裹。
德拉：什麼？
吉姆：你自己看吧！你會明白的。
德拉：啊，是梳子！它們就是幾個月前陳列在櫥窗里的那套。
吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，鑲珠寶的，那顏色正好配你的發色。
德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很貴的，我知道，我一直渴望但卻沒有絲毫的奢望擁有它。現在，它們是我的了，謝謝你，吉姆。
吉姆：現在，你知道我為什麼一開始就那麼悲傷了吧。
德拉：吉姆，我給你買了一件又美麗又好的禮物，你能猜出來嗎？
吉姆：對不起，我不想猜。
德拉：看，一條金錶鏈，吉姆，它是不是很可愛？我找遍了整個城才找
的，你從現在起可得一天要看一百次時間了。把你的表給我，我
想看一下表鏈裝在表上的樣子。
吉姆：德拉，讓我們把聖誕禮物收起來珍藏一段時間，它們太好了，但我
們現在用不著，我把表賣了。得到了錢才買了這梳子。現在讓我們
吃晚飯吧！
祝你好運！希望對你有幫助！
㈧ 急！！！求英語搞笑短劇劇本。
英語搞笑短劇劇本 AprilFool'sDayN: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?F: Ok, hereU: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，卻被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃驚地）D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?D1: What a pity!N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?F: April 1.轉自：K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool". 請問這個可以嗎??
㈨ 求四到六人英語搞笑短劇，一定要幽默哦。。。
Three Little Pigs 三隻小豬 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 講故事者：三隻小豬和他們的媽媽 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和東東 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是豬哥哥，他們很懶，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 們整天吃了就睡。龍龍是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天幫著媽媽 works all day. She helps her mother 做家務。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 豬媽媽：你們已經長大了，你們得 your own houses. 為自己蓋間房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再見，孩子們。去蓋間房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三隻小豬：好的，媽媽。再見。 Wolf: I』m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我餓了。看，三隻小豬可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 豬妹妹：哥哥，你們在干什麼？ Ding-Ding: I』m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用樹葉蓋房子。 Dong-Dong: I』m building a house with sticks. 東東：我在用樹枝蓋房子。 Sister pig: But leaves aren』t strong. 豬妹妹：可是樹葉不牢固。樹枝也不 And sticks aren』t strong. 牢固。 Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it』s easy. 豬哥哥：我們知道。但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister? 你在干什麼？ Sister pig: I』m building a house with bricks. 豬妹妹：我在用磚頭蓋房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That』s very difficult. 豬哥哥：用磚頭蓋，那太難了。 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 豬妹妹：我知道，可是磚頭很堅固。 …… Brother pigs: Oh, we』re finished. Let』s have 豬哥哥：噢，我們蓋好了。我們打 a nap. 個盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 豬妹妹：我的房子蓋好了，我的房 is strong. 很堅固。 Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小豬，小豬，快開門！ Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 豬哥哥：不開，不開。快走開。 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：這太容易了。樹枝和樹葉 aren』t strong. 都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 講故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和東 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 東跑到龍龍家。 to Long-Long』s house. Brother pigs: Help! Help! 豬哥哥：救命! 救命! Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你這兩只小豬。 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 豬哥哥：妹妹，快開門。狼來了， is coming. Let me in. 讓我們進去。 Long-Long: Come in, please. Don』t worry. 龍龍：快進來。別擔心，我的 My house is strong. 房子很堅固。 Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他們跑哪兒了？噢，他們 Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在這兒。小豬，快把門打 the door! 開。 Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三隻小豬：不開，不開。快走開。 你這只惡狼。 Wolf: I』ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。 Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 講故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。 blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常堅固。 is very strong. Wolf: I』ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！ Long-Long: Let』s boil the water. 龍龍：我們把水燒開。 Brother pigs: OK. 豬哥哥：好的。 Wolf: Oh, oh! It』s hot. It』s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好燙，好燙。 Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三隻小豬：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。 wolf is dead Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 講故事者：從那以後，丁丁、東東 Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龍龍一起努力工作。 They work and play together. 他們一起工作，一起玩。
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孫：師父，你不是正在瘦身減肥嗎？那脂肪燃燒可花了我們不少盤纏呢！何能……
唐：（不耐煩地）你這猴頭，少廢話，沒看見為師已皮包骨頭了嗎？此去西天途中，多少妖魔鬼怪爭相一睹為師的風彩，怎可讓人家失望而歸？！
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孫：好吧，師父。我這就去。吃飽喝足了可別怪我沒提醒你，又念緊箍咒！
唐：你是越來越煩人了，還不快去！
孫：是，師父。八戒、沙僧，take care of Mr.唐。I will be back soon.
