大學英語情景劇劇本
A. 求一個關於大學生活的英語話劇劇本，急急急
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Character descriptions:
(G)George － He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.
(K)Ken － He fools around all the time. He doesn』 know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn』t like to be blamed.
(T)Tida － He doesn』t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.
(M)Mancy－She is George』s girlfriend. She doesn』t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie』s feelings.
(A)Annie －She is Mancy』s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy』s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn』t like her evil thinking.
Plot:
There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives…..
SceneⅠ
(In Girls』 Dorm)
M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything』s so cheap there.
A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, 「Annie, let』s go eat at Hung-Lin. (They walk hand in hand.)
M: We』re friends. Our friendship will last forever. (They look at each other, and cross their fingers.)
OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don』t like each other.
SceneⅡ
(Boys』 Dorm)
Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.
M: What』s the most important thing for you?
G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.
M: Wow….I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you』re sad, you』re the only one that』s sad.
T: Be quiet, OK? I can』t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.
K: It』s too lousy for me to fall asleep.
(George and Mancy just keep talking.)
M: George, you』re so humorous.
T: (hits the desk) No more talking.
(At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.
Annie calls Mancy.)
M: Hello, this is Mancy.
A: Mancy, it』s Annie. Where are you? I』ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?
M: I』m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I』m with …George…..
A: It』s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.
M: I know. Next time we』ll go out to have fun together.
SceneⅢ
(In class)
K: Sorry, I』m late.
(Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.)
K: Why did you lock me out? I could』t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.
G: Oh. It』s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.
T: I didn』t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.
K: Come on! Are you kidding? I』m not happy about that. Please don』t do that again.
T: Oh…OK.
A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?
M: Hmm…I』d like to see the movie, but I had a date.
A: Who was with you? George?
M: Yes….
A: Mancy, I』m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But ….now George is all your life.
M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.
A: I don』t think so.
K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.
T: I agree with you. I can』t play my computer games well.
(The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.)
Scene Ⅳ
(On the road)
M: Where are we going?
G: We』re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You』ll be very interested in it.
M: Wow, I』m so excited. But you』re riding too fast.
G: That』s OK.
Oh, no! ( George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.)
SceneⅤ
(In the hospital)
M: Are you OK?
G: Oh…I』m OK. Don』t worry. How about you?
M: Just a little hurt.
G: I』m so sorry.
M: No, don』t say that.
G: But the surprise ….
M: That』s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?
G: Maybe I need a walking stick.
Scene Ⅵ
(In the boys』 dorm)
K: What happened to you?
G: I had a motorcycle accident.
T: Are you OK?
G: I』m fine, but it hurts a lot..
K: How did it happen?
G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.
T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?
G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That』s so exciting!
K: But it』s dangerous. You might get killed.
T: Yeah, Ken』s right. Safety is the only way to go home.
G: Well, I』ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.
T: You』re hurt. How are you going to class later?
K: We can help him go to class.
T: That』s a good idea.
G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we』re good friends.
K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.
T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.
Scene Ⅶ
(In the girls』 dorm)
A: Oh, my…Are you OK?
M: I feel just a little painful.
A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?
M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we』re best friends.
A: Thanks, I』ll treat you to dinner….
M: Really? Where will we go?
A: Hung-Lin, of course.
M: Oh, no!
B. 急求大學英語情景劇，4人或5人的，勵志加點搞笑，英語課堂上表演用的。謝謝
英語劇本：驕傲的孔雀（A proud peacock）
小松鼠：（軟翻上）
小猴：（圍著小松鼠） Great! Great! Let me have a try.
棒極了！棒極了！讓我也來一個。
狐狸：（追上） Hi! You two, don』t play any more. The forest concert is going to begin.
嗨！你們兩個，別再鬧了。 森林音樂會將要開始了。
You』d better go and prepare for it.
你們最好快去做准備工作吧！
小猴：Look, I』m just preparing for it.看，我不正在排練嗎？（准備前滾翻）
狐狸：You naught monkey! Don』t play any more.
