初中英語情景劇劇本6人

❶ 求英語搞笑話劇劇本。（6人，帶翻譯更高。）

《 荊珂刺秦王》
旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, 「Yingzheng」. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上,掏出鏡子梳頭,做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It』s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾） I』m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I』ve told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan」!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼,人才!然後拍阿三肩膀,做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）
荊軻
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荊軻
OK. I』m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers』 world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荊軻
Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音樂起
兩人沖上前來
「人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,兩刀砍死你啊.」
李莫愁倒地
荊軻大笑
李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren』t you hurt?
荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么,不需要麼,需要麼?）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荊軻再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to 「How are you」?
荊柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹暈倒
荊柯：Hey, man, I』m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I』m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?
荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙,上面寫著：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero,we need your help.
荊柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荊柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荊柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上場的美女,激動狀): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What』s the TCM?
荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn』t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What』s the TCM?
觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荊柯（激動）：Slimming減食療法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn』t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?難道你真的想要嗎……

荊柯(誠懇狀) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹與阿三（撞胯,擊掌）Yeah!

❷ 6人英語短劇本 帶翻譯

*小獅子找食物
（I Am Hungry）
角色：雄獅、小獅、小白兔、三隻小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具：雄獅、小獅、小白兔、三隻小熊和小松鼠頭套、紅蘿卜、三碗粥、花生一把、蘋果一個。

Act 1
雄獅：（怒吼）Roar, roar!
I am the lion,
the king of the forest.
No one is stronger than me.
Roar, roar!
小獅：Daddy! I』m hungry.
雄獅：You are big now.
Be brave!
Go and find your own food.
小獅：But, I don』t know how.
雄獅：Do it like me.
Roar, roar! （怒吼）
小獅：（小聲地）Roar, roar!
雄獅：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齒）
Go and do it now.
小獅：Yes, daddy.
Act 2
小白兔：（唱」Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater」）
Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.
He says there is nothing sweeter,
Than a carrot everyday,
Munch and crunch and run away.
小獅：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!（小聲地）
小白兔：Do you want some carrots?
小獅：Yes, please.
（小白兔遞給小獅一根紅蘿卜）
小獅：Thank you.
小白兔：Carrots are the best food.
小獅：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don』t like it.
Anyway, thank you, rabbit.
（還紅蘿卜給小白兔）
小白兔：You are welcome.
（邊跳邊唱」Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater」
離開）

Act 3
三隻小熊：（各拿著一碗粥，並唱著」Pease Porridge Hot」）
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot,
Nine days old.
Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot,
Nine days old.
小獅：Hi, bears! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小聲地）
小熊們：Do you want some porridge?
小獅：Yes, please.
（小熊遞給小獅一碗粥）
小獅：Thank you.
小熊們：Porridge is the best food.
小獅：（吃了一口）Yuck! It』s too hot.
I don』t like it.
Anyway, thank you, bears.
（將粥還給小熊）
小熊：You are welcome.
（小熊們邊走邊唱」Pease Porridge Hot」離開）

Act 4
小松鼠：（唱著」Found a Peanut」）
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
Just now I found a peanut.
Found a peanut just now.
小獅：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.
Roar, roar! （小聲地）
小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?
小獅：Yes, please.
（小松鼠遞給小獅一些花生）
小獅：Thank you.
小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.
小獅：（吃了一顆）Yuck! It』s too hard.
I don』t like it.
Anyway, thank you, squirrel.
（將花生還給小松鼠）
小松鼠：You are welcome.
（邊走邊唱」Found a Peanut」離開）

Act 5
（小女孩邊走邊唱」Apple Round」）
小女孩：Apple round.
Apple red.
Apple juicy.
Apple sweet.
Apple apple I love you.
Apple sweet I love to eat.
小獅：Hi, little girl! I am hungry.
Roar, roar!
小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help!
（蘋果掉地上）
小獅：What is it?

