大學生英語舞台劇

㈠ 大學生英語話劇

英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》

Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)劉蘭芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)劉母Lunch』s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor』s son(MS for short)強盜Burglars(ABandC)

(J作被打狀跑上台,內砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I』m as strong as a tiger,(小聲)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指著上台處的門大聲道)I』m not afraid of you!
(內砸出一臉盆,J接住當成盾牌護著頭)Then,I』m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(內又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)

Act1
(序幕結束時,JM作竊聽狀)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(對門內)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內跳出來):I』m here!What』s up mum?
JM:I』ve told you again and again that you should call me「my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law」.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what』s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and cks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,you want a grandson,don』t you?(開始解圍裙)Go and ask your
son.I』m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)

Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)
L:Mum,I』m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災樂禍的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I』m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I』ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor』s son in the market.He said:「If your daughter
Haven』t been married,I really really want to marry her!」Now you are free again,I』ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(驚愕):What?The mayor』s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的鍋
鏟掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)

Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Here they are!(聞一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I』m so hungry!But there』s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where』s my breakfast?Where』s Lunch?Hasn』t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can』t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬禮):Yes madam!

Act4
(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1 mao enough?
(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor』s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(驚訝):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It』s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven』t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I』ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don』t you?I』ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I』ve got this!(J脫下鞋子從裡面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)

Act5
(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情願地被拉上台)
(J和三強盜躍至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)
L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊並躲到了的身後)
(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身後的L，L暈倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向MS沖去）
(J與MS混戰，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)
(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，關切地問):Honey,how are you?
L(哭狀):I hurt a lot!
J:Don』t cry baby.I』ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
(音樂起 Can You Celebrate)

㈡ 要一個大學生英文話劇劇本，不用太長，十五六分鍾就行，六個人演，台詞簡單點，搞笑點的，急需

《 荊珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, 「Yingzheng」. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.

Action I

太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It』s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾） I』m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?

阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.

太子丹：I』ve told you again and again that you should call me 「my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan」!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）

太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什麼，人才！然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：Yes.

Action II

（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時的音樂）

荊軻
Are you Li mochou?

李莫愁
Yes.

荊軻
OK. I』m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers』 world.

李莫愁
Are you challenging me?

荊軻
Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意

李莫愁
Come on!

音樂起
兩人沖上前來
「人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。。」
李莫愁倒地
荊軻大笑

李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren』t you hurt?

荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要麼，需要麼？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.

荊軻再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to 「How are you」?

荊柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹暈倒

荊柯：Hey, man, I』m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I』m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please?

荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：
To be or not to be, that's a question.

阿三：Hero，we need your help.

荊柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.

荊柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?

荊柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上場的美女，激動狀): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What? What』s the TCM?

荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn』t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

阿三：Excuse me? What』s the TCM?

觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .

太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new proct of Unilever China.

荊柯（激動）：Slimming減食療法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn』t rece my weight.

阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I』m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎……

荊柯(誠懇狀) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!

Action Ш

（《大話西遊》主題曲響起）

荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在後.

阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.

（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose在船頭的經典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個美女——此時一個中國古典美女經過，向荊軻拋媚眼，並拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發覺不對，扭過頭來。）

荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love you.

妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）

荊珂(流淚) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自《飄》)

妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.

荊珂（欲走還留，執子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）.

妻子:"I promise."

荊軻:"Never let go. 「

妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荊軻的發音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號》的台詞。）

妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，
荊珂上船，漸漸遠去

妻子：It』s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……

妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.

阿三：Okay okay!

旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

結束！

㈢ 急求大學生英語話劇舞台劇劇本一部，要求在二十分鍾左右的。各位幫幫...

《
大學生活
》英語短話劇劇本
一個簡單的6人劇本，講述大學生活的。
6人劇本。《
逃課
》，絕對適合大學生的劇本，講述逃課的故事。

㈣ 大學生感人英語話劇劇本

梁祝可以嗎？我排過，特別感人！！！
The love of two butterflies
在網上查這個標題就可以啦

㈤ 求適合大學生的英文話劇劇本

小矮人與白雪公主。這個題材眾所周知，人物數量也很符合你的要求。內其實英文劇本有很多，容再者又是在大學，可以盡情的發揮創新。之前看過一個大學生英語節的一個話劇，就是這個題材，惡搞創新版，台詞通俗易懂，表演誇張到位，很受歡迎。舞台效果非常好。如果演員不是非常善於表現，肢體語言不是非常豐富的話，那就可以找一個比較中正的劇本。

㈥ 簡短的適合大學生的英語舞台劇,大概5分鍾左右

可以嘗試愛麗絲漫遊仙境，選審判那段的片段

㈦ 求大學生英語話劇劇本~~!!