你這個調皮的猴子，別貪玩了。
小松鼠：Let』s go! Little monkey! 我們走吧！小猴！
小猴：Would you like to go with us, Fox?你和我們一起走嗎？狐狸？
狐狸：Thanks! But I』m going to invite the peacock to our concert.
I』ll be back soon.
謝謝！但我還要去請孔雀來參加我們的音樂會。我馬上就回來。
松鼠、小猴：See you later! 等會見！
狐狸：See you later!
（自言自語地）My beautiful peacock. Where are you? Can you hear me?（狐狸下）美麗的孔雀。 你在哪裡？ 你能聽到我在叫你嗎？
孔雀（上）：Hi, I』m a peacock! Look! How pretty I am!
My colourfull feathers.
大家好！我是孔雀。看！我多漂亮啊！ 我五彩繽紛的羽毛。
My beautiful cockscomb. Who have these just like mine?
Oh! What are you saying?
美麗的冠子。 你們誰有呢？ 哦！你說什麼？
Have I got any friends? Oh, no, no. I don』t need any friends. My only friend is me.
我有沒有朋友？ 哦，不、不。我不需要任何朋友。我自己就是我的朋友。
狐狸（上）：Hello! My beautiful peacock. I』m looking for you everywhere.
你好！美麗的孔雀。 我正到處找你呢。
孔雀：Looking for me? 找我？
狐狸：Oh, yes! We are holding a forest concert.
Would you like to join us?
哦，是的！我們要舉行一個森林音樂會。你願意一起參加嗎？
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never play with any ugly ones.
Look! Your ears are so long.
哦，不，不。我從不和醜陋的人一起玩。看！你的耳朵這么長，
They are too terrible. And all of your friends are ugly too.
Do you think so?（對觀眾）
他們太可怕了。 並且你所有的朋友都和你一樣醜陋。你們說呢？
狐狸：My beautiful peacock. You are too proud.
That』s bad for you. Although we are not beautiful.
美麗的孔雀， 你太驕傲了。 這對你不好。 雖然我們並不漂亮。
We』ll help you when necessary. Please be our friend.
And please take part in our concert.
但我們會幫助你在你困難的時候，請成為我們的朋友吧！並請參加我們的音樂劇吧！
We all like your dance.我們都喜歡你跳舞。
孔雀：Oh, no, no. I never dance for any ugly ones.
And I』ll never need your helps.
哦，不，不，我從不為醜陋的人跳舞。 並且我不需要你們的幫助。
狐狸：My beautiful peacock…… 美麗的孔雀……
孔雀：（打斷狐狸的話）Don』t say any more. You ugly fox.
你別說了，醜陋的狐狸。
狐狸：Oh, I have to leave now. You are too proud.
哦，我必須走了。 你太驕傲了。
孔雀：（獨白）Oh, what a lovely day. The sun is shining brightly.
Why not have a good sleep under this tall tree?
啊，陽光多好啊。 讓我在這樹下美美的睡上一覺。
大灰狼：（自言自語）I』m so hungry. I』m so hungry.
Those elves are staying together.
我太餓了。 我太餓了。 那些小精靈們團結的那麼緊。
I hear they are having a forest concert today.
I have no chance to catch them.
我聽說他們又搞什麼森林音樂會。 我連抓住他們的機會都沒有。
I』m so hungry. Oh, there』s a big hole in the tree.
What』s in it? Is there something for me?
我太餓了。 哦，那棵樹里有一個大洞。 那裡面有什麼呢？有什麼可吃的呢？
Oh, what』s that? A beautiful peacock.
I think I won』t be hungry any longer.
哦，那是什麼？一隻美麗的孔雀。 我想我不會再餓肚子了。
Look! The two fat arms. They are delicious.
看！那兩只結實的胳膊。他們定是美味的。
孔雀：（驚嚇的）Oh! My god. Who』s that? What are you doing for?
哦！上帝啊！那是什麼？你想干什麼？
大灰狼：Aha! I』m your good friend. Don』t be afraid.