Mmm…, delicious!
I like it.
（小獅很高興地邊走邊唱」Apple Round」回家）
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❸ 初中英語情景劇劇本 6、 7個人

搞笑5人劇本《西門吹雪與葉孤城》

演員表：
西門吹雪
葉孤城
花滿樓
king
旁白

道具：牛奶兩袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，紙屑若干。
第一幕：決戰紫荊城之顛
旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
Birdsaredancinginthecold .
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
Y與X相遇．
X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:ha ha ,Iwon』tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I』mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y驚訝:Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don』tkillme! letmeyougo!
X:No, Imustkillyou !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的說：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X搶過牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
Y(惱怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! !?
X:I』msureIwon』t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you』llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂著肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可憐狀: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The 「WC」?
Y:Oh,I see ,!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出紙屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin「WC」 now,ha……
H驚訝:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It』sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let』sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let』s go!
第二幕：無間道
H:Mydearest ! letmeintroce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.
K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚禮進行曲》起，H神甫狀:Yegucheng! headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.
K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音樂停）
X唱著上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!
K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?
Y急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(維語再見)
K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn』t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!
Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme!
X:Forgiveme? Why?
Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I』lltellyou「I love you」,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!
X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady』s「WC」!
Y:Ilikegoinglady』s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我愛你的意思)
K: ayixidailu?What』sthemeaning? whyIalsocan』tunderstandyou?
X:Youarestupid! Itmeans「I love you」.
K:Don』t saythat「you love me」. I』!
X:What? (側耳裝著聽不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(X上去抓住K)
K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!
X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……
Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂著肚子，蹲下)
K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I』

haveavacation.
Y:That』s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.
K:ofcouse.! Hahaha……
Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where』ssomewhere?
K:What?
Y:Doyouwanttogolady』s「WC」?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
H頂著搖頭：X,no, no， youcan』tgotoLady』s 「WC」. ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!
X: whatifI』mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI』mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !
K: youareright. . Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady』s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !
K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?
H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I』maspy.
K驚訝: !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X』wife ?
Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (輕聲說)Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .
H撲倒在X的身邊：X,do』t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn』t resume !
(H忽然將一把匕首插進Y的心臟，K嚇跑.音樂《再見，警察》起)
Y痛苦狀:don』tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I』m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I』ll never dothat again !(Y死，音樂停)
（X咳，H撲到身邊，電影《我的父親母親》原聲音樂起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can』t die ,we will go home together .
X:gohome ! ?
H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !
X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor... promise meyou will survive... that youwillnevergiveup... nomatter what happens... no matter howhopeless... promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.
H: I promise .
X:Never let go .
H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,
X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死)
H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance ! . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艱難的爬到X身邊死.音樂停。）

這劇本是我原來校慶像用來演的 可是無奈老師給我們又安排了別的節目 這次就給你吧 雖然是5人的 但有些小地方 你改改 多加幾個人也不是沒有可能的事 跑跑龍套也是可以的 O(∩_∩)O~

❹ 求一個搞笑英語話劇劇本（6人）

您好：
校園搞笑版話劇劇本：
地點：學校教室
人物：老師、學生
1、學生
2 背景：教室，上課時，學生與老師的對話與問答
情節：
扮老師的人上：
今天我們來復習古詩詞中的名言名名，
我准備採用老師提問的方式開始
今天的學習。由我提問學生們，我說出詩的上句，同學們回答出下一句，好不好。
學生異口同聲：好！
老師：人生自古誰無死。
學生：人生自古誰無屎，有誰大便不用紙。
老師：
（生氣的）是那個學生，說出這樣的不道德的話啊，給我站起來！
學生：
（站起來）是我）
老師：
（很生氣）你這樣搗亂，這節課你給我站著上。我們必須完成這個任務，否則別
想過關。從來！
師：人生自古誰無死。
學生：人生自古誰無屎，有誰大便不用紙。若君不用衛生紙，除非你用大拇指。
老師：
（怒不可遏）誰啊，胡說八道啊！我再提問一句，你們來接下一句，如果回答正
確我就不懲罰你們。
（這時，老師看見窗外，想了下，想起冬天會下雪，就提問一句）
老師：上天下雪不下雨，雪到地上變成雨。變成雨時多麻煩，為何當初不下雨。
（小明站起來回答道)
小明：老師吃飯不吃屎，飯到肚裡變成屎。變成屎時多麻煩，為何當初不吃屎。
(就這樣老師當場就想懲罰小明！手發抖,臉還裝著笑要羞怒小明.....)
老師：河水往哪裡流啊？
小明：大河向東流啊！
老師：天上有多少顆星星阿？
小明：天上的星星參北斗阿！
老師：你給我滾出去！
小明：說走咱就走阿！
(老師很無奈.....)
老師：你有病吧？
小明：你有我有全都有阿！
老師：你再唱一句試試！
學生：路見不平一生吼阿！
老師：你信不信我要扁你？
學生：該出手時就出手阿！
(老師真的忍無可忍氣的沒有話說）
老師：我讓你退學！
學生：風風火火闖九洲阿！ (哈哈.....
全班學生都轟動起來，老師走出了教室
生：風風火火闖九洲阿！ (哈哈......全班學生都轟動起來，老師走出了教室......）
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❺ 急需一個英語的短劇劇本（6人左右6-10分鍾）急！！！！！！！！！

