大學英語話劇劇本

『壹』 尋找一份大學生英語話劇的劇本

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『貳』 大學生英文話劇劇本

英語話劇表演劇本：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
作者：George

呵呵．我們准備搞一個話劇表演，找了一個劇本，蠻經典的．

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a prettydaughter

namedSnow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. Thequeen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. Shedressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework allday and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do somecleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water andso on.)

皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m verybeautiful. you see. If anyone ismore

beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I wantto know something, It will tell me surely.

Now,mirror, mirror, come here!

魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want toknow?

皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

Who is the fairest of the all?

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty!

You are the fairest of all, I think.

But there is a young lady.

She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black asebony.

She is much more beautiful than you.

皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?

Whois she? Tell me quickly.

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty!

Sheis Snow White.

皇後：Snow White? No, I』m the most beautiful in the world. Oh,hunter,

come here, come here!

獵人：Yes. Your Majesty! I』m here now.

皇後：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick someflowers.

Find a lonely place and kill her.

獵人：But she is the princess. …

皇後：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don』t want to see herany longer.

獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!

皇後：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it tome.

Otherwise,I will punish you.

獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!

白雪：( Pick some flowers. )

Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!

獵人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated )

Oh!My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can』t! I can』t killher!

白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)

What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?

獵人：Your Majesty! I』m very sorry. Someone wants me to killyou.

白雪：But who?

獵人：The queen.

白雪：The queen! But why?

獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to killyou.

白雪：My dear hunter. Don』t kill me. I will run into the forestand never come back again.

獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eatyou.

白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.

旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot itand took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into thewild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a littlecottage.

白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can』t find me now, I think. How I amtired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there areseven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here aretheir names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy,Dopey.

Oh, how I want to sleep!

旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. Theywere seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in themountain.

老學究：I』m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.

開心果：I』m the Happy. I』m the happiest person in theworld.

噴嚏精：I』m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.

害羞鬼：I』m the Bashful. I』m a shy man.

老頑固：I』m the Grumpy. I』m not so easy to believe a stranger.The next one

is Dopey. He can』t talk like us.

老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!

開心果：Who is it?

噴嚏精：Perhaps it』s the ghost!

瞌睡蟲：Let』s go into our cottage silently.

害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.

老頑固：Perhaps it』s the witch.

旁白： When Dopey was holdingthe candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They allcried out with astonishment.

老學究：What a lovely child!

開心果：How beautiful!

噴嚏精：Who is she?

瞌睡蟲：Don』t wake her up.

害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?

老頑固：Kill her.

白雪： ( Wake up )

What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor,Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.

七矮人：But why are you in our house?

白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to yourhouse. Don』t drive me away. Let me stay with you.

老學究：If you take care of our house.

開心果：If you do some cooking for us.

噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.

瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.

害羞鬼：But you must be careful.

老頑固：Don』t go out. Don』t let anyone come in. Your stepmotherwill find you and kill you.

白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.

旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the sevendwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand,when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror andasked.

皇後：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?

魔鏡：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White isstill alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one ismore beautiful than she.

皇後：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costsmy life.

旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like anold woman. She came to the cottage .

皇後：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Verycheap.

白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?

皇後：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. Thisone, please!

白雪：OK! Thank you!

( Having a small piece, dead )

皇後：Now I』m the most beautiful in the world.

旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatlysurprise to see Snow White dead

七矮人：What』s the matter?

老學究：Snow White is dead.

七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Nowlet』s pick some flowers and place around her

旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. Shelooked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red asrose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a princecame to the seven dwarfs』 house. When he saw Snow White, he fellin love with her.

王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to bemy wife.

七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to bekind to her.

王子：Yes, I will.

I will love you forever, my dear! ( Kiss her.)

旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came toher life, as was written in the magic book of the wickedqueen.

白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?

王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more thaneverything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?

白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!

七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!

旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding washeld with great show

白雪：Good Bye!

七矮人：Bye-bye!

May you Happy Forever!

白雪、王子：Thank you.

Good Bye.

See you later.