啊哈！我是你的好朋友。 別害怕。
孔雀：I haven』t got any friends. 我從來沒有朋友。
大灰狼：That』s OK! Otherwise I』ll have no such a chance.
這就對了！否則的話我怎麼會有這樣的機會呢？
孔雀：You, you are a wolf. You evil one.
你，你是一隻大灰狼。你想害我。
大灰狼：You are right. I』m so hungry. And you are my good dinner.
你說對了。 我太餓了。 你是我豐盛的午餐。
孔雀：Help! Help!…. 救命啊！救命啊！…..
大灰狼：Don』t run away. My little dear!
別跑，我的小乖乖。
猴子：（出）Listen! Someone is shouting help!
聽！誰在喊救命！
狐狸、松鼠：（跑上）Who is crying for help? 誰在喊救命？
（幕內）孔雀：Help! Help! A big wolf is going to kill me!
救命呀！救命呀！大灰狼要吃我了！
松鼠：Perhaps it』s the peacock.好像是孔雀。
猴子：Oh, my god! A wolf is running after her. My friends.
Let』s go and help her quickly.
哦，上帝啊！一隻狼正在追趕她。 我的朋友們，讓我們快去幫她。
狐狸：Let me ask Brother Dear to come. Brother Dear! Brother Dear!
我去叫鹿大哥。 鹿大哥！ 鹿大哥！
孔雀：Help! Help! (聲音漸弱，倒下，狼正要撲過去)
鹿：（出）Stop! Stop! You evil one. 住手！你這可惡的大灰狼。
猴子、松鼠：Stop! Stop! You evil one.
住手！你這可惡的大灰狼。
大灰狼：Get away! You! Get away! Or I』ll kill you.
滾開！小東西！滾開！要不我就殺了你。
鹿：If you don』t want to die. You』d better leave here right now.
如果你不想死的話。 你最好馬上離開這兒。
大灰狼：Forgive me! Forgive me!
饒了我吧！ 饒了我吧！
鹿：Don』t bully us again.
以後不許再傷害我們的朋友。
大灰狼：I won』t.! I won』t!
不敢了！不敢了 ！
孔雀：Thank you ！Thank you very much I would have die but for you ! 謝謝你！謝謝你！要不我早就死了。
猴子：Don』t cry any more ! 別哭了。
鹿：Let me have a look at your wound .Nothing serious!
讓我給你檢查一下，沒事的。
狐狸： My beautiful peacock ！Let me help you！
美麗的孔雀，讓我來幫助你。
孔雀：Thanks a lot ! Let me be your friend.
Let me give you my beautiful dance.
謝謝你們，讓我成為你們的朋友吧！讓我為你們表演最美的舞蹈。
眾：Welcome! Welcome ! 歡迎歡迎！
鹿：Now let』s go and have our forest concert.
現在讓我們一起去開森林音樂會吧！
眾：Ok! Let』s go together!
好！我們走！
C. 要一個大學生英文話劇劇本，不用太長，十五六分鍾就行，六個人演，台詞簡單點，搞笑點的，急需
《 荊珂刺秦王》
旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, 「Yingzheng」. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It』s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾） I』m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I』ve told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan」!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼，人才！然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）
荊軻
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荊軻
OK. I』m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers』 world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荊軻
Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音樂起
兩人沖上前來
「人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。。」
李莫愁倒地
荊軻大笑
李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren』t you hurt?
荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要麼，需要麼？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荊軻再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to 「How are you」?
荊柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹暈倒
荊柯：Hey, man, I』m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I』m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?
荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荊柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荊柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荊柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What』s the TCM?
荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn』t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What』s the TCM?
觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.
荊柯（激動）：Slimming減食療法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn』t rece my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……
荊柯(誠懇狀) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大話西遊》主題曲響起）
荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在後.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，並拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）
荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）
荊珂(流淚) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荊珂（欲走還留，執子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.
妻子:"I promise."