SW-白雪公主Q-皇後M-魔鏡H-獵人P-白馬王子D-小矮人音樂起，旁白Alongtimeago,Inabeautifulkingdom,therelivedayoungkingandqueen,thepeoplelovedthemsomuch;,hernamewasSnowWhite,Shewasabeautifulprincess.Yearpassed,thekinggotmarriedagain,Thepeopledidn』tlovethenewqueen,becauseshewascruel.Oneday,Intheking』spalace:----白雪出場S.w:MynameisSnowwhite,Iamabeautifulprincess,Imissmymothersomuch,Whereismymother?Whereismymother?音樂起，皇後、魔鏡出場Q:Iamaqueen,I』mverybeautiful,WhereisMirror?Mirror,Mirroronthewall,who』sthemostbeautiful?M:!Q:Hunter,gokillSnowwhite.獵人出場H:Yes,myqueen音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃S.w:Helpme,helpme,please,please!白雪順利脫逃後S.w:Iamtriedandhungry,oh,thereisalittlehouse,Iwilleatalittleandliedown.音樂起，7個小矮人出場，D:1\Look,somebodyatemyfood----2\Somebodydrankmywater----3\Someoneissleepingnow----4\Whatabeautifulgirl!----小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話5\Howdoyoudo?S.w:Howdoyoudo?MynameisSnowwhite…Nicetomeetyou!D:（齊說）Nicetomeetyou,too----6\welcometoourhouse!----7\Wouldyouliketolivehere?S.W:Mypleasure,thankyouverymuch!D:Let』sgooutforourwork,bye-bye,Snowwhite.皇後、魔鏡出場Q:Mirror,mirroronthewall,who』sthemostbeautiful?M:!Q:What?Snowwhiteisnotdead?Hahaha,Igotagoodidea!音樂起，皇後扮演老太太出場，對話Q:Apple,apple,beautifulapple,S.w:Hello,Goodmorninggrandma!Q:prettygirl,wouldyoulikeabite?S.w:Oh,yes,thankyougrandma!白雪公主咬一口後倒地Q:Thegirlisdead!Hahaha…小矮人出場、圍著公主哭Snowwhitewakeup,wakeup…音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場P:Abeautifulgirl!Sheshallbemyqueen!王子喚醒公主，公主醒了P：Wakeup!Wakeup,myqueen!S.w:Thankyouforyourhelp!P:Mypleasure!音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞。

❻ 急求~！英語情景劇劇本，6人10分鍾左右，期末考用的，道具不要太多

什麼么

❼ 6人英語話劇劇本

On The Way Home回家的路上
Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ...
六個高中生走在回家的路上,一邊聊天,一邊笑.
A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home?
喂,哥們,你們放學後干什麼啊?
B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them.
我要看足球重播.我爸媽不讓我大清早起來看.我還在生他們的氣呢.
All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)
大夥(唱) 如果你知道你生氣你就跺跺你的腳(跺腳)
C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry.
我一回家就要找吃的.餓死我了.
ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy)
大夥(唱)如果你知道你餓了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮)
A:(to D) what about you?
A(對D說) 你呢?
D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again)
D:(裝打哈欠)我恨不得馬上躺在沙發上.真困!(打哈欠)
All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning)
大夥E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打個盹(打盹)
all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.
突然,A 意識到E不見了.
A:(to F)E,where is E?
A(對F說) E, F 呢?
F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago.
不知道呀.剛才還在啊.
Eeverybody turns around looking for E.
大夥四處尋找E
B: Look! there he is! (pointing )
在那! 他在那!(手指遠處)
C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.
不好了,他和一個流浪狗在一起.
D: I know he likes dogs.
他喜歡狗.
F: but that dog looks mean.
但那狗樣子很兇唉.
A: we』d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.
我們快叫他別理那狗.
Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!
大夥(大聲叫)E! 回來!回來!
B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!
天啊!他流血了!
D: The dog bit him!
他被狗咬了!
F: Hurry up!
快過去看看!
Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)
大夥跑過去.E 疼痛地叫著(裝疼叫)
ALL: (to E)are you all right?
你怎麼樣?
E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning)
(搖頭,疼叫)
A: let』s call for help!
快叫救護.!
All: help! Help!
有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了!
They can not find any help nearby.
附近沒有人.
B: Let me carry him to the hospital.
我背他去醫院吧!
All: let』s go!
走!
B picks up E and carries him on his back.
B 背起E.