英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money

Scene1（At Salesman』s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don』t know why. The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!

另一個

白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

你看看哪個合適,也可以做一些修改

英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money

Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景

Scene1（At Salesman』s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I』m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don』t know why.The foolish students always come here. I』ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It』s time to make candies now.(看錶)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it』s OK,he hehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鑽出來（跳舞），跳完後，非常難過地說：Oh, I』m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it』s so beautiful! Haha……
C: Oh, no! Don』t sell me! I』m dirty!(拖糖果下場)

Scene2（At the school gate）

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）
(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let』s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don』t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I』m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在後面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對視)

M:Oh, I』ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let』s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?…Oh,I know ,let』s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea!(全部下場)

Scene 3:（At Maggie』s home）

N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)
M: Dad,dad,let』s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他准備拿給爸爸)
A: And play the guitar for us!
M: We know you play so well!
(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)
D: Oh? What a bright day today!
M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK! Let』s.
(取吉他，開始准備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?
M&A: Of course!
(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來「you first」之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)
D: What』s the matter?
M: Dad, we have no money!
A: Can we have some please?
D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don』t need any more.
M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.
A: They look so sweet and nice!
M: Other students always buy them!
D: But……You can』t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)
M: What shall we do now?
A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)
M: Oh, you are so clever! Let』s go.(回到爸爸身邊)
M: Dad, I want a new eraser!
A: I want a longer ruler!
M&A: Dad, please！
D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!
M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)
A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）
D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don』t buy the food at the school gate. It』s unhealthy! Do you know?
M&A: Yes, sir!
D: Here you are !( 給錢)
M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)

N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.
(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家後肚子痛)
M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）
A: …….
D: What』s wrong?
M: I』ve a stomachache!
A: Me too!
D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?
M: Yes. We had some candies just now.
A: I had some too!
D: Oh! You』ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don』t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）
M: But they look nice!
A: And tastes good!
M&A: Aiyo……
D:Well, Let』s go to the salesman together and have a look!
M&A: OK.

Scene 4: (At the school gate)

N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.
(正走到校門口，發現警察驅趕校門口的小販)
P: Hey! You shouldn』t stay here, leave now!
C: Let』s go home, let』s go home! (輕聲並拉小販)
S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…
C: You are telling a lie! I』m very dirty and unhealthy!
M&A: Dad, it』s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）
D: He?
(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)
P: What』s the matter with them?
D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.
S: Really? But I』ve never heard of it. And……
P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don』t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）
S: OK. I know. (羞愧)
C: Let』s go home. Let』s go home.
Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don』t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.
D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn』t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?
M&A: OK, dad!
P: Let』s take them to the hospital now.
D: OK, Let』s go.
N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.

㈧ 適合大學生演出的英語話劇有哪些

經典的重點大學經常演出的英語話劇：
《威尼斯商人》
《孔雀東南飛》
《老爸英明》
《愛的陽光》
《畢業生》
《白雪公主》

前段時間學校英語節舞台劇比賽，排的《哈姆雷特》

㈨ 大學生英文話劇劇本

英語話劇表演劇本：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
作者：George

呵呵．我們准備搞一個話劇表演，找了一個劇本，蠻經典的．

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a prettydaughter

namedSnow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. Thequeen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. Shedressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework allday and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do somecleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water andso on.)

皇後：I』m the new queen. I』m verybeautiful. you see. If anyone ismore

beautiful than me, I』ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I wantto know something, It will tell me surely.

Now,mirror, mirror, come here!

魔鏡：Yes, I』m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want toknow?

皇後：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

Who is the fairest of the all?

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty!

You are the fairest of all, I think.

But there is a young lady.

She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black asebony.

She is much more beautiful than you.

皇後：She is much more beautiful than me?

Whois she? Tell me quickly.

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty!

Sheis Snow White.

皇後：Snow White? No, I』m the most beautiful in the world. Oh,hunter,

come here, come here!

獵人：Yes. Your Majesty! I』m here now.

皇後：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick someflowers.

Find a lonely place and kill her.

獵人：But she is the princess. …

皇後：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don』t want to see herany longer.

獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!

皇後：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it tome.

Otherwise,I will punish you.

獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!

白雪：( Pick some flowers. )

Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!

獵人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated )

Oh!My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can』t! I can』t killher!

白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)

What are you doing? What』s the matter? Why do you kill me?

獵人：Your Majesty! I』m very sorry. Someone wants me to killyou.

白雪：But who?

獵人：The queen.

白雪：The queen! But why?

獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to killyou.

白雪：My dear hunter. Don』t kill me. I will run into the forestand never come back again.

獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eatyou.