荊軻:"Never let go. 「
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荊軻的發音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的台詞。）
妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，
荊珂上船，漸漸遠去
妻子：It』s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
結束！
D. 求大學英語情景劇劇本，內容要關於克服害羞的，大概5-10分鍾就行。
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E. 求大學生英語話劇劇本~~!!
英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一個
白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
你看看哪個合適,也可以做一些修改
英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money
Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景
Scene1（At Salesman』s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don』t know why.The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)
M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)
Scene 3:（At Maggie』s home）
N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let』s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let』s.
(取吉他，開始准備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來「you first」之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What』s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don』t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can』t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 給錢)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)
N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
A: …….
D: What』s wrong?
M: I』ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.
Scene 4: (At the school gate)
N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
P: Hey! You shouldn』t stay here, leave now!
C: Let』s go home, let』s go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I』m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it』s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）
D: He?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What』s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I』ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don』t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let』s go home. Let』s go home.
Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don』t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn』t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let』s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let』s go.
N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
F. 大學英語短劇劇本
Yellow
Cen Jie:My bird is yellow.
Sarah:My cat isyellow,too.
Cen Jie:Look at my yellow bird.
Sarah:Look at my yellow cat.
Amy:frog is yellow.
Cen Jie:No,Amy.a frog is green.
Amy:frog is yellow!
G. 英語情景劇劇本
101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross: (mortified) Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey: Ohh.
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)
Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Ross: Sorry.
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures his consent.)
Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica: Rachel?!
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?
Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel: Hi, sure!
Ross: Hi.
H. 校園英語短劇劇本
And It Was So
於是情況就變成了這樣
prolusion: Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in God? Today we are going to tell a story about the Goddess.
Story-teller: Long ,long ago there was a goddess. She created the mule.(and the goddess pointed the mule, the mule began to move. The mule look around)
Mule: who am I?
Goddess: (smile)My dear, you will be a mule.
Mule:Mule? What』 that?
Goddess: That』s your name. And you should work whole day long.
Mule: What shall I eat? You know whatever we do, we needs energy.
Goddess: Grass. But I think you will be foolish. And you will live for 50 years.
Mule:No, No ,No. 50 is too long for me to work.Can you give me no more than 20.
Story-teller: The Goddess thought for a while.
Goddess: Er. Yes. That』s all right.
Mule: thank you. I』ll try my best to finish it.
Story-teller: And it was so. The next day, the goddess created a dog.
Goddess: You will be a dog, my dear.
Dog: You mean a watchdog?
Goddess: That』s right. How clever you are!
Dog: But I didn』t want to be a watchdog. It』s so boring
Goddess: No, my dear. You will find it interesting. You will be a good friend with your master. And you will be submissive, too.
Dog: OK. What should I eat then? You know, my dear Goddess everyone need to eat.
Goddess: You will eat his table leftovers.
Dog: That』s terrible! How long will I like to be this?
Goddess: About 25 years.
Story-teller: The dog didn』t feel well, so he said to her Goddess.
Dog: Oh, my dear goddess. I』m only a watchdog. 25 years is too long for me to live. Neither the watchdog or the other kinds of dogs need it. Please take 10 years away.
Goddess: Er, right.
Story-teller: And it was so. The following days, Goddess created a monkey.
Goddess: You are a monkey You are so clever. You shall swing from one tree to another, acting strange.
Monkey: You mean I shall do acrobatic show to people and give them relaxation.
Goddess: And you will live for 20 years.
Monkey: Sorry, I didn』t catch what you said. You mean 20 years?
Goddess: Yes. Monkey: Good heavens! It』s heavy enough. Please give me only ten years to do that.
Story- teller: And it was so. Finally, she created human being. He is the luckiest being that have ever been built.
Goddess: You are a woman. The greatest being in the world.You are different from any other kind of animals.
Woman: Thank you. By the way, why am I greatest?
Goddess: You have brain. You can think over problem and difficulty. But you must change the world into peace, beautiful and modern.
Woman: I will take your advice.
Goddess: But you will live for 20 years.
Woman: 20 years is so little that I can』t do more things by myself. It』s unfair.