They go to the hospital.
他們朝醫院走去.
The End
劇終
不知道你們會不會唱那首歌」If you』re happy and you know it」, 如果不會就照讀好了.唱歌的話效果會好些.

❽ 求一個英語短劇劇本，適合六人演出的

英語劇本

第一幕
在歌劇《Hannibal》的排練中，兩位新來的劇團經理，來到劇院觀看。劇團的台柱，女高音Carlotta正在唱歌的時候，突然一個沙袋從舞台頂上落下，只差一點點就可能砸死她。在演員們的驚呼之中，伴唱的姑娘們尖叫起來"是Phantom乾的"。Carlotta又驚又氣，拂袖下場，拒絕再唱。劇團芭蕾舞教練Giry太太站出來…
G: Oh,It must be the phantom,
MA: Phantom? I used to think it』s only a legend. What shall we do?
G: Every time there is a performance the No 5 balcony should be empty. For it』s phantom』s. And the 2 million franc that is given to the phantom should be continued. Or the accidents happened today won』t stop.
MA: That』s a bad news. But even worse Carlotta our leading actress also a bad temper woman refuse to play the role.
G: Not very difficult. Christine can take the place of her.
MA: Christine?
G: Yes. Though she is 16 in our troupe but I learn from my daughter that she is learning singing from a secret teacher. And she sings a wonderful voice.
MA: Ok…ok since I have no idea now. Christine could have a try.
《Hannibal》的公演時，包箱里坐的子爵Raoul，也是歌劇院新的股東，發現劇里的女主角就是Christine，他年幼時的好朋友。演出結束以後，Raoul到後台見Christine並邀請她同進晚餐。Christine見到久別的好友雖然很高興，但是她拒絕了Raoul的邀請，因為她的音樂教師，"音樂天使"，對她十分嚴格。Raoul離開後，Christine對鏡卸妝的時候赫然發現Phantom從鏡子裡面顯現出來。Christine被他牽引著，穿過鏡子，彷彿走進了另一個世界。他們走下一層又一層的樓梯，坐船穿過歌劇院地下水池，最後來到Phantom所住的秘室。秘室的四周布滿高大的燭台，裡面的布置精製而高貴，但是既陳舊又破爛。在Phantom的鋼琴聲里，Christine的音樂課開始了。
P: I find the one I』m looking for eventually. A person who can understand my music has appeared. Christine for the first time I see her I know she is the one I』m looking for. Now I』m making effort to practice her to be the best singers. One day she will be able to sing my song in the stage.
CH: What a man he is. He always wears a mask. And I know nothing about him. His name, his backdrop, where he came from, only I know that he is a good person and help me lot. Maybe he is ugly. How he looks like?
… …
P: No, I can be sure that you won』t be interesting in it. And you never have chance to see my real appearance. Oh it』s already daybreak. You should go to the ground.
Ch: Bye
P: I think we would meet soon.
Some days later
G: what is the matter manager? You look so worried.
Ma: A serious problem. The phantom had sent me a letter.
G: what』s the content.
MA: It reads that he order us to let Christine be the leading actress of the new opera.
G: it doesn』t seem so bad as I think.
MA: But Carlotta won』t agree.
G: What are you going to do now.
MA: I choose Carlotta for she is more famous now. And she will of course make the opera successful.
G: Will the phantom take action to do sth?
MA: I hope he』d better not. Now strengthen the guard. It』s all I can do.

在演出中，Christine扮演主角，在表演結束演員上台謝幕的時候，Phantom出現在舞台上方的水晶玻璃吊燈上，他搖動了吊燈，在眾人的震驚之中，碩大的吊燈從天而降。
吊燈事件後整整六個月，歌劇院都沒有Phantom的消息。，歌劇院舉行的盛大舞會。Christine和Raoul已經訂婚了，但是他們的訂婚消息並沒有公開，Christine的訂婚戒指也一直被她偷偷掛在項鏈上面。舞會中間，Phantom突然再次出現了，這一次，他打扮成紅色死神，並且交個劇院經理他嘔心瀝血所編寫的劇本，《唐徨》。一開始，經理們不同意演出這個離奇而且怪異的劇本。但是Raoul提議他們可以先排練，再設計下圈套捕捉Phantom。幾經商量，他們的計策逐漸成型，但是要用Christine做誘餌。
MA: who are you?
P: there is no need for you to know who I am. Take it.
MA: what』s this.
P: a playbook.
MA: a playbook
P: yes you ought to perform it as I tell you. Listen to me or you will regret.