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『叄』 八人的大學英語話劇劇本

我也在找啊，可憐的

『肆』 大學生搞笑英語話劇劇本

荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語話劇劇本
旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, 「Yingzheng」. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It』s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾） I』m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I』ve told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan」!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）
荊軻
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荊軻
OK. I』m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers』 world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荊軻
Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音樂起
兩人沖上前來
「人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。。」
李莫愁倒地
荊軻大笑
李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren』t you hurt?
荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要麼，需要麼？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荊軻再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to 「How are you」?
荊柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹暈倒
荊柯：Hey, man, I』m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I』m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?
荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荊柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荊柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荊柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What』s the TCM?
荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn』t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What』s the TCM?
觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荊柯（激動）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn』t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……
（《No matter》音樂起，荊軻先與阿三跳探戈，擁入懷中，又甩出去，阿三做嘔吐狀。然後荊軻與太子丹跳倫巴，最後太子丹擺一個女性化的造型，向後彎腰並抬其中一條腿，荊軻做調戲狀。）
荊柯(誠懇狀) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大話西遊》主題曲響起）
荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在後.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，並拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）
荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）
荊珂(流淚) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荊珂（欲走還留，執子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.
妻子:"I promise."
荊軻:"Never let go. 「
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荊軻的發音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的台詞。）
妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，
荊珂上船，漸漸遠去
妻子：It』s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

『伍』 高分求一份大學生英語話劇劇本！！！

AprilFool'sDay

N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!

F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.

Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!

N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.

U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?

F: Ok, here.

U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!

N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.

D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，卻被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃驚地）

D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）

D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!

D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?

D1: What a pity!

N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.

S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!

N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.

King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.

F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.

N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.

k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?

F: April 1.轉自：

K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!

N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".

『陸』 大學英語短劇劇本

Yellow
Cen Jie:My bird is yellow.
Sarah:My cat isyellow,too.
Cen Jie:Look at my yellow bird.
Sarah:Look at my yellow cat.
Amy:frog is yellow.
Cen Jie:No,Amy.a frog is green.
Amy:frog is yellow!

