四年級英語笑話

Ⅰ 5個四年級上冊小學生淺顯易懂的英語小笑話

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
完美兒子
A:我有一個很完美的兒子.
B:他抽煙嗎?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒嗎?
A:不喝.
B:他會不會很晚回家?
A:不會.
B:我想你確實有一個完美兒子. 那他多大了?
A:下個星期三就滿6個月了.
Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老太婆，」他回答說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
我剛咬破自己的舌頭
「我們有毒嗎？」一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。
「是的，親愛的，」她回答說，「你問這個干什麼？」
「因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。」
Jane:mom,what's the meaning of angel?
Mom:angel is a kind of person who can fly and with wing.
Jane:but miss helen can't fly,but why did dad call her "my angle"?
Mom(with angry):really?oh,I will let her fly at once!
簡:媽媽,天使是什麼意思?
媽媽:天使是一種有翅膀,會飛的人.
簡:但是海倫小姐不會飛,爸爸為什麼叫她"我的天使"呢?
媽媽(氣憤地):真的?好,我馬上就叫她飛!

A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.

B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.

A: No, it wasn』t raining.

A：我看見7個女孩共撐一把傘卻沒有一個被淋濕。

B：啊？那一定是把很大的傘吧！

A：不是，當時並沒有下雨。

Ⅱ 英語小笑話（四年級下）

英語笑話大全 上面有很多的英語笑話 有中文翻譯

http://www.ikouyu.com/e/joke/

希望回對你有答幫助！

Ⅲ 四年級笑話英語作文100字

How much English can you speak? "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English." The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

Ⅳ 四年級英語小笑話，中英文都要的。。。

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so
interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
「昨天給你的錢干什麼了？」
「我給了一個可憐的老內太婆，」他回答容說。 「你真是個好孩子，」媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」

這個當時我也用過，不知道能幫上你什麼，反正挺簡單的，我個人比較喜歡，不知道你怎麼看，反正當時我用的是這個^_^！

Ⅳ 英語小笑話 四年級能看懂 簡短一點，帶翻譯

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見一個牌子版上寫著"學校----慢行"。
sign：牌權子，路標
corner：轉彎處，拐角處

Ⅵ 一分鍾能讀完的英語小笑話（小學四年級適合）

A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You』re a good boy," said the mother proudly.
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
」昨天給你的錢干什麼了？「
」我給了一個可憐的老太婆，「他回答說。
」你真是個好孩子，「媽媽驕傲地說。「再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？」
「她是個賣糖果的。」
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆，您為什麼每天上學遲到？ 湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。"
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

Notes:
poisonous adj.有毒的
Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因為我剛咬了自己的舌頭。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式。

我剛咬破自己的舌頭
「我們有毒嗎？」一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。
「是的，親愛的，」她回答說，「你問這個干什麼？」
「因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。」

Ⅶ 英文短笑話 最簡單的 要短的 四年級

There
is
a
family,
is
very
rich.
One
day,
his
son
to
go
to
school,
mother
asked
her
son,
go
out
alone
in
our
family
was
very
rich,
his
son
to
keep
in
Heart.
The
Chinese
class,
the
teacher
asked
the
students
to
write
an
article
about
the
family.
Son:
my
family
is
poor.
My
mother
is
very
poor,
very
poor,
dad
was
very
poor,
my
servant
is
poor,
the
gardener
is
poor,
the
driver
is
very
poor,
very
poor...
有一戶人家，很有錢。一天，兒子要去上學，媽媽叫
兒子，出去後別說咱們家專很有錢，兒子牢記在屬
心。語文課上，老師叫同學們寫一篇關於家庭的作文。
兒子寫：我家很窮。我很窮，媽媽很窮，爸爸很窮，我家的僕人很窮，園丁很窮，司機很窮，保姆很窮。。。

Ⅷ 要小學四年級的英語小笑話和謎語（要有中文和謎底）

謎語,動物的抄:It
likes
fish
.It
can
catch
mice
in
evening
.
It
can
clamb
teers.
It
has
yellow
or
blue
eyes
.What's
this
in
English
?
Answer;Oh,I
know.
It's
a
cat.
中文：它喜歡魚．襲它能在夜晚捉住老鼠．它會爬樹．它有兩只黃色或藍色的眼睛．這個用英語怎麼說？
回答：噢，我知道．它是一隻貓．
補充：只要跟貓沾邊就行．同齡人寫的會好一點．（ME就是同齡人哦！！！！！！！！！）

Ⅸ 小學四年級英語笑話

Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "

Notes:
(1) inform v.告訴
(2) nest n.窩；巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓勵
(5) resemble v. 相似；類似

18.鳥窩與頭發
我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一隻鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。
「是什麼鳥呢？」我姐姐問她。
「我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。」那孩子回答說。
「那麼，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎？」我姐姐鼓勵她道。
「哦，老師，就像你的頭發一樣。」

Ⅹ 英文短笑話 最簡單的 要短的 四年級

There
is
a
family,
is
very
rich.
One
day,
his
son
to
go
to
school,
mother
asked
her
son,
go
out
alone
in
our
family
was
very
rich,
his
son
to
keep
in
Heart.
The
Chinese
class,
the
teacher
asked
the
students
to
write
an
article
about
the
family.
Son:
my
family
is
poor.
My
mother
is
very
poor,
very
poor,
dad
was
very
poor,
my
servant
is
poor,
the
gardener
is
poor,
the
driver
is
very
poor,
very
poor...
有一戶抄人家，很有襲錢。一天，兒子要去上學，媽媽叫
兒子，出去後別說咱們家很有錢，兒子牢記在
心。語文課上，老師叫同學們寫一篇關於家庭的作文。
兒子寫：我家很窮。我很窮，媽媽很窮，爸爸很窮，我家的僕人很窮，園丁很窮，司機很窮，保姆很窮。。。