（孫下）
唐：這猴頭，嘴裡怎這許多鳥語？
豬：師父，他是瞧我英語過了四級，心裡不服，所以日夜用功想超過我！
（過了一會兒）
唐：咦，八戒，你看，那邊不是過來了一位beauty!
(作遠眺狀)
豬：師父，真的！好好漂亮啊！
（作拭口水狀）
唐：（羞愧狀，柔聲）
罪過，罪過……八戒你又失態，
（遞手絹）
還不快把嘴角擦一下……不過真是可惜，皮膚稍黑了一點……
（豬、沙愕然）
（女子飄飄而過）
沙：STOP！（顫音）姑娘你好，你多大了，你叫什麼名字，你從哪裡來，要到哪
里去，你有沒有對象，你的籃子里是什麼，你可知道這條路上好多妖怪的呀，
沒關系我可以保護你的。
白：這位小和尚有禮了。小女子姓白，名晶晶，就是雪碧——晶晶亮，透心涼的那個晶晶是也。
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白：FORTRAN是也！
唐：（激動地雙肩顫動，兩眼放光）
實不相瞞，FORTRAN的主考官乃是小僧的二表姐，若小姐可……那小僧倒可助一臂之力……
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何方妖孽，膽敢騷擾。師父，Don't worry.我來也！
（一把抓住豬，與豬相互擊掌）
你是哪路毛神，還不快報上名來！
孫：SORRY。路上不慎遺失隱形眼鏡，分不清誰是誰。
唐：這猴子越來越沒用了。沙僧，把我的眼鏡借他一用。
（沙取眼鏡給孫戴上）
孫：（沖上前，頓停）
原來是你——MONICA！
白：STIVEN！真的是你嗎？
（TITANIC 的音樂響起，孫白對視，作動情狀）
豬：Oh, my God! Lovers!
唐：（抹眼淚）好感人啊，我自從看了JACK和ROSE的故事以後，就再沒看到過這么感人的場面了！
沙：（遞毛巾給唐）
師父，別讓人笑話了，那是TITANIC。
（對觀眾）
上次路過大華電影院，他非拖我們去看，自己哭得啊……唉，我師父就好個多愁善感……
豬：師兄，這是……？
孫：我和MONICA是大學同學……
白：STIVEN那時是班上的體育委員，我是英語課代表……
白：他天天晚上都送我回家
孫：他每個晚上都給我打個電話
孫：我們總愛傍晚漫步小樹林……
白：他總愛給我講鬼故事，讓我（害羞壯）
（三人作神往狀，孫白二人作回憶狀）
豬：我知道了，候哥那時還喜歡唱：ONLY YOU ,
CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT,ONLY YOU,CAN MAKE ME...
孫：哼你個頭啊．．（一捶把他打個好遠）
沙：既然是熟人，那……啊，不對，猴哥你不是人，那白小姐她……
唐：（大叫，後倒）快護駕，妖怪啊……！
孫：（左右為難）MONICA，現如今我護送師父西天取經，念在舊情上，你不要為難我……
白：汴水流，泗水流，流到瓜洲古渡頭，吳山點點愁，思悠悠，恨悠悠，恨到歸時方始休。月明人倚樓。五百年了，STIVEN，你真的一點也不想我嗎？
孫：時過情遷，我已不再是原來的我了，你那張舊船票已經登不上我這條破船了。你又何必……
豬：兩情若是久長時，又豈在朝朝暮暮……白小姐，其實我與你是同病相憐啊……
孫：SHUT UP！PIG！
唐：悟空，這就是你的不是了。白小姐如此痴情，你卻這般鐵石心腸，不解風情。天啊，悲劇啊……
（沙僧繼續遞毛巾給唐）
白：STIVEN，我這次不是來捉你師父的，我只想告訴你在這個世界上還有一個人是永遠思念你的。既然你一心向佛，追求進步，我也不好阻攔。我……我走了。
（走幾步，猛回頭）
願你幸福。
（走，又回頭）
有事記得CALL我……
（走，回頭）
摩托羅拉尋呼機，隨時隨地傳訊息……
（下）
（音樂：把悲傷留給自己……四人相對無語……）
唐：（雙手合十）生命誠可貴，愛情價更高。若為取經故，兩者皆可拋！悟空！你已大徹大悟了。阿彌陀佛……