『柒』 大學英語話劇劇本 關於名人的

奧運話劇劇本---神奇力量
時間：奧運會開賽之前。
地點：雅典城，Trivisonno的卧室。
時鍾敲響了九下，街道上的人們依舊在狂歡。他們拿著Blanchard的海報，高叫著Blanchard必勝的口號。
Trivisonno（從床上坐起來，走到窗戶旁邊，不屑地向下張望，看見狂熱的人群從窗戶下面走過）：哼，無聊地人們，你們難道不知道住在這里的人才是一位真正的長跑天才嗎？
人群依然在窗外喧鬧。
Trivisonno（沖著窗外大喊）：你們給我閉嘴！Blanchard？Blanchard！滿城的人都在叫他的名字！你們睜開自己的眼睛看看這里！這里也同樣住著一位體育奇才！他現在需要休息，因為明天比賽就要開始了！
人群中一人（女生）（抬眼看了一下Trivisonno，然後大笑起來）： Blanchard已經三度獲得馬拉松項目的金牌了，Hermes贈給了他飛騰的速度，Ares贈給了他無畏的勇氣。你是誰？沒有人聽說過你的名字。你也敢在運動場上亮出自己的名號嗎？
Trivisonno（憤怒地關上窗戶）：無知的人！我會證明給你們看的！（狠狠地坐到床上，用被子蒙住臉，阻止屋外的喧鬧聲傳到自己的耳朵里。）
人群下。
過半分鍾左右，Trivisonno又從床上坐起來，感情憂郁。
Trivisonno（嘆氣）：我想我恐怕真的沒有這個實力拿金牌……（咬牙）可我不能就這樣輸給那個Blanchard，讓城裡的人看我的笑話！哦，除非有神奇的力量……（跪在床前，雙手高舉）奧林匹斯的諸神啊，請你們賜予我神奇的力量吧，讓我贏得明天的比賽！
人群喧鬧聲漸漸淡去，窗外傳來小販細弱的叫賣聲。小販背著布口袋上，手中舉著一個色彩艷麗的葯瓶。
小販（高舉葯瓶，悄聲細語）：神奇力量（The Magic Power）並不難找，只要你留心細細觀瞧。讓我們把眾神瞞過，趁著這晚夜黑風高，快快用這瓶神奇力量把錢賺到。（略微抬高嗓音）神奇力量，有沒有人要？
Trivisonno（將窗戶推開一個小縫，露出腦袋，沖著小販低聲叫喊）：嘿！你真的有神奇力量嗎？我是說你的葯能讓我在馬拉松比賽上獲得冠軍嗎？
小販（走到窗前，挺起胸脯）：當然！這是最有效的增強葯，只要這一瓶，豈止是馬拉松比賽，你可以直接到奧林匹斯山上找Herakles（大力神）對決！
Trivisonno（向窗外謹慎地左右張望了一下，從懷中掏出一袋錢幣）：好了，我們成交！
小販下，Trivisonno將葯瓶放入懷中，安心睡去。
Athena（雅典娜）從窗前走過，看向屋內。Athena頭帶銀色王冠，手拿權杖，身穿潔白長裙。
Athena（神情庄嚴）：這愚蠢的人不能領會奧林匹克的意義，竟趁著夜色干出荒唐的事。該給他上一課，不能讓他隨意玷污奧林匹斯山的聖火。
Athena（舉起權杖，指向Trivisonno，口中念神諭）：時間的轉輪，請你快快轉動起來，攪亂人們的記憶，展現出一個混亂的未來。（時間快速走動的聲音）
Athena走進屋內，將月桂樹花環放到Trivisonno頭上。Athena下。
人群上。
人群（歡呼）：Trivisonno是我們的王！他神勇無比，打敗了Blanchard！他創下了馬拉松的新記錄！Trivisonno是我們的王！
Trivisonno被吵醒，走到窗前，推開窗戶。
Trivisonno（詫異地）：出了什麼事？
人群中一人（女生）（高聲驚呼）：是他！我們的英雄Trivisonno！今天你用信鴿的速度獲得了馬拉松比賽的冠軍！你怎能忘記這些事呢？你的頭上還戴著月桂樹的花環呢！
Trivisonno（摘下頭上的花環，冥想一會兒，繼而想起）：哦！我當然記得！我足足比Blanchard少用了半個小時！哦，當然，我已經成為奧林匹克新的英雄啦！
人群（歡呼）：萬歲！Trivisonno是我們的王！Trivisonno萬歲！
Blanchard衣著凌亂，憤怒地推開人群，徑直走到Trivisonno窗前。人群叫喊著，下。
Blanchard（憤怒地指著Trivisonno的鼻子）：這次算你僥幸，讓你贏了比賽！等著吧，我會努力四年，四年之後的運動場上我們再見！你不會沒有勇氣接受挑戰吧？
Trivisonno（身體開始發抖，還是故作鎮定挺起胸膛）：我當然會……接受挑戰……
Blanchard（嘲笑地）：你的聲音在發抖！怎麼，你不會只是使用了什麼卑劣的手段才贏得比賽的吧？
Trivisonno（又心虛地顫抖了一下）：沒有……
Blanchard（凶惡地）：四年，這時間不算長。我想你會記住的，到時候見！