白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.

旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot itand took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into thewild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a littlecottage.

白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can』t find me now, I think. How I amtired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there areseven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here aretheir names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy,Dopey.

Oh, how I want to sleep!

旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. Theywere seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in themountain.

老學究：I』m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.

開心果：I』m the Happy. I』m the happiest person in theworld.

噴嚏精：I』m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.

害羞鬼：I』m the Bashful. I』m a shy man.

老頑固：I』m the Grumpy. I』m not so easy to believe a stranger.The next one

is Dopey. He can』t talk like us.

老學究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!

開心果：Who is it?

噴嚏精：Perhaps it』s the ghost!

瞌睡蟲：Let』s go into our cottage silently.

害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.

老頑固：Perhaps it』s the witch.

旁白： When Dopey was holdingthe candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They allcried out with astonishment.

老學究：What a lovely child!

開心果：How beautiful!

噴嚏精：Who is she?

瞌睡蟲：Don』t wake her up.

害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?

老頑固：Kill her.

白雪： ( Wake up )

What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor,Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.

七矮人：But why are you in our house?

白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to yourhouse. Don』t drive me away. Let me stay with you.

老學究：If you take care of our house.

開心果：If you do some cooking for us.

噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.

瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.

害羞鬼：But you must be careful.

老頑固：Don』t go out. Don』t let anyone come in. Your stepmotherwill find you and kill you.

白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.

旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the sevendwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand,when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror andasked.

皇後：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?

魔鏡：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White isstill alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one ismore beautiful than she.

皇後：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costsmy life.

旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like anold woman. She came to the cottage .

皇後：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Verycheap.

白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?

皇後：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. Thisone, please!

白雪：OK! Thank you!

( Having a small piece, dead )

皇後：Now I』m the most beautiful in the world.

旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatlysurprise to see Snow White dead

七矮人：What』s the matter?

老學究：Snow White is dead.

七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Nowlet』s pick some flowers and place around her

旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. Shelooked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red asrose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a princecame to the seven dwarfs』 house. When he saw Snow White, he fellin love with her.

王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to bemy wife.

七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to bekind to her.

王子：Yes, I will.

I will love you forever, my dear! ( Kiss her.)

旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came toher life, as was written in the magic book of the wickedqueen.

白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?

王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more thaneverything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?

白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!

七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!

旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding washeld with great show

白雪：Good Bye!

七矮人：Bye-bye!

May you Happy Forever!

白雪、王子：Thank you.

Good Bye.

See you later.

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㈩ 大學英語話劇

我自己編的，老師剛剛讓我們演的關於愛情和婚姻
有些許錯誤，可以糾正更改，做成PPT圖片和音樂搭配，注意時間的把握，演員的動作誇張點，出場時都弄個標志的動作音樂，效果不錯的，如果想要的話我這有原版的ppt，伴奏，圖片