After the party
R: what are you looking at manager.
MA: oh my venerable viscount. It is just a playbook.
R: who wrote it? What a fantastic story it is.
MA: it is…
R: the phantom isn』t he. Only he can do it.
MA: yes viscount.
R: so what are you going to deal with it.
MA: as you say the story is so strange I don』t think it should be performed.
R: I think it should. For phantom always make my fiancée Christine worried. And he had killed Carlotta.
MA: you mean that…
R: try to perform the play. And the phantom would appear the police would catch him.
MA: a good plan. But…
R: take it easy. I think it will succeed.
《唐徨》的首場演出時，整個巴黎歌劇院布滿了警察和看守，都滿心期待著抓到Phantom。在最後一段壓軸歌曲里，Phantom扮成男主角.後，他甩脫了警察的包圍，再一次挾帶著Christine來到歌劇院底下，穿過水池，來到他藏身的地方。Raoul追到Christine的化妝室，找不到暗門。Giry太太是Phantom的傳信人，但是她覺得Raoul和Christine是真心相愛，於是她指Raoul打開鏡子後面的暗門，Raoul一路追到了秘室。
R: where are they had gone. It seems that they had disappear.
G: What』s wrong. Why are you here, viscount?
R: you should know I lost my way. I must find my fiancée as soon as I can. You Mrs. Giry know a lot of phantom should know where he had gone. Tell me.
G: (should I tell him what I know, I』m the passenger of phantom but.) now tell me young one you love Christine and she loves you don』t you.
R: yes I can swear. I would take care of her for the whole life.
G: Ok I feel for Christine so much. Ok you go down through the door of the mirror. This is all I can help
R: Thank you so much.
G: be careful young man.
R: I will dear madam. My thanks to you again.
Phantom看到Raoul走近，他放下鐵條閘門，把Raoul鎖在門外，他告訴Christine，如果她肯他走，他就會放Raoul一命，如果Christine不同意，那麼他就殺了Raoul。這時警察們追著Raoul也來到密室外面。Phantom忽然轉念，決定放這一對年輕的戀人離開，因為他明白Christine永遠不會愛他，他的一番苦心也永遠不會有結果。他打開秘室的閘門，警察一擁而進，可是一陣煙霧過後，Phantom所坐的椅子上只留下一隻面具，人卻消失得無影無蹤了。
R: Free her! Do what you like, only free her!
P: now dear Christine you have to make a Choose. GO with me and I will release this gentleman. If you don』t this young man will certainly die.
R: don』t listen to him Christine. Phantom let Christine go you can kill me. Why don』t. I』m prey for you lust for blood. You are a demon.
CH: I have never been recognizing that you are such a cruel one. You have taught me, and you have changed now.
P: Cruel. You say cruel. Who is cruel? It』s me who give you the chance to be the famous actress. And you have betrayed me.
Ch: how can you say so! I respect you so much. But I loved Raoul. I will follow him not you.
R: I love her! Show some compassion.
P: shut up. The world shows no compassion to me.
Police: viscount. Are you in? Track down this murderer - he must be found!
We will burst in.
P: too late to turn back. You must pay for what you have down to me
CH: not too late my friend. What you need is others care.
R: either way you choose, my love, he wins. Forgive me, I can』t do as I promise to be with you.
CH: why torment yourself my friend. End it.
P: either way you choose, I lose. Maybe you are right Christine. Oh see what I have down to you.
P: young man you are free now. Forget all this and all you have seen. Take her away.
R: Why. You set us free.
P: no reason, perhaps. Christine, listen. Only you can take my song flight.
CH: I will. But what are you going to do.
P: It is over now. The play has concluded. There is no phantom in the world from now and forever.

❾ 6人搞笑英語話劇劇本

阿甘正傳的片斷

FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right.
It's funny how things work out.
EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY
Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard.
FORREST (voice-over)
I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a
promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise.
So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's
family and make their introction.
Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest.
MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue.
MRS. BLUE I guess.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY
Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone.
FORREST (voice-over)
And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself.
FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember
everything you said, and I got it all figured out.
Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket.
FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred
and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got...
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
... well, that's left after a new hair cut and a
new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner
and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers.
Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash.
OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE
Forrest stands at the grave.
FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was
in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just
loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle."
Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says
it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody.
So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new
nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat.
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin',
but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough.
EXT. DOCKS
Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket.
FORREST I only caught five.
OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail.
The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest.
OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat?
FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before,
but there was only one I could think of.
Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny."
FORREST (voice-over)
The most beautiful name in the wide world.