Blanchard氣沖沖地離開，下。
Trivisonno緊張地從懷中拿出葯瓶，打開蓋，往外倒葯，發現葯瓶已經空了。
（害怕地）：已經沒有葯了，我急於求勝，在比賽之前已經把一瓶葯都喝完了。四年之後，我又能拿什麼和他較量呢？
Trivisonno回到床上，忐忑不安。
一個記者（女生）帶著幾個攝影師急匆匆地走到Trivisonno的窗前。攝影師在記者旁邊站好，手中高舉攝象機和照相機。
記者（手中舉話筒，神采奕奕）：各位觀眾，這里是雅典體育在線直播節目。我們已經趕到了Trivisonno先生家中。在今天上午的馬拉松比賽上，Trivisonno先生創造了新的記錄，成為了奧運會上的一匹黑馬。現在我們就要進距離地采訪他一下。（直接走進屋內）晚上好，Trivisonno先生！
Trivisonno（嚇得從床上站了起來，慌忙把葯瓶揣入懷中）：你們好。
記者（說話速度飛快）：我是雅典體育在線直播節目的記者，今天您神奇地打破了馬拉松記錄，我們想知道您只怎樣訓練，才使自己達到這樣高超的水平呢？（將話筒伸了出去）
Trivisonno（結結巴巴）：我……我……
記者（善解人意地微笑）：啊，我想Trivisonno先生可能是由於獲得冠軍而太激動了，使得他一時間無法用言語表達。沒關系，Trivisonno先生，只要把您平日訓練的情況如實地告訴觀眾就好餓，他們想知道關於您的一切。（再次將話筒伸了出去）
Trivisonno（開始擦額頭上的汗珠）：我就是……每天跑步……跑步……
記者（立即接過話題）：跑步？您每天都跑步多長時間呢？你又在哪裡練習跑步呢？你知道，觀眾朋友們希望每天都和您一起訓練跑步呢！我們認為，只有全民參與，親自體驗，才能理解運動員不屑努力所傳達出來的奧林匹克精神！
Trivisonno（越來越頻繁地擦額頭上的汗珠）：我……就是……
幾個西裝革履的官員走進Trivisonno家中，其中一人接過記者手中的話筒，直接面對攝象機。
官員（表情嚴肅）：各位觀眾，由於Trivisonno先生在這次馬拉松比賽中取得出色的成績，雅典奧運組委會已經決定讓Trivisonno先生擔任雅典城的奧運形象大使，並由國家出錢讓他繼續參加今年的亞洲杯馬拉松邀請賽。您一定有信心贏，是嗎？
Trivisonno（囁嚅地）：啊，還要比賽啊……
官員：當然，您在這次比賽中已經充分地展現出您的卓越實力。我們認為您應該在世界舞台上得到更好的展示！
Trivisonno突然坐到了床上，雙手抱頭。
記者、眾官員、攝影師（圍了上來）：您怎麼了，Trivisonno先生？
Trivisonno（抬起頭，揮舞手臂，哭喊）：你們都出去！出去！我不想再參加任何一場比賽了！一點也不想！
記者、眾官員、攝影師下。
Trivisonno（重新拿出懷里的小葯瓶，沮喪地）：我真後悔！如果我沒有喝這瓶神奇力量，沒有贏得比賽，那麼一切都會好起來的！我真是自作自受啊！
Athena走到窗前，朗誦神諭。
Athena：神奇力量並不神奇，究竟是哪裡出了問題？小小的葯瓶惹出了禍，愚蠢的人現在應當覺悟。
Athena走進屋裡，來到Trivisonno對面。
Athena：看來，你現在已經非常後悔了。
rivisonno：是的，我發現自己幹了一件大錯事。比賽的輸贏完全要看自己的實力，不能有一點投機取巧啊。可是，你是誰？難道是是……Athena？
Athena：哦，非常好，你終於明白了。奧運會是一場聖潔的運動比賽，對於那些以正直和坦誠的品質來參加比賽的人們，奧林匹斯山會給他們最高的敬意。但是對於那些懷著僥幸心理的人，奧林匹斯山上的神靈是不會給他們留一點情面的。因為我們不允許聖火被玷污上齷齪的色彩。
Trivisonno（哭泣著）：好了好了，尊敬的Athena，我已經知道我的過錯了。您能否寬恕我這一次的過失？我將會永遠銘記您的話語。
Athena（舉起權杖，Trivisonno慢慢走到床前，躺下）：時間請你往回轉，好在一切都未開始。愚蠢的人已變得明智，我們的故事就要重新開始。（時間快速走動的聲音）
Athena下。
天色已亮，窗外的人群又叫嚷起來。
人群：馬拉松比賽今天就要開始！去看比賽！去看比賽！為Blanchard先生加油！
人群從窗前走過。
Trivisonno（起床，慌忙從懷里拿出葯瓶，發現瓶蓋還未打開，喜出望外）：感謝女神Athena！我不會去喝這瓶葯。神奇力量並不神奇，要想拿到金牌還靠自己的實力。（丟掉了葯瓶）請給我四年時間，讓我努力練習。冠軍的頭銜並不重要。只有正直與坦城的人，才能無愧地踏上奧林匹斯山的聖潔土地。
Trivisonno鞠躬，下。