Goddess: You are telling the truth. I will give you 20 years that the mule refused, the 15 years that the dog refused.
Woman: I』m genuinely sorry that it isn』t more.
Goddess: Oh, I think I should give you 10 years that the monkey refused.
Story-teller: And it was so. God made human being to live 20 years as a man, then marry and live 20 years like a mule working carrying heavy loads on his back.(shoulder) Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house for its protection and eating the leftovers; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.
I. 大學生英文話劇劇本
英語話劇表演劇本：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
作者：George
呵呵．我們准備搞一個話劇表演，找了一個劇本，蠻經典的．
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a prettydaughter
namedSnow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. Thequeen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. Shedressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework allday and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do somecleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water andso on.)
皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m verybeautiful. you see. If anyone ismore
beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I wantto know something, It will tell me surely.
Now,mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want toknow?
皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
Who is the fairest of the all?
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty!
You are the fairest of all, I think.
But there is a young lady.
She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black asebony.
She is much more beautiful than you.
皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?
Whois she? Tell me quickly.
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty!
Sheis Snow White.
皇後：Snow White? No, I』m the most beautiful in the world. Oh,hunter,
come here, come here!
獵人：Yes. Your Majesty! I』m here now.
皇後：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick someflowers.
Find a lonely place and kill her.
獵人：But she is the princess. …
皇後：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don』t want to see herany longer.
獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!
皇後：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it tome.
Otherwise,I will punish you.
獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!
白雪：( Pick some flowers. )
Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!
獵人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated )
Oh!My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can』t! I can』t killher!
白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)
What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?
獵人：Your Majesty! I』m very sorry. Someone wants me to killyou.
白雪：But who?
獵人：The queen.
白雪：The queen! But why?
獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to killyou.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don』t kill me. I will run into the forestand never come back again.
獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eatyou.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot itand took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into thewild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a littlecottage.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can』t find me now, I think. How I amtired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there areseven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here aretheir names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy,Dopey.
Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. Theywere seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in themountain.
老學究：I』m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.
開心果：I』m the Happy. I』m the happiest person in theworld.
噴嚏精：I』m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.
害羞鬼：I』m the Bashful. I』m a shy man.
老頑固：I』m the Grumpy. I』m not so easy to believe a stranger.The next one
is Dopey. He can』t talk like us.
老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
開心果：Who is it?
噴嚏精：Perhaps it』s the ghost!
瞌睡蟲：Let』s go into our cottage silently.
害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
老頑固：Perhaps it』s the witch.
旁白： When Dopey was holdingthe candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They allcried out with astonishment.
老學究：What a lovely child!
開心果：How beautiful!
噴嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡蟲：Don』t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老頑固：Kill her.
白雪： ( Wake up )
What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor,Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.
七矮人：But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to yourhouse. Don』t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老學究：If you take care of our house.
開心果：If you do some cooking for us.
噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老頑固：Don』t go out. Don』t let anyone come in. Your stepmotherwill find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the sevendwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand,when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror andasked.
皇後：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?
魔鏡：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White isstill alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one ismore beautiful than she.
皇後：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costsmy life.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like anold woman. She came to the cottage .
皇後：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Verycheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?
皇後：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. Thisone, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you!
( Having a small piece, dead )
皇後：Now I』m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatlysurprise to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What』s the matter?
老學究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Nowlet』s pick some flowers and place around her
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. Shelooked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red asrose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a princecame to the seven dwarfs』 house. When he saw Snow White, he fellin love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to bemy wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to bekind to her.
王子：Yes, I will.
I will love you forever, my dear! ( Kiss her.)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came toher life, as was written in the magic book of the wickedqueen.
白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more thaneverything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding washeld with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye!
May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.
Good Bye.
See you later.
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J. 大學英語情景劇，要求～6人，每人台詞最好10句左右
我從Arnold Lobel的小故事"Cookies"找到靈感,寫下這段對話.感覺挺有意義的.
Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
Scene----in the college dorm
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It』s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.
M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.
The end