I have a dream
【音樂起】Everyone has their own dreams，As a girl my dream is to experience a sweet and romantic love story。And one day ，a miracle happened, I met an angel
（天使出現）音樂起【新聞聯播背景音樂】
獨白：As you can see， I am an angel ，an handsome and cool angel
——Do you want to buy Yiligao?【顯示圖片】一粒高
——NO
——Do you want to Accreditation?【顯示圖片】搞笑辦證
——No
——Do you want to chat with xilige or fengjie？【顯示圖片】犀利哥鳳姐
——No
——Oh,do you want a universal remote control？【顯示圖片】神奇遙控器
——What？ 參考電影《神奇遙控器》
——I am not suppose to do this ，but you seem like a good guy 。【顯示圖片】so I gonna have to just give it to you，Enjoy！【一塊半截磚】
—— I want handsome, hero, Prince Charming…
——It will meet all your requirment
——Really?
（天使消失）
獨白：How could this？ I want to be back again to fall in love with Romeo, of course, hehe（按下按鈕）
上【邁克爾傑克遜的滑步】音樂
羅密歐；美女。beauty
朱麗葉；帥哥。handsome
羅密歐；你和我的前妻好像啊。You look like my ex-wife
朱麗葉；你前妻呢？Your ex-wife
羅密歐；服毒自殺了。She committed suicide taking poison
朱麗葉；我男朋友也服毒死My boyfriend also committed suicide taking poison。
羅密歐；哦 太好了。看我帥嗎？oh good Do you feel I'm handsome?
Don't you want to be my girlfriend?
朱麗葉；讓我再想一下啊。let me see
羅密歐；好的，我等你。good， I will wait for you.
朱利葉：呵呵，我想好了，好的，我答應你。haw-haw,i decide to be your girlfriend!
羅密歐：那你和我一起去我家見我爸媽吧！that's great! let's go to my home to visit my parents!
朱麗葉：沒問題！No problem!
到家之後
羅密歐：媽媽，這是我女朋友，朱，mum,this is my girlfriend,zhuliye!
朱麗葉：你好，伯母。hi,aunty!
伯母： 你好，你長的真漂亮!快坐吧，我去給你弄杯喝的！hi,you are so beautiful! Sit down please! what do you want to drink， milk?
朱麗葉：謝謝！sure! thank you!
羅密哦：我的媽很好,對吧？my mun is kind,isn't she?
朱麗葉：真的很好！of course！
牛奶到；
朱麗葉：謝謝。thank you !
朱喝之後昏倒。
羅密歐： Oh! my God,my darling,my love!三鹿奶粉額 sanlu! fuck！
【顯示圖片】【悲傷音樂起】
But the moment I fainted, I press the second button, I hope my idol there, come and save me【王子上】
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my snow white !
wake up, wake up…
S.w: did you wake me up .
p:yes! you are so beautifull that i love you at the first sight i see you .
s.w:Thank you for your help! wa !you are the Prince Charming !and i love you too!
p:o!how beautifull it is !let's go back to my country!
【顯示圖片】皇宮
s.w:what can we do? the king didn't agree us .
p:do you love me ?
s.w:of cours !
p:good . let's go out of the country and find our best kingdom!
s.w :good ,let's go !
但是進了皇宮我才知道，原來王子喜歡上網，偷菜，打CF，和芙蓉姐姐聊天，沒有時間陪我，於是我決定離開，我登上了一條船，沒錯，這條船的名字就是泰坦尼克號，在船上我遇見了他But when I come into the palace, I find that Prince like to surf in the Internet, stealing vegatable, playing CF, and chat with 芙蓉姐姐, no time to accompany me, so I decided to leave, I boarded a boat, yes, the boat's name is Titanic, the ship I met him
【顯示圖片，音樂起】
【Jack上】
Hello, Jack.哈啰，傑克
I changed my mind.我改變主意了
They said you might be...聽說你在這里.
Shh.Give me your hand.噓...把手給我
Now close your eyes.現在閉上眼睛
Go on.快
Step up.站上來
Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.眼睛閉好，別偷看
I'm not.不會的
Do you trust me?你信任我嗎？
I trust you.我信任你
All right, open your eyes.好，張開眼睛
I'm flying! Jack!我在飛！傑克！
正當我們聊天時，泰坦尼克撞上了冰山，船沉了，Jack為了救我犧牲了，傷心的我按下第四個按鈕：天啊，賜給我個英雄吧，於是，蜘蛛俠救了我As we chat, the Titanic hit an iceberg, the ship sank, in order to save me ,Jack sink with the ship，and last I press the fourth button: My God, gave me a hero, so, Spider-Man saved me
【顯示圖片，音樂起】
很快他也愛上我了，但是我發現，他整天救人卻沒時間陪我，於是我決定分手
He soon fell in love with me, but I found that he spent on saving lives, but no time to accompany me, so I decided to break up
【蜘蛛俠上】
You look beautiful， peonies哥送的不是花，是寂寞！ you ok？
M:How beautiful you』re!rose. Time』s gone,my heart will go on. 【音樂起】神秘園
W:Sorry!Listen to me,there』s something i have to say. We might as well break up.Our love have come an end.I』ve thought about it for a long time.
M:What?I love you more than I can say. Look,it』s my heart.
W:Accept it!I was lonely lonely lonely,where were you?
Frankly speaking,I have fallen in love with sb else！
He』s smarter and more homour than you.Free me away.
M:Please,please.Oh,my god!Tell me why!Tell me why!
經歷這么多的傷心事【音樂起】（海之女神）
我決定找一個可以託付的人結婚，於是我按下最後一個按鈕Gone through so much grief, I decided to find a person who can be entrusted to marry, so I pressed the last button
【音樂起】【圖片上】
Although I am ugly, but my heart is very tender雖然我很醜，但是我的心很溫柔，不要迷戀哥哥只是一個傳說Do not worship me ，i just a legend
對話【顯示圖片】【音樂起】大話西遊
once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!
於是我們步入婚姻的殿堂So we entered the marriage hall
【音樂起】（豬八戒背媳婦）【牧師上】宣誓【結婚進行曲
正在這時，牛魔王殺到，【音樂起】
當牛魔王把劍刺向我胸口時，我一個翻身掉下了床，呵呵Just then, the Bull Demon King and immediate concern, when the Bull Demon sword stab my chest, I turn around and fell out of bed , Oh
It just a dream ,a dream about love!
中間的可以自己發揮聯想！祝你演出成功