『捌』 求一個關於大學生活的英語話劇劇本，急急急

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Character descriptions:

(G)George － He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.

(K)Ken － He fools around all the time. He doesn』 know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn』t like to be blamed.

(T)Tida － He doesn』t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.

(M)Mancy－She is George』s girlfriend. She doesn』t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie』s feelings.

(A)Annie －She is Mancy』s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy』s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn』t like her evil thinking.

Plot:

There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives…..

SceneⅠ

(In Girls』 Dorm)

M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything』s so cheap there.

A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, 「Annie, let』s go eat at Hung-Lin. (They walk hand in hand.)

M: We』re friends. Our friendship will last forever. (They look at each other, and cross their fingers.)

OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don』t like each other.

SceneⅡ

(Boys』 Dorm)

Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.

M: What』s the most important thing for you?

G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.

M: Wow….I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you』re sad, you』re the only one that』s sad.

T: Be quiet, OK? I can』t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.

K: It』s too lousy for me to fall asleep.

(George and Mancy just keep talking.)

M: George, you』re so humorous.

T: (hits the desk) No more talking.

(At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.

Annie calls Mancy.)

M: Hello, this is Mancy.

A: Mancy, it』s Annie. Where are you? I』ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?

M: I』m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I』m with …George…..

A: It』s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.

M: I know. Next time we』ll go out to have fun together.

SceneⅢ

(In class)

K: Sorry, I』m late.

(Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.)

K: Why did you lock me out? I could』t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.

G: Oh. It』s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.

T: I didn』t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.

K: Come on! Are you kidding? I』m not happy about that. Please don』t do that again.

T: Oh…OK.

A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?

M: Hmm…I』d like to see the movie, but I had a date.

A: Who was with you? George?

M: Yes….

A: Mancy, I』m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But ….now George is all your life.

M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.

A: I don』t think so.

K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.

T: I agree with you. I can』t play my computer games well.

(The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.)

Scene Ⅳ

(On the road)

M: Where are we going?

G: We』re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You』ll be very interested in it.

M: Wow, I』m so excited. But you』re riding too fast.

G: That』s OK.

Oh, no! ( George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.)

SceneⅤ

(In the hospital)

M: Are you OK?

G: Oh…I』m OK. Don』t worry. How about you?

M: Just a little hurt.

G: I』m so sorry.

M: No, don』t say that.

G: But the surprise ….

M: That』s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?

G: Maybe I need a walking stick.

Scene Ⅵ

(In the boys』 dorm)

K: What happened to you?

G: I had a motorcycle accident.

T: Are you OK?

G: I』m fine, but it hurts a lot..

K: How did it happen?

G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.

T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?

G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That』s so exciting!

K: But it』s dangerous. You might get killed.

T: Yeah, Ken』s right. Safety is the only way to go home.

G: Well, I』ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.

T: You』re hurt. How are you going to class later?

K: We can help him go to class.

T: That』s a good idea.

G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we』re good friends.

K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.

T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.

Scene Ⅶ

(In the girls』 dorm)

A: Oh, my…Are you OK?

M: I feel just a little painful.

A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?

M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we』re best friends.

A: Thanks, I』ll treat you to dinner….

M: Really? Where will we go?

A: Hung-Lin, of course.

M: Oh, no!

『玖』 要一個大學生英文話劇劇本，不用太長，十五六分鍾就行，六個人演，台詞簡單點，搞笑點的，急需

《 荊珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, 「Yingzheng」. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.

Action I

太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It』s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾） I』m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?

阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.

太子丹：I』ve told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan」!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）

太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼，人才！然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：Yes.

Action II

（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）

荊軻
Are you Li mochou?

李莫愁
Yes.

荊軻
OK. I』m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers』 world.

李莫愁
Are you challenging me?

荊軻
Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意

李莫愁
Come on!

音樂起
兩人沖上前來
「人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。。」
李莫愁倒地
荊軻大笑

李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren』t you hurt?

荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要麼，需要麼？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.

荊軻再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to 「How are you」?

荊柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹暈倒

荊柯：Hey, man, I』m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I』m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?

荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：
To be or not to be, that's a question.

阿三：Hero，we need your help.

荊柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.

荊柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?

荊柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What? What』s the TCM?

荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn』t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

阿三：Excuse me? What』s the TCM?

觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .

太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.

荊柯（激動）：Slimming減食療法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn』t rece my weight.

阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……

荊柯(誠懇狀) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!

Action Ш

（《大話西遊》主題曲響起）

荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在後.

阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.

（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，並拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）

荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love you.

妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）

荊珂(流淚) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》)

妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.

荊珂（欲走還留，執子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.

妻子:"I promise."

荊軻:"Never let go. 「

妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荊軻的發音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的台詞。）

妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，
荊珂上船，漸漸遠去

妻子：It』s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……

妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.

阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

結束！

『拾』 求大學生英語話劇劇本~~!!

英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money

Scene1（At Salesman』s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!

另一個

白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

你看看哪個合適,也可以做一些修改

英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money

Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景

Scene1（At Salesman』s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don』t know why.The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)

M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)

Scene 3:（At Maggie』s home）

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let』s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let』s.
(取吉他，開始准備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來「you first」之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What』s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don』t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can』t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 給錢)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
A: …….
D: What』s wrong?
M: I』ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
P: Hey! You shouldn』t stay here, leave now!
C: Let』s go home, let』s go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I』m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it』s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）
D: He?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What』s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I』ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don』t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let』s go home. Let』s go home.
Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don』t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn』t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let』s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let』s go.
N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.